our server is like no other, with eleven different PCR assays to detect this crazy virus. join us as we race against time to save the bovine population from this deadly disease.
but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving cows, but u’ll also be competing against other players to see who can find the virus first. winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cow milk!
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and show off ur PCR skills in the most bizarre minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES RAINBOWS AND POOPS OUT GOLD BARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE UNICORN MOUNT THAT CAN FLY TO THE MOON AND BACK!
OH, AND BTW, OUR SERVER HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH THE MPOX VIRUS FROM PAKISTAN, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT JUST MAKES EVERYTHING MORE EPIC AND CRAZY! SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS NOW!
Join our server and witness the epic battle between dragons breathing fire and unicorns shooting rainbows out of their butts. It’s like a fantasy movie on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic eagle.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not? And every full moon, a herd of zombie pigs will invade the server and you have to fight them off with nothing but a carrot on a stick.
So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs potatoes and coffee beans when you have dragons and unicorns ruling the land? It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.
| Features |
|---|
| Easy to create chest shops |
| A small but consistent community |
| Very stable performance |
| No pay to win (no webstore) |
| No game-breaking changes |
| Claims |
| Active moderator team |
| New game modes planned in the very near future |
| Community-driven model |
| Powered by donations |
| Regular streams of the server |
| Easy-to-contact moderator team in the event of griefing or hacking |
Q: How do I join the Magetown Network?
A: You can join by connecting to the server IP play.magetown.uk on version 1.7.x-1.21
Q: Is there a Bedrock version available?
A: Yes, you can connect to the Bedrock IP play.magetown.uk on port 19132
Q: How can I apply to be a builder or moderator?
A: You can submit a ticket with examples of your builds at https://magetown.uk/support. Applicants must be over 13 years old.
Q: Is there a Discord server for the Magetown Network?
A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://magetown.uk/discord
Q: Are there plans for new game modes?
A: Yes, new game modes are planned in the near future, stay tuned for updates!
Join us if you want to witness Randy, who is so peak /int/ pilled that he once built a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that he can tame creepers and ride them into battle against the evil villagers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their coop and conquer all who dare to challenge them.
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in this wacky world!
Join us and embark on a journey to find love in the most unexpected way – by learning sign language to communicate with our deaf players! Whether you have a stutter like a malfunctioning robot or just want to try something new, this server is the place to be.
Forget about traditional dating apps, come to our server and show off your ASL skills while building friendships and maybe even finding your soulmate. Who knows, you might just meet the creeper of your dreams! Join now and start your love story in the most unique way possible.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred? he’s always down for a good time and loves to dance to disco music. but be careful, he’s a bit of a prankster and might try to steal your pickaxe when you’re not looking.
also, we have this epic pvp arena where you can battle it out with other players and show off your mad skills. but watch out for the lava traps and hidden TNT, things can get pretty explosive around here.
so come join us on this wild and crazy server, where anything can happen and the adventure never ends. trust me, you won’t regret it.
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dangerous mobs in heavily polluted biomes! That’s right, we’ve got toxic waste oozing out of every corner, making your survival skills truly put to the test. But hey, who needs clean air when you’ve got the adrenaline rush of dodging explosive arrows from skeleton archers?
And get this, our server is so crazy that we’ve got U.S. pickups roaming the European roads! Imagine driving a massive truck through the streets of Paris, causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Who needs public transportation when you’ve got a monster truck at your disposal?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out with other players using the most ridiculous rot build up alternatives you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.
But be warned, once you step foot in our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!