Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the PvP battles are so intense that even Nori’s slaps can send players flying! Imagine the sheer power behind those slaps if they can take down someone wielding an Uzi. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness Nori’s legendary slapping skills in action. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about surviving in this wild and wacky world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to withstand Nori’s mighty slaps!
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Zombie Apocalypse Funland
action, aggression, Apocalypse, Attack, Combat, Confrontation, Crashing, Defense, Fight, force, FUNLAND, ground, Impact, Intensity, Murder Drones, Nori, power, Slaps, strength, Technology, Uzi, violence, zombie
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Crafty Karens: Where American Women Unleash Their Inner Warrior in Minecraft
aggression, American, American women, anger management, Crafty, crime rates, criminal behavior, cultural influences, domestic abuse, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, Karens, Media portrayal, mental health, Minecraft, Psychological Factors, self defense, societal expectations, societal norms, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Unleash, victim blaming, violence, warrior, Women
Welcome to our Minecraft server where American women are so violent because they’ve been mining diamonds for too long and have developed super strength from carrying all that heavy loot! Join us for epic battles where these fierce ladies will show you who’s boss with their pickaxes of doom. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown between these diamond-wielding warriors. So come on, join our server and see for yourself why American women are the true queens of Minecraft mayhem!
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Sicko Slayer’s Minecraft Madness
controversial, crime, criminal behavior, death penalty, debate, Ethics, Justice, kill, law, Legal, life imprisonment, madness, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, morality, morality debate, punishment, SICKO, sickos, SLAYERS, social norms, society, violence
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in taking justice into our own hands! Sick of dealing with annoying players? Just take them out in-game and feel the satisfaction of virtual revenge!Join us and never worry about running out of female classmates to eliminate, because on our server, they’ll respawn for eternity! It’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and mayhem, all in the name of fun!
So come on and join our server, where the only rule is there are no rules! Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know who might be plotting your demise next. Happy hunting!
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Random Creeper Attacks: Not Just for White Players
Attacks, civil rights, Community safety, creeper, crime, discrimination, equality, hate crimes, injustice, intolerance, justice system, law enforcement, Minorities, Players, prejudice, racial profiling, racism, Random, random attacks, Social Issues, Societal Problems, Targeting, violence, White, white people
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server! We don’t discriminate against anyone, not even White people – our attacks are completely random! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
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Pixelated Pains and Laughs: A Minecraft Server for Dark Humor Enthusiasts
Bigotry, Cruelty, Dark, discrimination, enthusiasts, Evil, harmful actions, harmful beliefs, harmful consequences, harmful impact, harmful intentions, harmful language, harmful mindset, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, humor, ignorance, Inhumanity, intolerance, laughs, Minecraft, Pains, pixelated, prejudice, racism, Server, unacceptable behavior, violenceAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience a truly wild and unpredictable gaming experience!Join us on our server where every block is made of pure diamond and every mob is a dancing llama wearing a top hat. But be warned, the llamas have a taste for vengeance and will stop at nothing to take down any player who dares to challenge their authority.
Not only that, but our server is home to the legendary Black Death Dungeon, where players must navigate through treacherous traps and puzzles in order to claim the ultimate prize – a block of cheese that grants unlimited power and eternal life. But beware, for the dungeon is also home to the dreaded Eyeless Enderman, a creature that will stop at nothing to steal your eyes and add them to its collection.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even llamas wearing top hats plotting revenge against unsuspecting players.
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Jersey Shore Creeper Invasion
aggression, Attack, blow up, Chaos, creeper, crime, danger, Destruction, explosive, fear, illegal, Invasion, Jersey, law enforcement, New Jersey, Panic, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, shore, Terrorism, threat, violence, Warning
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to blow up New Jersey in the most epic way possible! Why waste your time building boring old houses when you can join us in creating chaos and destruction in the Garden State?Join us for insane PvP battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land of New Jersey with your explosive skills. Who needs diamonds when you have TNT at your disposal?
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the authorities while plotting your next big explosion. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server around. Just be sure to wear your blast-proof armor, because things are about to get wild!
