these monkeys are so good at the game that they have mastered the art of HIV-1 neutralization with fusion peptides. like, who even knew monkeys could be so smart, amirite? but that’s not all, these monkeys are throwin the sickest parties in the game, with diamond armor dress codes and creeper fireworks.
so if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun but also educational (cuz u know, science and stuff), then come on over and hang with our SHIV-infected macaque crew. trust me, u won’t regret it.
Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering long-lost relatives, like finding out your brother has a secret son he never knew about! Watch as the family dynamics unfold and drama ensues when the son moves in and causes chaos.
Witness the tension rise as the son lashes out at his new family, saying things that would make a sailor blush. And don’t forget the traumatized younger siblings who are scarred for life after witnessing the family meltdown.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, join us now and experience the drama firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join today and prepare for the ultimate family feud!
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a gang of zombie pigmen come charging at you with diamond swords! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can tame them and ride them into battle like your own personal army of undead warriors.
And get this, our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient villagers who could fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim its riches?
But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Pig Racing” that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally blew up your house with TNT.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get bronchitis from all the air pollution exposure, but that’s just a minor inconvenience compared to the fun you’ll have.
If the texture pack doesn’t work here’s the link: https://www.mediafire.com/file/y1fx3cueehoicmq/PMCC_Pack_Final.zip/file
June 29 Competitors – (If you don’t have access to the server and you’re a competitor, pm me, thanks!)
51.81.172.19
– Our spawn point is guarded by a giant pink llama that shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes. Don’t worry, it’s friendly (unless you try to steal its diamonds).
– We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves.
– Our PvP arena is actually a giant bowl of spaghetti. Fight your opponents while trying not to slip on the noodles!
– The owner of the server is a talking potato named Spudrick. He’s always there to help you out, as long as you bring him a sacrifice of golden carrots.
So come join us at CuCullo, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with dancing pigs and talking chickens. They had to battle their way through hordes of evil llamas and ride on the backs of flying sheep to reach the ultimate treasure – a diamond-encrusted potato!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who roams the land challenging players to epic dance-offs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep frolic and grant wishes to those who can catch them.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if it’s truly over or if the adventure is just beginning!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find out that you have ZERO diamonds in your inventory. That’s right, ZERO. But don’t worry, because in this crazy world, anything is possible. Just like the time I thought I found a rare enchanted sword, only to realize it was just a stick with a carrot taped to it.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are. Like the time someone built a giant chicken statue that laid golden eggs, only for it to come to life and start terrorizing the village. Ah, good times.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions, from sheer excitement to utter confusion. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that you’re not actually the father of that creeper you’ve been raising as your own. It’s all possible in this wacky world we’ve created.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and defend the innocent villagers?
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this insider secret: our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are now using their skills to create the most epic and hilarious gameplay experience you’ll ever have.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
