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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3746 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 2249 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 7775 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 144040 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Votes: | 1266 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
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