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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 803 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2214 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3816 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
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