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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9395 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 145 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!