virtual-pets Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Feline Friends Minecraft Server

adventure games, animal companions, cat companions, cat lovers, Feline, feline friends, Friends, furry friends, games, Gaming, indie games, interactive games, Minecraft, mobile games, Multiplayer Games, pet simulation, Puzzle Games, role playing games, Server, simulation games, single player games, video games, virtual reality games, virtual-pets

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Towns Built:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone? Well, fear not because our server offers a unique feature – cat companions! These feline friends will follow you around, meowing encouragement and bringing you gifts like fish and diamonds. Plus, they’re great at keeping creepers away with their ninja-like reflexes.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground cat society that you can join. They have their own catnip farms, laser pointer battles, and even a cat-themed fashion show every Saturday. Who knew cats had such a vibrant social life in Minecraft?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride into battle on the back of a giant cat, armed with a diamond sword and a laser pointer? Only on our server, where the cats rule and the fun never stops. Join now and unleash your inner crazy cat person!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, console gaming, console releases, dumb, flop console, Game, game criticism, game development, Game Franchises, game sales, game sequels, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, next console, Nintendo, nintendo switch, Nintendogs, pet simulation, sells, smp, Space, video games, virtual-pets

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4815
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the nintendogs are actually the ones running the show? That’s right, on our server, the nintendogs have taken over and they are on a mission to create the most epic Minecraft world ever seen!

Join us for crazy adventures, wacky hijinks, and a whole lot of barking. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a nintendog and have them as your loyal companion on all your Minecraft journeys. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

SMP Untold: Where Creepers tell bedtime stories and Endermen hold tea parties

bedtime, Chestshop, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Custom Biomes, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, endermen, Events, Hold, Land Claim, Lockette, MCMMO, Minigames, Parties, PvP, Quests, Ranks, smp, Stories, Survival, tea, Untold, virtual-pets, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Star Shards Collected:	243	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	Hermitcraft like vanilla server
Community	Accepting of everyone, zero discrimination (16+)
Size	Small yet growing community
Economy	Player shops + Diamond economy
Datapacks	A few cosmetic datapacks for a bit of fun

If you are interested, feel free to apply on our discord! ^^ Discord Link

We look forward to seeing any and all new members 🙂

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is Hermitcraft like vanilla server.
Is there any discrimination on the server?	No, we are accepting of everyone (16+).
Are there player shops on the server?	Yes, we have player shops and a Diamond economy.
What kind of datapacks are available?	We have a few cosmetic datapacks for a bit of fun.

Palworld MC Server: Playtime!

Adventure, cute creatures, digital pets, Entertainment, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, indie game, interactive experience, multiplayer, online gaming, palworld, Play, Playtime, role playing, Server, simulation, strategy, Time, video games, virtual-pets

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring!

Join us at Palworld where the grass is literally made of candy and the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs). Our server is so awesome that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding.

But that’s not all, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their dance moves. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

So what are you waiting for? Join Palworld today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Vidya Bunny Adventures: Where Pixels and Bunnies Collide!

Adventures, anthropomorphic characters, bunnies, Bunny, collide, cute animals, digital art, Fan art, gaming characters, Gaming Community, gaming fandom, gaming subculture, gaming trends, internet culture, internet phenomenon, meme, online discussions., online forums, pixels, V, video games, vidya, virtual reality, virtual-pets

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Farms Harvested:	255	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Have you ever wondered why vidya bunnies exist? Well, let me tell you a little secret – they were created by our Minecraft server to bring joy and chaos to all who join! These mischievous bunnies roam the land, causing mayhem and hilarity wherever they go. But fear not, for they are also here to guide you on your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Join our server for a chance to ride into battle on the back of a vidya bunny, armed with a carrot sword and a diamond helmet. Take on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle other players in epic PvP battles. And who knows, you may even uncover the secret of why these adorable yet chaotic creatures exist in the first place.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey like no other. Vidya bunnies await you, ready to lead you on a wild and wacky adventure through the world of Minecraft!

