Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and hosts weekly knitting circles in the End dimension.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie villagers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of adorable baby wolves wearing top hats.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold. It’s that kind of server.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But when they tried to take it all, the chest sprouted legs and ran away, leading them on a crazy scavenger hunt across the entire map!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And if you manage to defeat the dragon with a perfectly timed dab, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it probably will!
IMAGINE GOIN BACK IN TIME AND SEEIN URSELF AS A DINOSAUR OR A FAMOUS PIRATE! U CAN DO ALL DAT AND MORE ON DIS SERVER!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! U CAN ALSO RIDE ON GIANT CHICKENS, FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE LLAMAS, AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE!
SO WHAT U WAITIN FOR? JOIN DIS SERVER AND UNLOCK DA SECRETS OF UR PAST LIVES WHILE HAVIN A BLAST! #YOLO #MINECRAFTFORLIFE 🐔🦖🧀
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build houses out of candy, and battle evil unicorns for magical loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet!
So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be living it up on “mogged”? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond pants.
Join us for epic battles against giant virtual YouTubers, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted vtuber idol, and even participate in wacky game shows hosted by Minecraft chickens! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart – rumors say that if you make a wrong turn, you might end up in a dimension where everything is made out of chocolate cake (delicious, but not very practical for survival).
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into – one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored again!
mothers on our server are thriving, spending more time and money on their kids than ever before. u wanna be a top mom in minecraft? then join us and start raking in that cash for ur virtual family.
dont miss out on this opportunity to level up ur minecraft game and ur bank account. join now and start living that high roller life in the world of blocks and pixels.
Kosmosis is a Diamond Economy driven Towny Survival Server set on a map with Terralith Custom Terrain. Homebrew and eccentric Datapacks offer a unique survival experience, and a powerful server machine keeps the experience running smoothly. —————————————————————————- Kosmosis makes use of the Terralith Datapack to bring you an exciting and epic world to build your civilizations on. —————————————————————————- Kosmosis makes use a strict diamond driven economy that makes your inventory your wallet. —————————————————————————- Kosmosis introduces an array of new ingredients for its very own custom potions. —————————————————————————- Save up your diamonds to purchase OP Tools that make any project 100x easier in survival.
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Staff is needed join in and create an application!
Welcome to Arkored! Arkored is where you’re going to have the best skyblock experience! We have a ton of customer features why not join and come find out!
Join our discord @ www.arkored.net
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Server IP: mc.projectnewtomorrow.orgDiscord Server: discord.gg/yRzjVrd8j4
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| ABOUT US | |
|---|---|
| The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! | |
| We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community. | |
| HARDWARE & SETUP | |
| Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. | |
| SERVER SPECS: | |
| CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X | RAM: 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total) |
| Location: San Jose, California, United States | Platform: Fabric 1.21 |
| MODS & TWEAKS | |
| In addition to optimization mods, we also run a variety of QoL and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience: | |
| DATAPACKS | |
| Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief | Double Shulker Shells |
| Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg | Mob Head Drops |
| Player Head Drops | Silence Mobs |
| Our optional client-sided modpack can be found here: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-club-smp-experience-edition | |
| APPLICATION | |
| Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: | |
| Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq | Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules |
| Step 2: Submit an application via our application link | Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! |
| Step 4: Short Interview | Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist |
The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server that aims to bring together a community of friends to enjoy playing Minecraft together. We focus on creating a welcoming and interactive environment for players of all skill levels.
To join The Club SMP, you need to join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined on our website. This includes reading through our server guide and rules, submitting an application, participating in a short interview, and awaiting a decision.
The Club SMP server is hosted on a dedicated machine with an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 RAM (32GB total), and is located in San Jose, California, United States. We also use Fabric 1.21 as our platform.
In addition to server-side optimization mods, we use various Quality of Life (QoL) and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience. These include Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg, Mob Head Drops, Player Head Drops, and Silence Mobs.
We offer an optional client-sided modpack that can be found on CurseForge. Feel free to download and use it, but it is not required to join The Club SMP server.
Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.
Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ages!
So why wait? Come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow or embarking on a quest to find the mystical Golden Potato of Destiny. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!