Virtue signaling Minecraft Servers

Virtue signaling Minecraft Servers

  • VirtueCraft: Fake Care Edition

    VirtueCraft: Fake Care Edition
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 1199
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of pretending to care about saving the environment or feeding the hungry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and pretend to care about pixelated animals and virtual crops instead. We promise you’ll feel like the most virtuous player in the blocky world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in the server. Who needs real-world wealth when you can have Minecraft diamonds, right?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. Join us for a chance to witness this spectacular sight and maybe even befriend the sparkly specter.

    So why waste your time pretending to care about real-world causes when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building ridiculous structures? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

    DerpyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 9524
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Zombie Dances: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.

    Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.

    Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.

    So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ImaginaryCraft Minecraft Server

    ImaginaryCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 4848
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things weird and wacky!

    Join us if you want to relive the glory days of the internet when everyone was obsessed with a lazy town girl and it was totally normal to have a crush on a fictional character. We promise not to judge your questionable taste in animated crushes!

    Our server is a safe space for all your wildest fantasies, whether that involves building a shrine to your favorite cartoon character or reenacting scenes from your favorite childhood show. Let your imagination run wild and don’t worry about anyone judging you for your strange obsessions.

    So come on down to our server and let’s all embrace our inner weirdness together. Who knows, you might just find your next animated crush to obsess over!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Banter: Crafting Controversy with Creepers

    Blocky Banter: Crafting Controversy with Creepers
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 5811
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Magic Items Found: 6240 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for a hilarious adventure where we debate the best term to use for our fellow players – black or African American? We take polls, we have discussions, and we even have a dance-off to determine the ultimate answer!

    But that’s not all – our server is so insane that in 2000, saying the word “black” was a death sentence in some places. Can you imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you on our server? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and laughter, and you won’t want to miss out!

    So come on down and join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next? See you there, my fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LonelyCraft: Where Men’s Mental Health is a Myth and Laughter is Mandatory

    LonelyCraft: Where Men’s Mental Health is a Myth and Laughter is Mandatory
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 5405
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of all those soy boy beta males crying about their feelings and trying to be all sensitive? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is for real stoic warriors only! We don’t have time for whiny emotional nonsense here, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs like true champions.

    Join our server and show off your manly Minecraft skills while leaving all those sensitive guys in the dust. Who needs competition when you’re the ultimate warrior in a world of pussies? So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready to dominate the virtual landscape like a true alpha male. Join now and show everyone what it means to be a real man in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

    If you are: 

Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 4346
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

    Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

    And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

    Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

    We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

    ZzzCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 6580
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Farms Harvested: 777

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

    Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 7485
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 8949
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7458 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 443 Chimeras Created: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    kl.bear-land.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

    Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 7362
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Late for Minecraft SMP

    Late for Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 3082
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 113 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Zombie Dances: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

    Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

    So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

    The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 2063
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2540
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 4921
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

    If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 4014
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

    Crafty Humans Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 4601
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Falling into the Void: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 36 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

    Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

    Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

    MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 7760
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9635 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Emeralds Found: 7944 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

    So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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