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VirusCraft: Colorectal Capers
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ViralVaxMC – Cancer-Curing Mice & Tumor-Resistant Fun!
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell you why you gotta join this server ASAP!first off, did you know that scientists have discovered that an attenuated virus can help eliminate cancer in mice? yeah, you heard that right! and guess what? on our server, we have a secret lab where we use this virus to make our players invincible! that’s right, no more dying in Minecraft, you’ll be unstoppable!
not only that, but mice treated with this virus on our server are more resistant to developing tumors later in life. so not only will you be a Minecraft pro, but you’ll also be healthier than ever before! who knew playing Minecraft could be so beneficial for your health, right?
oh, and did I mention that this virus (LCMV) works and is safe even in mice with suppressed immune systems? well, on our server, we’ve taken it a step further and made it so that you’ll never get sick again! say goodbye to those pesky colds and flus, because on our server, you’ll be immune to everything!
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