we got this one virus, the H5N1 virus, and it’s, like, not even that bad. it’s, like, so chill that it doesn’t even make u sick or anything. it’s just, like, hanging out and not causing any trouble. so, if u want a virus that’s, like, totally mellow and won’t mess with u, then u gotta join our server.
plus, we got all these interferon-stimulated genes that are, like, not even doing anything. they’re just, like, sitting there and not getting stimulated at all. so, u won’t have to worry about any crazy diseases or anything on our server.
so, come join us and have a blast on our totally wild and wacky minecraft server. u won’t regret it, trust me!
if you’re feeling brave, come explore our infected villages and abandoned hospitals filled with loot and danger. who knows, you might even find a cure hidden deep within the dungeons. or maybe you’ll just end up with a beak and feathers, who knows!
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you battle against the deadliest flu virus in minecraft history. just remember to wash your hands and wear a mask, you never know what might be lurking around the corner. let’s get infected, baby!