> /v/irgin Anons Can’t Handle Fortnite… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of playing with noobs who can’t handle the intensity of Fortnite? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real gamers hang out. We don’t mess around with those casuals from /v/, we’re all about hardcore gaming here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and pulling off epic pranks on your fellow players. Rumor has it that one player even built a working roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano – talk about adrenaline rush!

So if you’re ready to step up your game and show everyone what you’re made of, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to leave your noob status at the door, because only the strongest survive in this wild world of blocky adventures.

TheaterThiefMC

#youtube, birthday gift, Boundaries, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, ENTITLEMENT, family, family time, Frustration, Home Theater, husband, Kids, personal space, quality time, sharing, TheaterThiefMC, UNFAIR, Usage, usage rights, Video

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of not being able to use your own birthday gift because your family hogs it all the time? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the drama of real life as you build your own virtual home theater where no one can steal your spotlight.

On our server, you can watch YouTube videos all day long without anyone interrupting you. You can even host movie nights with your virtual friends and be the star of the show. Say goodbye to sharing your precious gift with others and hello to endless entertainment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and reclaim your rightful place as the ruler of your home theater kingdom! Let the virtual fun begin!

DamNation Minecraft Server

accusations, Attacks, Conflict, cyber threats, damnation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, Government, Infrastructure, international relations, military presence, Minecraft, Misinformation, political tensions, power dams, Propaganda, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

lol this server is so lit, it’s like Ukraine dismissing Russian suggestion it plans attacks on own power dams lol. join us and be part of the most epic battles and drama in Minecraft history. ukraine ain’t got nothing on the craziness happening in this server. come build your own power dams and protect them from crazy attacks. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in this Minecraft world? join now and be part of the madness!

CraftyCreeperCo: $10.5B Saved!

10.5B, business strategy, Cost savings, cost-effective solutions, CraftyCreeperCo, discounted oil, economic impact, Energy Sector, financial analysis, Indian refiners, international relations, market trends, oil imports, Oil prices, profit margins, refinery operations, Russian oil, SAVED, saved money, strategic decisions, supply chain, trade agreements

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5562	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

so, liek, u wanna join dis amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got so much discounted russian oil, u wouldn’t even believe it! indian refiners be savin at least $10.5 billion by buyin dis oil, so u know it’s good stuff. come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventures eva! build ur own oil refinery, trade with other players, and become the oil tycoon u always dreamed of bein. trust me, u won’t regret it!

StalkerCraft: The Unlicensed PI

Covert, criminal, detective, following, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, private investigator, Shadowing, Sleuth, Spying, Stalker, StalkerCraft, Surveillance, suspicious, suspicious behavior, unauthorized, unauthorized surveillance, undercover, Unethical, Unlicensed

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a stalker but, liek, it’s illegal and stuff? well, on dis server, u can be an unlicensed private investigator, which is, liek, basically the same thing but, liek, totally legal. u can follow people around, spy on dem, and, liek, collect evidence and stuff. it’s, liek, super creepy but also, liek, super fun.

also, there’s, liek, a secret underground society of llamas who, liek, control the server. they have, liek, llama spies everywhere and u have to, liek, earn their trust by completing crazy llama challenges. if u do, u get, liek, special llama powers and can, liek, summon llamas to do ur bidding.

oh, and did i mention there’s, liek, a haunted mansion on the server? it’s, liek, super spooky and filled with, liek, ghostly creatures and stuff. u can, liek, explore the mansion and try to, liek, uncover its dark secrets. but beware, cuz u might, liek, never make it out alive.

so, if u wanna be a legal stalker, hang out with llamas, and explore a haunted mansion, then, liek, join dis server now! it’s, liek, totally insane and u won’t regret it.

Welcome to THE CLUB SMP, where we mix vanilla with a sprinkle of LGBTQ+ friendliness and Hermitcraft vibes!

club, Community, DIMENSION, Economy, Events, Faster, friendliness, Geophilic, Hardware, hermitcraft, in-game VOIP, LGBTQ, LOCKED, Minecarts, Mix, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Qol, Server, setup, Shops, smp, sprinkle, stony cliffs, Tweaks, Vanilla, VIBES, webmap

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server with modern hardware and optimization mods for minimal lag.

Server Specs

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Tweaks

4x Faster Minecarts (up to 32 b/s)
End dimension locked for majority of season
Mobs can now despawn with items/armor equipped. You need a nametag to keep them persistent in the world.

Notable Mods/Datapacks

Worldgen: Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Geophilic, Structory
Simple Voice Chat (In-game VOIP)
Mobs can drop heads
Players can drop heads
Shulkers Drop 2 Shells
Anti-Creeper/Ghast/Enderman Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Online webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net/

Players on the vanilla client can still connect, as all mods are client/server-sided or optional in a modpack.

Application

Join our Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq

Read through server guide + rules
Submit an application
Wait for contact within 24 hours
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

FAQ

How can I join The Club SMP server?

To join our server, please follow the application steps mentioned above and wait for whitelist approval.

Are there any age restrictions for joining?

Yes, our server is for players aged 16 and above.

What are the server specs?

The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB RAM, and is located in San Jose, California, United States.

Can I use mods on the server?

Yes, the server supports certain client-sided and server-sided mods and tweaks. Make sure to read the rules regarding mods before using them.

How can I stay updated with server events?

Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements regarding events and community projects.

