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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8053 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
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