explore our twisted world where the shrews rule and the players drool. build your own shrew-proof fortress and defend it with your life.
if you’re brave enough to face the shrews and survive their deadly virus, then come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of. we promise it’ll be a wild ride you won’t forget (if you survive, that is).
This server is so lit, it’ll cure your long covid and CFS with its magical mitochondria powers. Say goodbye to hemolytic anemia because we’ve got all the ATP you need to keep you going strong in the virtual world.
Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and endless fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most energetic Minecraft server around!
Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.
So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear masks and practice social distancing. You’ll never have to worry about catching anything other than a good time here.
Rumor has it that our server is so immune to viruses that even the Ender Dragon couldn’t infect us if it tried. So come on in and join the party, because on this server, the only thing contagious is laughter and fun!
we got this one virus, the H5N1 virus, and it’s, like, not even that bad. it’s, like, so chill that it doesn’t even make u sick or anything. it’s just, like, hanging out and not causing any trouble. so, if u want a virus that’s, like, totally mellow and won’t mess with u, then u gotta join our server.
plus, we got all these interferon-stimulated genes that are, like, not even doing anything. they’re just, like, sitting there and not getting stimulated at all. so, u won’t have to worry about any crazy diseases or anything on our server.
so, come join us and have a blast on our totally wild and wacky minecraft server. u won’t regret it, trust me!