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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! True story. And another player rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and won! Can you believe it?But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, always buy. His. Games. Trust us, it’s worth it.
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WorstOfferMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of boring old servers with lame offers? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon! And that’s not all – we have secret dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. So if you want to experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, come join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
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Lavaque MC
Brand New SMP server for everyone to play. seanson one ends 28/05/2024 Features: Ranks, Economy, Player Vaults, MarketPlace, Spawn area, Auction House, Land Claiming and much more Join now to rise to the top and become the richest of Lavaque MC
192.3.27.74:25217
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SteamyCraft: Where Even Steve Pays for Games
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the owner is so rich, he pays for video games on Steam! That’s right, this server is so LIT that the owner doesn’t even need to wait for sales or discounts, he just buys games at full price like a boss.Join us for a wild ride filled with UNICORNS that shoot RAINBOWS out of their horns, DRAGONS that sing opera, and CREEPERS that do the Macarena when they explode.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so INSANE that you can ride on PENGUINS that wear top hats and monocles, build houses out of CHOCOLATE blocks, and even battle a boss named FLUFFY who shoots KITTENS out of his eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Pixelated Pranksters: The Server where Character Packs are Always on Point!
Are you tired of boring old character packs on other servers? Look no further, because our server has the most outrageous and hilarious character packs you’ve ever seen! Want to play as a giant banana wielding a diamond sword? We’ve got you covered. How about a dancing taco with a jetpack? We’ve got that too! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what kind of crazy characters you’ll come across next!
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CreeperCounselor
Are you feeling like a creeper about to explode from all the stress in your life? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and let all your worries melt away as you embark on epic adventures in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant roller coasters that defy gravity, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wild wolves on a full moon night.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your mental health level up to diamond status! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking around every corner – they’re more dangerous than a horde of angry zombies on a rampage.
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Spycraft Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, all paranoid about Russian spies and stuff. we don’t mess around with no Telegram app here, ain’t nobody spying on us! join our server and be part of the epic battle against the Russian spies trying to infiltrate our blocky world. plus, we have the best potato farms this side of the digital universe. come join us and help protect our virtual borders from those sneaky Russians!
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PolarBearPurgeCraft
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT POLAR BEARS THAT DO CRAZY SH*T LIKE SHOWING UP IN ICELAND AND GETTING SHOT BY POLICE. IF U WANNA SEE MORE WILD ANIMALS DOING DUMB STUFF, COME ON OVER. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO. WHY WOULD U WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL THIS INSANITY??? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, WHERE ANYTHING GOES AND NOTHING MAKES SENSE!
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Tire SMP
Tire SMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. It’s crossplay so both Java and Bedrock clients can connect. The IP is tiresmp.net
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