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Welcome to the most amphibious and adorable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🐸
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And don’t worry about any drama with BFE or gosling lovers. We believe in love without repercussions here! So feel free to show your affection for your favorite characters without fear of judgment. ❤️
Now, we do have some rules to keep things running smoothly. No female collab discussions allowed here! This is a male-dominated server, and we like to keep it that way. But don’t worry, you have the entire board for all your female-related drama needs. 😉
And remember, no self-shilling allowed! If you want to promote yourself, head on over to /vt/wvt instead. We like to keep things fair and square around here. ♦️
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, and falseflaggers. And please, no derailing the thread with fighting. We’re all about peace, love, and hornyposting here. 😜
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Don’t be a poser and miss out on the fun! Play the game and see why it’s the first freaking level – because it’s THAT awesome!
Who needs realistic flight physics when you can have crazy, over-the-top action? Our server is all about non-stop excitement and insane graphics that will make you question reality. Say goodbye to boring 2D JPEGs and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft madness!