The Seed VS Hypixel

Community Based, cooperative play, Custom Features, Economy, economy-focused, friendly-atmosphere, Hardcore, interactive-environment, Land claiming, Online Community, peaceful-survival, Pets, Player Economy, player interactions, Player Shops, Player Warps, player-driven, PvE, rank-promotions, role playing, Roleplay, simple-gameplay, Survival, user-friendly-controls, Vanilla, virtual-pets

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Hypixel VS The Seed Overview

	Hypixel	The Seed
Custom Features	Hypixel has countless custom-coded features	The Seed has custom features but focuses on simplicity and community-based gameplay
Player Shops	Not specified	Players can create their own shops
Player Warps	Not specified	Players can create public warps after playing for one hour
Land Claiming	Not specified	User-friendly land claiming system available
Rank Promotions	Rank promotions available with unique upgrades	Rank promotions available with unique upgrades
Pets	Not specified	Players can tame pets by killing animals with a lead
Economy	Not specified	Player-driven economy with limited items sold at the shop
Community	Hypixel has a large and diverse community	New server with a focus on mature, respectful, and friendly player interactions

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Hypixel Answer	The Seed Answer
Do you have custom features?	Yes, Hypixel has countless custom-coded features	Yes, while The Seed has custom features, it aims for simplicity and community-based gameplay
Can I create my own shop?	Not specified	Yes, players can create their own shops on The Seed
Is there a player-driven economy?	Not specified	Yes, The Seed has a player-driven economy with limited items sold at the shop
How does land claiming work?	Not specified	The Seed offers a user-friendly land claiming system
Are there rank promotions?	Yes, Hypixel offers rank promotions with unique upgrades	Yes, The Seed offers rank promotions with unique upgrades
Can I tame pets?	Not specified	Yes, players can tame pets on The Seed by killing animals with a lead
What is the community like?	Hypixel has a large and diverse community	The Seed is a new server that encourages mature, respectful, and friendly player interactions

SwissCraft: No Weapons Allowed

Allowed, arms control, arms embargo, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, defense industry, defense procurement, diplomatic tensions, economic sanctions, European nations, european security, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, military equipment, military exports, political pressure, Swiss-made weapons, SwissCraft, Ukraine restrictions, weapons

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Potions Brewed:	42
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Emeralds Found:	2055	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

haha bro come join our epic minecraft server where we use swiss-made weapons to dominate the virtual world!! european nations be jelly cuz they know we got that swiss firepower on lock. we out here causing chaos and wrecking havoc like a bunch of crazed villagers. join us if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up with swiss precision. let’s goooooo!!!

Quantum Time Warp Server

causality, experimental evidence, negative time, physics research, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, quantum field theory, Quantum Mechanics, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum theory, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time manipulation, time reversal, time reversal symmetry, time travel, Warp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Crops Grown:	6031	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

so, like, we have this totally rad minecraft server where we found evidence of ‘negative time’ in a quantum physics experiment. like, imagine if you could go back in time and prevent yourself from falling into that lava pit or losing all your diamonds to a creeper.

join our server and experience the mind-bending possibilities of time travel in minecraft. you’ll be able to build epic structures in seconds, defeat mobs before they even spawn, and basically be the master of time and space in the minecraft universe.

plus, our community is full of quirky players who love to joke around and have a good time. we have regular events like time-travel treasure hunts, reverse gravity parkour challenges, and even a disco party where the music plays backwards.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), come join us and discover the wonders of ‘negative time’ for yourself. trust us, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss.

Brightworks

Active Staff, Adventure, Brightworks, Challenges, Community, custom events, epic builds, Friends, Fun, join us, MCMMO, Minecraft, never stops, no-griefing policy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Updates, Welcoming Community, worry-free environment

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

OPEN NOW! Welcome to Brightworks!

Looking for a Minecraft survival server that’s more than just a place to play?

Brightworks offers an exciting blend of survival gameplay, custom events, and a chill, supportive community.

Whether you’re into epic builds, intense challenges, or just relaxing with friends, you’ll find it all here.

We host custom events that keep the adventure fresh, and our team is always working on frequent updates to enhance your experience.

Plus, with a no-griefing policy and active staff, you can focus on having fun in a worry-free environment.

Join us today and be part of a community where everyone’s welcome, and the adventure never stops!

brightworksmc.com:27180

BudderCraft Network: Because our anti-cheating is stronger than my willpower to resist cake!

AntiCheating, bedrock, Beta, BudderCraft, bug, Cake, Client, Community, Development, Discord, Economy, Feature, Feedback, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Network, Plugins, Resist, rules, Server, strategy, Stronger, tutorial, update, Willpower

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Potions Brewed:	78

Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points:

1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes

2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber

3. A friendly community for all skill levels, with no toxic behavior

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What are the allowed mods/clients on the server?	Only Badlion Client with specified mods such as Animations, Block Overlay, Clear Glass, etc. are allowed. Any setting not listed will be disabled.
Is joining the discord required?	It is not required but highly recommended for feedback, updates, and community interaction. You can get the discord link in-game.
What happens if I cheat on the server?	Any form of cheating, whether through mods, hacks, exploits, or other means, will result in a permanent ban. Piracy is also strictly prohibited.
Are large scale farms allowed?	No, large scale farms that disrupt the economy or gameplay balance are prohibited. View the list of banned farms in the server rules.
What version does the server run on?	The server always runs on the latest version, but updates may take a week or two after a new version release.

