Our server is like therapy, but way cheaper! Dive into a world where you can build your own happy place and leave all your emotional baggage behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
Just like how your mom thought she was helping by dropping bombshells about your dad, we’re here to drop some bombshells of fun on you! Build, explore, and let your creativity run wild on our server.
Don’t be an AH and miss out on this epic Minecraft experience. Join now and leave those old wounds behind – unless you want to build a monument to your daddy issues, we won’t judge!
Imagine a world where your mother-in-law shows up to your wedding in her own wedding dress, ready to steal the spotlight. And that’s just the beginning!
We have players who will make you question your sanity with their outrageous behavior. From accusing you of cheating to calling you a slut, our community is full of surprises.
But don’t worry, we also have supportive players who will have your back when things get crazy. So come join us and experience the drama for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!
Join us for epic battles where you can take on an entire army of zombies without breaking a sweat. Build the craziest structures without fear of them being destroyed.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret hidden treasure on the server that only immortals can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?
So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. You’ll be dying to stay forever!
not only do we have the most outrageous food options, but we also have the craziest adventures waiting for you in our server. embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted watermelon, battle mythical creatures like the pizza-loving dragons, and explore hidden caves filled with delicious surprises.
our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. you’ll never be bored with our constant events and challenges that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.
so come join us on our server and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. who needs hawaiian pizza when you can have watermelon pizza on our server!
| No-Griefing Economy SMP | Established 2018 |
| Server Reset | Never will reset |
| Pay-to-Win | 0% pay-to-win store |
| Question | Answer |
| What is the server IP? | play.hearthcraft.net |
| When did the server start? | October 2018 |
| Are there regular world resets? | No, the world dates back to July 2019 |
| Is there pay-to-win on the server? | No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks |
| Is there a live map available? | Yes, you can view the live map at map.hearthcraft.net |
| What are the server rules? | The server rules can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules |
Join us for Season 12 where we’ve added Juno, the Epic Sojourn Barista Twitch drop skin that turns your character into a coffee-loving maniac, and a Clash mode with maps that will have you screaming like a baby zombie. Plus, don’t miss out on the Overwatch 2 Anniversary event where you can battle it out with your friends in a quest for the most ridiculous skins imaginable.
But that’s not all! We’ve got plans for Season 13 including map reworks that will have you navigating through mazes of madness, and a new tank hero that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and pure insanity. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Mwahahaha!
Our server is the perfect place for lovebirds to hang out – just like this 42-year-old player and their 36-year-old partner. They’ve been building their virtual world together for over a year now, and things are going smoothly… until chores come into play.
Imagine this: you’re trying to mine for diamonds, but your partner is too busy gaming on the couch all day. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we have a strict chore schedule to keep things running smoothly. No more arguments over who should be doing the laundry – just focus on building your dream castle!
And if things get too heated, don’t worry – we have the perfect solution. Just like this couple, you can always take a break from living together in-game and go back to dating. Who knew Minecraft could teach us so much about relationships?
So, if you’re looking for a server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of dirt or stone, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way.
On our server, you can break all the game disks you want without fear of retribution from a crying sibling. No need to wait for your parents to handle the situation, just let loose and have fun!
We promise a supportive community where you can freely remind others to be careful without getting in trouble. And if anyone interrupts you while you’re gaming, feel free to unleash your wrath without worrying about gentle treatment.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a blast and let loose like never before! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to escape to? Let’s game on, my friends!