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

acquisitions, Automotive Industry, brand management, Business, China, Chinese market, corporate strategy, dying brands, economic shifts, Economy, foreign investment, Globalization, industry news, international trade, Italian brands, italy, market trends, mg, Minecraft, PastaCraft, SELLING, Server, volvo

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	2006	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	1000

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like MG and Volvo before them – legendary! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers! Yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! Our server is so wild, even the mobs can bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of bacon. Yes, you read that correctly – a kingdom made of bacon! Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge the Pigman King to a bacon-eating contest for the ultimate prize.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

IkemenCraft Minecraft Server

bishounen, comedy, Female Protagonist, friendship, fujoshi, handsome women, high school, Idol, ikemen, Ikemen joshi, IkemenCraft, Japanese culture, japanese drama, Joshi, joshi kosei, Minecraft, Otaku, reverse harem, romance, school life, Server, Shoujo, slice of life

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Votes:	9106
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on, where every block is perfectly chiseled and every tree is styled to perfection. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of super hot anime guys and girls, known as the Ikemen Joshi squad. That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting alongside the most attractive players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Legend has it that only the most stylish and skilled players can uncover its location and claim its riches. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every Sunday, we host a fashion show competition where players can strut their stuff on the virtual catwalk and win fabulous prizes. Show off your best pixelated outfit and impress the judges with your creativity and flair.

So what are you waiting for? Join Ikemen Joshi today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a really cute pixelated pet) along the way.

HamasCraft: Terrorist-Free Zone

argentina, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, designation, diplomatic relations, extremism, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, Hamas, Hamas in Argentina, HamasCraft, international relations, Latin America, MIDDLE EAST, national security, Politics, radical groups, SECURITY, Terrorism, terrorist organization, TerroristFree, Zone

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Crops Grown:	3175
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Void Gems Collected:	40
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

so, like, have you heard about this CRAZY Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, bro. like, the admins are like, super cool and they once defeated a dragon with a wooden pickaxe. no joke. and get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like, the ultimate treasure hunt, man.

oh, and get this, they once had a battle with a giant zombie that was, like, ten times the size of a regular zombie. it was insane, bro. like, they had to team up with a bunch of villagers to take it down. and guess what? they won. because they’re, like, the most epic gamers ever.

also, they have this thing where you can ride on the back of a flying pig. yeah, you heard me right. a FLYING PIG. it’s like, the most ridiculous thing ever, but it’s so much fun. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the best thing that ever happened to Minecraft.

CraftyLoafers

anti-consumerism, anti-materialism, conscious consumerism, consumerism, CraftyLoafers, decluttering, downsizing, environmental impact, financial freedom, frugality, intentional living, less is more, living with less, materialism, mindful spending, Minimalism, reducing consumption, Simplicity, sustainable living, work less live more, work-life balance

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ores Mined:	8388
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN ON BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U NEED TO JOIN OURS! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE! PLUS, IF U JOIN, U CAN GET A SPECIAL POWER THAT LETS U TURN INTO A CREEPER AND SCARE ALL UR FRIENDS!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CHICKEN WHO WILL GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U TELL HER A JOKE? YEAH, IT’S TRUE! AND IF U DIG DEEP ENOUGH, U MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING SHEEP!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS U’RE SCARED OF GHOST CHICKENS, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)

LumaMC: The Server Where Minecraft is Just a Fancy Way of Collecting Blocks

Adventures, alliances, Artmap, blocks, Collecting, Community, Competitions, Connect, creativity, Custom, Economy, Events, Fancy, Feedback, Fishing, hoarder, LumaMC, Minecraft, Plugins, Ranks, ROADMAP, Seasons, Server, Skills, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Animals Bred:	165	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to LumaMC!

Features
Towny: Establish and grow your own town, forming alliances and building a community!
mcMMO: Level up your skills and become a true master of your craft.
Custom Items: Enjoy our custom coded items that have special abilities and unique skills!
Player-Based Economy: Engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics!
Hoarder Plugin: Sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash. The top 4 players will be rewarded at the end of each Hoarder event.
Ranks System: Climb the ranks to earn different titles and abilities.
Artmap Plugin: Express your creativity with map designs and make your mark on the server!
Dynamic Seasons World: Watch as the world transforms based on the season!
Fishing Competitions & Custom fishing: Test your fishing skills and compete for rewards!
Jobs: Work a job to earn cash and make your way up the ranks or become the richest player around!

Why LumaMC? Whether you’ve been playing Minecraft for a long time or taking your first steps into Towny, LumaMC is your new home. We’ve crafted an inclusive space where every player, regardless of experience, can thrive and enjoy!

🚀 Connect to LumaMC: Server IP: play.lumamc.net Discord: https://lumamc.net/chat Website: https://lumamc.net/ Map: https://map.lumamc.net/

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Towny?	Towny is a plugin that allows players to create and manage towns in Minecraft, with features like claiming land, forming alliances, and building a community.
How does the Hoarder Plugin work?	The Hoarder Plugin allows players to sell bulk items for extra cash. The top 4 players will be rewarded at the end of each Hoarder event.
Can I join other players’ towns or nations?	Yes, you can join other players’ towns or nations to build friendships and collaborate on projects.
What are Custom Items?	Custom Items are unique items with special abilities that have been coded specifically for LumaMC.
How can I participate in Fishing Competitions?	You can test your fishing skills and compete in Fishing Competitions to win rewards. Custom fish are also available.
How does the Ranks System work?	The Ranks System allows players to climb the ranks and earn different titles and abilities as they progress in the game.

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