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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 6866 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!