virginlizard funny moments – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

EggcellentCraft Minecraft Server

agriculture, avian influenza, bird flu, Crisis, Demand, EggcellentCraft, eggs, export, Farming, Food Industry, Import, international trade, Livestock, market, Minecraft, outbreak, Poultry, production, Server, Shortage, Supply, turkey, united states

OMG, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more eggs than a turkey on steroids! We got 33 million lbs. of eggs, y’all! And it’s all thanks to our secret partnership with the turkey mafia. They’re supplying us with eggs like there’s no tomorrow, all because of some bird flu outbreak. But don’t worry, our eggs are flu-free and ready for you to build the most egg-citing creations in the Minecraft universe. So come on down and join the egg-stravaganza, where the yolks are always on us!

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SovietCraft: 166k Injuries

#classified information, 166k, confidential information, Cyber Security, data breach, data security, database, Injuries, leaked, medical records, Military, military database leak, military injuries, military personnel, national security, russia, russian military, Russian soldiers, security breach, soldiers, SovietCraft

OMG, u guys, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Russian military can’t handle it! Like, they leaked their database cuz their soldiers were getting injured left and right from playing on our server. They were like, “We can’t handle the craziness of this server, it’s too intense!” So if u wanna be part of the action and get injured like a Russian soldier, join us now! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, it’s gonna blow ur mind, bro! Join now before the Russians come after u too!

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Termite Twerking Blowfly

animal adaptation, animal camouflage, animal mimicry, animal mimicry behavior, animal science, biology research, Blowfly, blowfly larvae, entomological study, entomology, insect anatomy, insect behavior, insect camouflage, insect communication, insect mimicry, larval behavior, mimicry, scientific observation, termite, termite behavior, termite faces, termite mimicry, twerking

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a blowfly larva pretending to be a termite with your butt. it’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. imagine sneaking up on other players and they’re like, “wait, is that a termite or a blowfly larva with a butt face?”

plus, we have this epic quest where you have to collect all the termite faces to unlock the secret butt power. it’s, like, the most ridiculous thing you’ll ever do in Minecraft, i swear.

come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. butt faces for the win!

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Turnabout SMP

24/7 uptime, A Thriving Shopping and Minigames District, Active, Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins, Capture the Flag, Community, discord community, Diversity, Events, Friendly, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, minecraft server, Museum, Player Base, quality of life addons, Safe Environment, Semi Vanilla, smp, Social, Survival, Turnabout

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum!
Inclusivity	Turnabout welcomes everyone, and is a safe place to escape and play with friends.
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more!
Shopping and Minigames District	A thriving area for shopping and minigames.
Mayoral Elections	Players can make choices on how the shopping and minigames district is run.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection against theft and griefing, with the ability to roll back damage.
24/7 Uptime	The server is always online and ready for you to enjoy.

To get started and meet new friends, join our discord: https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft Server?

A: You need to join our discord server (link provided above) and follow the instructions for whitelisting.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Turnabout?

A: Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.

Q: Are there any rules for playing on Turnabout?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a friendly and enjoyable environment for all players.

Q: Can I suggest new features or events for the server?

A: Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and feedback from our community to improve the server.

Mystic College Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, age, college, college experience, community college, Confidence, Girls, Insecurity, judgment, Maturity, mystic, Old, peer pressure, Perception, personal growth, Realm, self esteem, self-conscious, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Student Life, turning 28, young

Bro, forget about community college girls! Join our Minecraft server instead and be surrounded by a virtual harem of pixelated babes who think 28 is the prime age for blocky romance! Plus, you can build a virtual mansion to flex on those college kids who still live with their parents. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama with creepers and zombies? Join now and never look back, bro!

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SynagoguePVP – Oy Vey!

anti-semitism, assault, ATTACKED, brutality, Community, crime, discrimination, EyeSight, hate crime, investigation, Jewish, man, Manchester, News, Religious, Safety, synagogue, SynagoguePVP, Trauma, uk, vey, violence

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is creepers, not innocent Jewish men outside synagogues! We promise no one will lose their eyesight unless they stare at the sun too long while playing. Plus, we have a secret underground synagogue where you can mine diamonds while praying for good loot drops. Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will make you say “Oy vey, this server is lit!”

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Starlight Haven 1.21

ai, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, CelebAI, celebrity recognition, computer science, computer vision, data analysis, data modeling, data set, data training, deep learning, facial recognition, Haven, image processing, image recognition, innovation, machine learning, neural networks, research, Starlight, Technology

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen!

If you’re tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules like a square, then this is the place for you! We embrace chaos and madness like it’s our job (which it kind of is, tbh).

Plus, our community is lit AF – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

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GazaCraft: Kid of Hamas

BBC, broadcasting, Censorship, child, Conflict, controversy, current events, documentary, documentary film, documentary series, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, Journalism, Kid, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, News, Politics, Pulled, television

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than a gaza documentary featuring a child whose dad was a HAMAS MINISTER. like bruh, you think your minecraft server is wild? think again cuz we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of lava and creepers. join us if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill ride of building, surviving, and uncovering scandalous secrets that will make your jaw drop like a block of sand falling on your head. don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
SeasonMc

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP

Vote for SeasonMc and earn amazing rewards! Click here to vote and claim your daily rewards. Best minecraft on the world

play.seasonmc.fun:19133

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Dragon City – server for PVP server minecraft

Adventure, Antispam, Battles, Cases, Community, Competition, Creative mode, dragon city, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, private fashion, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, virtual world

server for survival. There are private fashion and much more! Follow the people.

dragonsity.aternos.me:44398

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