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The Beatles of Vtubers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Votes:	6926
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the Beatles of Vtubers!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a group of hilarious and talented Vtubers who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. We’ve got a Vtuber who can tame creepers with her soothing voice, another who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye, and one who can literally fly on a pig (don’t ask how, it’s a trade secret).

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a yearly Ender Dragon beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the music never stops and the diamond blocks flow like water.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with the Beatles of Vtubers and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

WeddingBellsMC Server

aita, bankrolling, Confrontation, Contribution, Cousins wedding, dream wedding, EMBARRASSING, Extravagant, family rift, financial struggle, furious, lavish event, leading on, pitching in, Promise, reasonable amount, savings, selfish, Server, Six Figures, WeddingBellsMC

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7208	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where promises are meant to be broken just like in this wild family drama! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can build your own lavish venue, design your own fancy dresses, and serve gourmet food to all your virtual guests.

Don’t worry about draining your savings here, because on our server, you can create the wedding of your dreams without breaking the bank. And if your cousin starts asking for 70% of the total bill, just tell her it’s not what you meant by “help” and watch the drama unfold in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of planning a wedding without the stress of actually paying for it. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

CraftyParentz

Boundaries, caretaking, Communication, compassion, CraftyParentz, education, Empathy, family, friendship, guidance, hygiene, intervention, Mentorship, parenting, personal care, puberty, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	925882	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we not only build epic structures but also give hygiene talks to all players! Join us for a unique experience where you can learn how to properly wash yourself in the shower, clean your hair, and even use deodorant.

Just like the player who took in his son’s friend and gave him a hygiene lesson, we believe in taking care of each other in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own shampoo, conditioner, and aftershave in the game!

Join now for a server like no other, where we prioritize cleanliness and friendship above all else. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if your Minecraft character starts to smell a bit off – we’ll just kindly remind you to take a shower!

DreamySMP: RecurringDreams

dream analysis, dream cycles, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream meanings, dream psychology, dream recall, dream research, dream symbols, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, recurring dream, recurring memories, recurring nightmares, recurring patterns, recurring themes, recurring visions, RecurringDreams, sleep patterns, subconscious

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Do you dream of a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch apple, battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a player who tamed a creeper as a pet to another who built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to the beat of jukeboxes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!

MineCraftFaveYTuber

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Do you love watching Minecraft YouTubers? Well, imagine playing on a server where all your favorite YouTubers come to hang out! From building epic castles with PewDiePie to going on crazy adventures with Dream, this server is where all the YouTube magic happens. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might even get a chance to challenge MrBeast to a diamond mining contest – winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next Minecraft sensation!

No Bone Boner Land

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8687
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got unicorns flying around and bacon rainin from the sky. u can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. we even got a secret underground disco party with zombie DJs. and if u find the hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes. so come on, join now and experience the madness, cuz why not, right?

Leukemia Slayer’s Fun Zone

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	6331	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT SINGLE-CELL CAR T ATLAS THAT REVEALS TYPE 2 FUNCTION IN 8-YEAR LEUKAEMIA REMISSION. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT LEUKAEMIA-BUSTING CELLS IN OUR WORLD, SO YOU BETTER JOIN BEFORE THE ZOMBIES GET ‘EM.

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK POLITICS. OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE AFRAID TO BLOW UP.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! BUILD A CASTLE, FIGHT A DRAGON, OR JUST CHILL WITH SOME FRIENDS. OUR SERVER IS THE PLACE TO BE FOR ALL YOUR MINECRAFT CRAZINESS. LET’S GOOOO!

Pythia MC

1.20 combat system, Cheater-Free Experience, competitive play, Cracked Support, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Fisher, Geopolitical, miner, Player Classes, Player opinion, proximity voice chat, PvP, pythia, Roleplay, Runner, Screensharing team, Siegewar, Simple Introduction, Special Crates, Towny, unique experience

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Pythia is a Towny Geopolitical server using the modern 1.20 combat system, featuring a 1:750 Earth map. We aim to provide a completely bug-free and smooth gameplay experience, with the players’ opinions being the most valuable aspect of our server. We have tons of special features, including:

Cracked Support: We ensure that everyone can play and enjoy the Towny experience. Competitive Play: Whether you want to build in peace or seek competition and PvP, this is the place for you! Enjoy a smooth, bug-free SiegeWar experience. Proximity Voice Chat: Talk with everyone around you using proximity voice chat. Special Player Classes: Make the grinding experience more enjoyable by choosing from classes like Fisher, Runner, and Miner. Simple Introduction: Newcomers can easily learn the basics of Towny with our simple introduction. Cheater-Free Experience: Our screensharing team ensures that nobody cheats on the server. Special Crates: Only the strongest players get to keep them.

Join Pythia and enjoy a unique Towny experience where your opinion matters most!

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RigoloSMP: Where the only added flavor is the nice community! Join now for pure vanilla fun!

ADDED, Adventure, amazing, bedrock, Community, Cracked, Discord, flavor, Friends, Fun, Join, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nice, Play, Players, Pure, RigoloSMP, Season, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Vanilla
Community	Amazing
Allowed Players	Cracked and Bedrock

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord and we’ll whitelist you
What version is the server running?	1.21
Is the server modded?	No, it is entirely vanilla
Are cracked and Bedrock players allowed?	Yes, they are allowed to join

Left Middle Right Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2600	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where things get a little…weird. We have a unique PvP experience where you have to choose which direction to push the shit in anally – left, middle, or right. Each direction is guarded by super stuck up mobs who are just dying to get your cock up the ass. It’s a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate anal challenge!