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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 566 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.