so liek u kno how u cant smell when u get covid? well turns out ur brain gets all wacko too! but dont worry, our minecraft server will fix ur brain with all the fun and craziness we got goin on! join us and ur brain will be back to normal in no time, plus u get to build cool stuff and hang out with other peeps who also lost their smell from covid. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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Lost Smell Syndrome Craft
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Blocky Brain Busters
so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.
so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!
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Birdie Bandit Bonanza
come join our minecraft server if you want to be like those kleptoparasitic seabirds but in a virtual world! steal all the loot from other players and force them to give you their diamonds and emeralds! be the ultimate klepto king of the server!we have crazy events like the annual regurgitation race where players compete to see who can steal the most items from other players in a set amount of time. winner gets a special klepto crown to wear proudly on their head!
our community is full of friendly kleptos who will help you learn the ways of the steal. we even have a secret society called the Klepto Knights who protect the server from non-klepto invaders.
so come on over and join the fun! steal, regurgitate, and conquer your way to the top on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!
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Time Machine Virus Fun
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got time machines and stuff! Travel back to 2020 and see if you can stop the corona virus from happening! Maybe you’ll accidentally cause it to happen sooner, who knows! It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen! Plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join?! Come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now!
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CrazyCatCraze – ThePurrfectServer
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this cray cray minecraft server and u find out that the cats are taking over, man. like, they’re building their own little cat city and they’re all wearing tiny little cat hats. and get this, they’re speaking in meows but you can totally understand them. it’s like a whole new world, dude. join this server if u wanna be part of the cat revolution and help them take over the minecraft universe. meowtastic!
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Bat Virus Farm Fun
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more viruses than a chinese fur farm! we got bats, racoon dogs, minks, and even guinea pigs spreading all the craziness. it’s like a wild animal party up in here! come see which virus will infect you next, it’s like a surprise every time you log on. who needs diamonds when you can collect all the different viruses instead? join now for a truly unique and chaotic minecraft experience!
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BlockBuster COVID-19 Shield
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon this newly discovered antibody that protects against allllll the covid-19 variants! like, what even??! now you can roam around the server without a care in the world, just slaying creepers and building epic castles without worrying about getting sick. join our server and become invincible against the virus, plus you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out hand sanitizer. yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ DRAGON that shoots out HAND SANITIZER. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s conquer this minecraft world together!
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Creeper COVID Chaos
so, like, you ever been playin’ Minecraft and suddenly you can’t hear your homies yellin’ at you to watch out for that creeper? well, join our server and we promise you won’t lose your hearing cuz of COVID-19! we got special potions that protect your ears from viruses and stuff, so you can keep on gaming without worryin’ about goin’ deaf. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds, so if you wanna join the treasure hunt, come on over! trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, who cares about zombies when you’re having this much fun, amirite?
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PixelPurge: Delete the Cringe
haha join this epic minecraft server where you can build a house made out of cheese and ride on flying pigs! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise so you know you’ll be in good hands.
come join the fun and see if you can survive the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the enchanted forest. but be careful, rumor has it that the evil chicken overlords are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into chickens.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!
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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a missionary getting sprayed with sprinklers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your dog will want to join in on the fun (and yes, missionary-free)! Join now for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only virus you’ll catch is the addiction to playing on our server. Who needs sleep when you can be building your dream world with us? Don’t miss out on the chaos and laughter – join today!