Ready to check us out?

Join with the IP below:

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

Asian Femdom Experience Minecraft Server

asian, Asian femdom, asian girlfriend, authentic experience, BDSM, Communication, confess, cultural exchange, Domination, Experience, femdom, fetish, interracial, kink, metallic scrubber, Minecraft, move in together, power play, relationship dynamics, role reversal, Server, Submission, trust building, wash rice cooker, White

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Holy Grails Found:	5	Animals Bred:	187
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt hut, when suddenly you stumble upon this server. And guess what? It’s run by an Asian girlfriend who’s not afraid to show you who’s boss! 😂😂😂

Join our server for the ultimate Asian femdom experience – forget diamonds, this is the real treasure you’ve been searching for! And hey, if you’ve ever wanted to know what it feels like to have your rice cooker scrubbed with a metallic scrubber, well, you’re in luck! 🍚🔪

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and get ready for a wild ride filled with domination, rice cookers, and a whole lot of laughs! 😜✨🎮

Money Saving Minecraft SMP

budgeting, cost of living, Dream lifestyle, early retirement, expat life, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Stability, frugal living, future planning, investment strategy, live like a king, long term savings, Long-term goals, Minecraft, MONEY, retirement planning, SAVING, saving money, smp, third-world country, Wealth accumulation, work hard

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8382
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your empire now so you can retire like a boss at 35! Imagine ruling over your own kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you and diamonds raining from the sky. Who needs a boring office job when you can live like a king in a virtual world? Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare loot. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and start your journey to ultimate Minecraft glory!

NoBedroomAllowed Minecraft Server

bedroom rules, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, depression, family dynamics, Friends, guitar, mental health, Minecraft, movie night, NoBedroomAllowed, parenting, personal space, privacy, relationships, Server, sleep schedule, socializing, Support, video games, work-life balance

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	239
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild time filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story.

🎮 Need a break from real life? Come play on our server where you can build your dream world without any pouting spouses getting in the way.

🎸 We have all the gaming and music you could ever want, but sorry, no guitar playing in the bedroom allowed! We need our beauty sleep, okay?

🍿 Grab some popcorn and get ready for a movie night… just make sure to stay out of the bedroom, unless you want to face the wrath of a tired parent.

👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 Make friends, build relationships, and maybe even learn a thing or two about boundaries. Who knew Minecraft could teach you life lessons?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? 😂

BroCollegeFundLULZ

BroCollegeFundLULZ, career building, college expenses, college funding, education costs, familial obligations, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational wealth, half siblings, loans, parental expectations, part-time jobs, personal boundaries, saving for college, scholarships, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into paying for your sibling’s education just because your parents didn’t plan ahead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will ask you to fork over your hard-earned diamonds to cover someone else’s tuition fees.

Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and fighting off creepers. No family drama here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

So come on over and escape the real world where entitled parents think it’s your job to fund your sibling’s future. Let’s craft our way to victory together!

ScaredyCraft

childhood fears, facing fears, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of criticism, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of ghosts, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of monsters, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the dentist, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, irrational fears, overcoming fears, ScaredyCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Remember that monster under your bed that used to give you nightmares as a kid? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve tamed those monsters and turned them into friendly pets! Join us and conquer your childhood fears by befriending all the creepy crawlies that used to scare you. Who knew that the key to overcoming your fears was just a few blocks away in the virtual world? Join us now and show those monsters who’s boss!

NoH8 Racism-Free Zone

acknowledging racism, addressing racism, cognitive dissonance, discrimination, emotional avoidance, emotional awareness, emotional intelligence, implicit bias, mental health, negative emotions, NoH8, prejudice, racial awareness, racial bias, racial inequality, racial injustice, RacismFree, self reflection, social change, social justice, societal norms, systemic racism, Zone

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mines Excavated:	4428	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build and mine and stuff! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a chicken nugget. True story bro! And if you join, maybe you’ll find a diamond the size of a TACO! Plus, on our server, we don’t just build houses, we build CASTLES made out of JELLO! And if you don’t join, you might miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn made out of rainbows and marshmallows. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is happy and no one has to worry about systemic racism because we’re all too busy building giant statues of potatoes! Let’s gooooooo!