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CraftyTikTokLand

addiction, app stores, CraftyTikTokLand, Digital Detox, digital wellbeing, Entertainment, FOMO, mental health, mobile apps, Online Community, screen time, smartphone addiction, social media, social media break, social media hiatus, social-networking, tech addiction, Technology, tiktok, Time management, viral videos

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2568	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being TikTok-less and feeling like a social media outcast? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never feel FOMO again as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who also survived the great TikTok drought.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Legend has it that if you can impress them with your building skills, they will grant you three wishes (Minecraft related, of course).

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs TikTok when you have llamas and blocky landscapes to explore? Join us now and never look back at your days of social media withdrawal!

Eternal Echoes 1.20.5

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your life away? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world where you can unleash your creativity and let your imagination run wild.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, and challenges that will test your skills like never before.

So why wait? Join now and become part of our wacky community where the only limit is your own insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good time!

CraftyNostalgia

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3493	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Towns Built:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Dimension Hops:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Animals Bred:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Remember the good ol’ days of the 2010s when Minecraft was all the rage? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-clad llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s alive and kicking in our server)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow obsidian. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods (spoiler alert: one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

CraftyMemeLordz

2000s internet, 2010s internet, aim, Chat Rooms, CraftyMemeLordz, cyberbullying, dial-up internet, digital divide, flash games, internet culture, internet slang, memes, myspace, Nostalgia, online forums, online privacy, social media, tech evolution, viral videos, y2k, younger generation

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a nostalgic trip back to the 2000s and 2010s internet culture! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing baby gifs, dramatic chipmunk videos, and Rickrolling galore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Keyboard Cat, who will serenade you with catchy tunes as you build your pixelated empire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nyan Cat roaming the virtual plains.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a blast from the past? Come on in and experience the internet like never before!

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, bro, forget about those puking girls online, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pigs that fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the sexy creepers in tutus. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wacky world of blocky madness!

TikCraft Banhammer – No US Allowed

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

LOL, tiktok be like “bye bye america, im outta here!” but guess what? our minecraft server is still poppin’ off! come join us and escape the tiktok ban madness! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player here. so come on over and join the party before the tiktok ban takes over your life! #minecraftforever #tiktokwho?

TikCraft Darkside US

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

so, like, u know how tiktok is, like, the cool thing right now? well, guess what? it’s going dark in the U.S. but don’t worry, cuz we got the perfect distraction for u – our EPIC minecraft server!

join us for a wild ride through crazy biomes and insane adventures. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party!

why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret – our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building giant statues out of cheese. yes, u heard that right, CHEESE.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – we have a special event every friday where players have to fight off a horde of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords. it’s intense, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun u’ll ever have in a minecraft server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin! oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, we’re that cool.

TikTokBlockParty

brain rot, Censorship, Content Creation, data privacy, digital addiction, Digital culture, Entertainment, government intervention., information sharing, national security, online trends, social influence, social media, social-networking, Technology, tiktok, TikTokBlockParty, US, video sharing app, viral videos, youth culture

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Votes:	8759	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Are you tired of your brain turning into mush from scrolling through TikTok all day? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as all that brain rot magically disappears as you embark on epic adventures, build insane creations, and battle creepers like a boss. Who needs TikTok when you can have a blast on our server? Join now and say goodbye to brain rot forever!

Eco Breeders Guild 1.20.5

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3704
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more lit? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where you can breed hand-sized reeds and create a whole army of tiny plant soldiers to do your bidding.

Join our server for the most epic battle of handbreeder reeds you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t be able to hold back your laughter as these little guys go to war.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have custom mini-games where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and joust with carrots. It’s like a fever dream come to life, but in a good way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of handbreeder reed madness. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

Reels Wrapped or TikTok Wrapped

Content Creation, digital content, Digital Marketing, influencer marketing, online presence, reels, Reels Wrapped, social media, social media analytics, social media branding, social media campaigns, social media engagement, social media influencers, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media strategy, social media trends., tiktok, TikTok Wrapped, video content, Video editing, viral videos, Wrapped

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

bro, u don’t wanna be caught dead getting a reels wrapped or tiktok wrapped, that’s like the ultimate cringe, amirite? instead, come join our epic minecraft server where u can build the most insane creations and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that the legendary herobrine himself makes appearances on our server, so u never know what crazy shenanigans will go down. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Cookie’s Bustle Minecraft SMP

Alexandria, Bustle, classic games, Cookie’s Bustle, COOKIES, digital preservation, Gaming, gaming archives, gaming blog, gaming collection, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming website, High-quality scans, Minecraft, Nostalgia, preservation, retro games, retro gaming, scans, smp, video games, vintage games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of cookies and chaos!

