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Attempted Murder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Farms Harvested:	203	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of survival in a world where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are a daily occurrence.

One time, a player tried to steal someone’s diamonds and it turned into a full-blown PvP battle that ended in a hilarious chase scene through the Nether. It was literally attempted murder, but don’t worry, no one actually died (in the game, at least).

We have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell items, but watch out for the shady traders who might try to scam you with fake enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling brave, you can try your luck in our custom-built dungeons that are filled with deadly traps and powerful bosses.

Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready!

CatTortureCraft

animal abuse, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Boss, cat, CatTortureCraft, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, death, guilty plea, justice system, legal proceedings, no contest, NRA, plea deal, pleaded, Sadistic, torture, violent crime

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

KidNappedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have FUN! we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a feather!

we have a secret hidden dungeon where you can rescue child hostages forced to watch violent murders, but be careful, the captors are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows!

build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, because why not?

join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks!

and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties in the nether, where the floor is lava and the music is bumpin’!

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

DeathCraft: Epic Fails & Funny Fates

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Have you ever been killed by a herd of angry chickens armed with diamond swords? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most outrageous deaths you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old creepers when you can be taken out by a pack of killer bunnies riding on the backs of giant spiders? Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been obliterated by a swarm of exploding llamas. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

ShotCraft: Hostage Edition

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1218
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun that even the hostages are dying to be a part of it! we have crazy pvp battles where you can shoot your friends multiple times at close range just like in an autopsy report! join now for a killer time (literally)!

Axel’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchantments Applied:	163
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

hey u, yes u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well guess what, we have a player named Axel Rudakubana who is accused of murder in Southport! but don’t worry, he’s just as deadly in the game as he is in real life! join now for a chance to team up with a real life criminal and dominate the virtual world! who needs boring old servers when u can have this level of excitement?! come join us now, if u dare!

SchoolyardShootout Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3406
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even crazier than the news in Germany! Join us and escape the madness of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Who needs to worry about being shot by their own father when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs instead? Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any creepy caregivers lurking around. Trust us, this server is the place to be for some insane fun! Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

NairobiDumpDiggers

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FIND ANY FEMALE BODY PARTS IN THE GARBAGE DUMP, ONLY DIAMONDS AND GOLD! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE KENYAN POLICE WOULD RATHER PLAY HERE THAN INVESTIGATE CRIMES.

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH RARE LOOT AND A GIANT MINECRAFT MONSTER THAT DROPS ENCHANTED ITEMS WHEN YOU DEFEAT IT.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE OF CANDY. YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF LOLLIPOPS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE GUMMY BEARS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

PixelPlate Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	114
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Towns Built:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where we encourage you to let loose and embrace your inner wild side. Need some inspiration? Just take a page out of this player’s book – they smoked a little weed, brutally stabbed their boyfriend, and blamed it on the weed! And guess what? They only got 2 years probation! So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

ChildhoodTraumaCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Remember that time you accidentally set your neighbor’s house on fire in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction as we embrace the mayhem and madness of Minecraft like never before.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a dispenser? Well, on our server, that’s just a casual afternoon activity. We encourage creativity, absurdity, and a complete disregard for safety regulations. Who needs rules when you have unlimited TNT at your disposal?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Welcome to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Crafty Kiingi’s Realm: Kuini’s Coronation

ceremony, coronation, Crafty, heritage, Indigenous Leadership, Kiingi Tuheitia, Kiingis, Kuini Nga wai hono i te po, Kuinis, Maori Culture, Māori monarch, Māori Queen, Maori royalty, new zealand, Realm, royal family, Succession, Te Ao Māori, tradition, tribal leader, Tuheitia Paki, whanau

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

yo yo yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got da new Māori Queen up in here! her name be Kuini Nga wai hono i te po, she only 27 but she takin over as da Māori monarch, followin in her daddy’s footsteps Kiingi Tuheitia. u know dis server be poppin off with royalty like dat, so come join us and bow down to da queen! build ya own palace fit for a queen, or go on epic quests to prove ya loyalty to da royal fam. ain’t no server like dis one, so get ur butt in here and start kissin da ring!

Transparent Mouse Skin: The Dye Experiment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Divine Spears Created:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE MAKE UR SKIN TRANSPARENT LIKE LIVING MICE WIT FOOD DYE! U CAN BE SEE-THRU LIKE A GHOST BUT STILL BE ALIVE AND BUILDIN’ IN DA BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR DA WILDEST EXPERIENCE OF UR LIFE, U WON’T REGRET IT! #TRANSPARENTSKIN #FOODDYEFUN #MINECRAFTMADNESS

What is the IP for Asmongold Clips Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mines Excavated:	3284	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Asmongold Clips is a popular Twitch streamer who is known for his entertaining and humorous gaming content. With a focus on World of Warcraft and other popular titles, Asmongold Clips has gained a large following for his skillful gameplay and engaging personality. His clips are widely shared and enjoyed by fans across various social media platforms.

The Infested Kingdom

Adventure, Appearance, Bosses, customize, Dungeons, Economy, epic adventure, Forge Alliances, INCLUSIVE, level up, Maps, marketplace, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0

Explore “The Infested Kingdom” for a thrilling MMORPG adventure! Delve into mysterious dungeons, challenge fearsome bosses, and experience captivating quests. Explore dynamic maps, level up, and forge alliances. Discover a unique marketplace, customize your appearance, and enjoy an inclusive experience. Join us for an epic adventure!

91.197.6.201:25625

Making Vanilla Great Again! ClassicMC Survival Server 1.21+ Java Edition – Apply for Whitelist!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6858
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla} Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Whitelisted	Yes
Memory	24GB
Server Version	1.21.1 Paper

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the #server-application channel on our Discord server and we will review your application.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are looking for mature members, so there is no specific age restriction but maturity is important.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, you can invite your friends once you are whitelisted on the server.
Are mods or plugins allowed on the server?	No, the server is vanilla with some quality of life additions.

EscapeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Magic Items Found:	1216
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join us and you’ll witness the legendary tale of Steve, who somehow managed to tame a pack of wild creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Yes, you read that right – creepers as mounts. It’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us and see for yourself how we’ve managed to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the world of blocky adventures. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring some extra armor for those creeper rides!

Cute girls make me want to die so much Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	511
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1343

Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.

Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.

So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!

Showdown: The Decline

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Remember that one TV show that started off strong but went downhill faster than a pig on a water slide? Yeah, that show was like joining a Minecraft server with no diamonds in sight. But fear not, because our server is the complete opposite!

Join our server and experience a rollercoaster of excitement that never goes off the rails. We’ve got more surprises than a creeper in a birthday cake factory and more fun than a pig riding a minecart.

Forget about those other servers that are as boring as watching grass grow in the game. Our server is like a diamond in the rough, shining bright with endless possibilities. So come on over and see why everyone is saying our server is the best thing since enchanted golden apples!

CraftyArgPovertyMC Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Zombie Dances:	7

lol imagine living in a place where more than half the peeps are broke af. not on our minecraft server tho! we got diamonds for days, yo! join us and leave ur poor life behind. we even got a secret underground society where we trade emeralds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. true story bro. so come on over and leave the poverty line in the dust.