Virgin MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

VirginRedDressJealousAITA

red wedding dress, family drama, Tension, Insecurity, sister

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive family members at your own wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free zone where the only tension you’ll feel is from trying to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Our server is perfect for those who have siblings that can’t handle their jealousy. No need to worry about insulting comments about your wedding dress color choices here – unless you want to wear red, then go for it! We embrace all colors of the rainbow, even if it means calling you a whore (just kidding, we don’t actually do that).

So come join us and leave your family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive behavior. Plus, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family waiting for you?

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Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

Genderfluid, hormone, shemale, gf, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

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> /v/irgin Anons Can’t Handle Fortnite… Minecraft SMP

video games, gaming preferences, Multiplayer Games, gaming community dynamics, Gaming Community

Are you tired of playing with noobs who can’t handle the intensity of Fortnite? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real gamers hang out. We don’t mess around with those casuals from /v/, we’re all about hardcore gaming here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and pulling off epic pranks on your fellow players. Rumor has it that one player even built a working roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano – talk about adrenaline rush!

So if you’re ready to step up your game and show everyone what you’re made of, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to leave your noob status at the door, because only the strongest survive in this wild world of blocky adventures.

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End of the World Minecraft Server

armageddon, Despair, fear, uncertainty, death

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from the impending apocalypse! Join us and fight off hordes of zombies, mutant creepers, and even killer chickens!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare resources that will help you survive the end of the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a potion that will make you immune to all damage (except for fall damage – sorry, gravity still sucks).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate survivor in a world gone mad! And who knows, you might even find love in the midst of all the chaos – because hey, even during the apocalypse, a virg*n deserves a chance at romance, right?

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Chunky Chicks Minecraft Server

Confidence, Inclusivity, self-care, patience, chunky

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your Google search history? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual playground for your inner child (or inner weirdo, we don’t judge).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as diverse as your taste in… unconventional activities. Need a break from building? How about some tips on how to have sex with morbidly obese women doggy style as a virgin? Our players are always willing to share their expertise, no matter how… unique the request.

So come on, dive into our world and let your imagination run wild. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes.

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ChillCraft SMP – “Calm Down, It’s Just Minecraft SMP”

intimate encounter, Experience, sexual encounter, girl, meeting in person

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is bigger and better in person! Just like how your boyfriend’s cock looked massive in person, our builds and creations will blow your mind. Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where even the smallest block looks massive.

And don’t worry about being a Minecraft virgin, our community is so welcoming and intuitive that no one will judge you for your lack of experience. Just like how sex was easy and intuitive for you, navigating our SMP will be a breeze. So come join us and let’s build something massive together!

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ObviouslyAVirginButRatherCute Minecraft SMP

DATING, Morals, smp, Minecraft, Preference

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we prioritize finding a cute Minecraft girlfriend over anything else! Sure, being a virgin is cool and all, but have you ever had a Minecraft girlfriend who runs through fields with you and is nice to you? It’s a game-changer, trust me.

Join our server for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft match and build a virtual love story that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs a high body count when you can have a high love count in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on in and start building your love nest in our SMP. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

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TallFagsBeLikeMC SMP

tallfags, MANLET, Suffering, complaining, TallFagsBeLikeMC

Are you tired of being called a manlet and feeling like you don’t measure up? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is treated equally, unless you’re a tallfag, then you can kys (just kidding… maybe). Our server is a safe space for all manlets and virgin for lifers who have already had sex (we don’t judge). Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, insane builds, and a community that will lift you up (figuratively, not physically because we’re all manlets here). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

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BlockyVirginProTips

consent, Expectations, Tips, first time, Communication

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

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ObsessedWithDiamonds Minecraft SMP

Gaming, social norms, role playing, ObsessedWithDiamonds, video game

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a cool base or two).

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of llamas and a gang of chickens. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of villagers who are convinced that diamonds are actually made of cheese. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant butterfly.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow or discover a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted potatoes. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

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