Join us on our server where the cookies are as big as your head and the mobs are all dressed in chef hats. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret cookie recipe hidden deep in the mines, you’ll gain the power to control all the cookie mobs and make them do your bidding.

But be warned, the land of cookies is not for the faint of heart. There are giant gingerbread men roaming the forests, evil chocolate chip zombies lurking in the caves, and don’t even get us started on the creeper made entirely out of frosting.

So if you’re ready to embark on a sugary adventure like no other, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the world of Cookies Bustle!

F*ck This Minecraft Server

anger, annoyance, challenging game, Cursing, difficult level, difficult task, expletives, fck, Frustration, gaming struggles, infuriating game, infuriating level, intense emotions, intense gaming, Irritation, Minecraft, Profanity, RAGE, Server, stress, swearing, Tough challenge, video game frustration

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Towns Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

> Tranny Trooper Minecraft SMP Reporting For Duty, SIR…

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

🤣 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the craziest, most chaotic SMP out there? Well, buckle up because we’ve got Tranny Troopers reporting for duty! That’s right, we run this server like a military operation, but with a twist – we’re all about spreading laughter and chaos!

Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

AI chatbot tragedy, Artificial Intelligence, battle, blocky, cyber relationships, digital love, Last Incel Standing, Loneliness Epidemic, love AI chatbot, mental health awareness, mental health struggles, Minecraft, modern romance, online relationships, Royale.., Server, social isolation, technology addiction, technology impact, teenage boy suicide, telegraph news, toilet seat up, Tragic Love Story., tragic news story., virtual companionship

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where leaving the toilet seat up is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is so wild and crazy, we don’t have time for trivial things like putting the seat down.

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!

The Class of ’09 Minecraft SMP General

Anime, Class, Class of ’09, Class of ’09 discussion, Class of ’09 gameplay, Class of ’09 General, Class of ’09 merchandise, Class of ’09 soundtrack, Class of ’09 thread, Class of ’09: The Flip Side, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, Class of 09′ The Anime, general, merch, Minecraft, Pirate, question of the thread, salvation, smp, Steam, Yurifaggotry

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	748	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Yurifaggotry is the only way to salvation! Don’t worry about buying games, just pirate them like a true rebel. Our Class of ’09 server is where all the cool kids hang out, with games like Class of ’09, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, and Class of ’09: The Flip Side. But wait, there’s more! We even have an anime adaptation, Class of ’09: The Anime, for all you weebs out there.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.

Day Of Destiny | Season 1 Minecraft server

balanced whales, city building, Competition, crafts mechanics, Day Of Destiny, Development, discord community, economically-thought-out donation, Event, friendly players, Hostile players, Minecraft, player relationships, pleasant pastime, Premium, Rewards, season 1, Server, trade relations, Urban planning

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!

There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!

There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!

135.181.126.174:25875

Crafty Monsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?

4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

$5000 mac, ayymd cpus, benchmarks, Competition, coping, CPooU, crapple silicon, curryjeet, expensive, fanboys, iJeets, intlel, JOKE, legend, Mac, Macshit, Minecraft, Outdated, Performance, Processors, Shit, silicon, smp, Technology, x86 ewaste machine

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	17	Votes:	4023
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Cougar Craze Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	776	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature where older women magically appear and become your in-game girlfriends. Who needs Tinder when you have our server? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate today! And yes, they can definitely be found on r9k – just watch out for any creepy Pepe memes lurking around.

Screen Time SMP – The Minecraft Madness

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	220	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	8272
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!