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ZoomerZombieZap – Where Nicolae Miu reigns supreme and the lolz never end!
anger, brutality, chilling, crime, Crime Scene, Dark, Disturbing, GLAD, gutted, hatred, Justice, lolz, Miu, murder, Nicolae, Nicolae Miu, REIGNS, Revenge, satisfaction, Shocking.., SUPREME, Twisted, violence, Zoomer, ZoomerZombieZap
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs – even if that means taking out a few Zoomers along the way! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of bloodshed. Who knows, you might just become the next Nicolae Miu and earn yourself a legendary reputation on the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
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Sibling Smackdown: Ippo’s Minecraft Madness
Admiration, admiration turned into love, Affection, beats up, brother, Crush, emotional response, family dynamics, Fighting, intense connection, IPPO, Ippos, love, madness, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Physical attraction, Real Life, relationships, romance, sibling, sibling rivalry, SmackDown, unexpected feelings, violenceAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can reenact epic battles like Ippo beating up her brother and then falling in love with him! Who wouldn’t want to experience that level of drama and romance in their Minecraft gameplay? Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own outrageous stories on our server – it’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
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ChainsawCraft: Where Creepers Run in Fear and Trees Tremble
action, Anime, BETRAYAL, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsawCraft, CREEPERS, dark fantasy, Demons, Denji, emotional, fear, fistfight, friendship, Gore, INTENSE, loses, Manga, Revenge, RUN, shonen jump, Supernatural, Trees, tremble, violence, Yoru
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for epic battles, like Yoru vs Denji in a fistfight where anything goes – even losing is a win because the loser gets a special prize! Our server is so wild, you never know what’s going to happen next. Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
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Ukrainian Roulette Minecraft Server: 30 Russians for 1 Ukrainian
aggression, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death rate, devastation, eastern europe, Empty, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Loss, massacre, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, roulette, russians, Server, stocks, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, ukrainians, violence, War
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us as we embark on a wild journey where the death rate is 30 Ukrainians for every 1 Russian player. Why, you ask? Well, because we’ve got a never-ending supply of NATO stocks that need to be emptied, and what better way to do that than with a good old-fashioned massacre?But don’t worry, this server is all in good fun (we promise). So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to fight for your life in the most absurd battle you’ve ever seen. Who will come out on top – the Ukrainians or the Russians? Only time will tell on this chaotic server where anything goes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us today and be prepared for non-stop action, outrageous storylines, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, comrade!
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Blocky Bloodbath: The Minecraft Murder Mystery Server
action, blocky, Blood, BLOODBATH, co-op, First Person Shooter, Gore, Horror, INTENSE, killing floor, Killing Spree, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Mystery, no floor killing whatsoever, pc game, Server, Steam, Survival, survival horror, team-based, violence, wave-based, weapons, zombiesWelcome to the most misleadingly named Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Despite the name, there is absolutely no killing of floors allowed here. We take our floors very seriously and will not tolerate any floor violence.But don’t worry, there are plenty of other ways to have a blast on our server. How about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions? The winner gets a crown made entirely out of diamonds (not really, but it sounds cool).
Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive “Sheep Fashion Show,” where players dress up their sheep in the most outrageous outfits and strut their stuff on the catwalk. The best-dressed sheep wins a lifetime supply of virtual hay (which is surprisingly hard to come by in the Minecraft world).
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most floor-friendly Minecraft community out there. Just remember, no floor killing allowed!
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YeehawCraft: ‘Murica Edition
american culture, American dream, american identity, American pride, American values, be american, christian faith, Christianity, claim christ is king, Edition, faith in christ, get shot, gun control, gun rights, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, Murica, patriotism, religious beliefs, religious freedom, second amendment, violence, YeehawCraftAre you tired of getting shot for claiming Christ is king in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can shout it from the mountaintops without any fear of bullets flying your way! Join us for a heavenly experience where you can build your own church, battle demons, and even ride on the back of a giant angel! So come on down and let’s spread the good word…without the risk of getting shot!
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Crafty Creeper’s Crazy Kingdom: Where Villagers and Ukrainians Unite!
anti-Jewish, anti-Ukrainian, antisemitism, Bigotry, Crafty, crazy, CREEPERS, discrimination, harmful actions, harmful attitudes, harmful behavior, harmful beliefs, harmful division, harmful ideologies, harmful language, harmful propaganda, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, intolerance, Kingdom, prejudice, racism, ukrainians, unite, villagers, violence
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. But be warned, they only dance for players who can do the Chicken Dance flawlessly!
We also have a hidden underwater city where players can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids for treasure. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance!
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a special event where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens while wearing diamond-studded armor. It’s like a rodeo, but with a lot more feathers and bling!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! And remember, the llamas are watching…
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CraftyCreeperz: Where even White South Africans can survive crime and torture!
Africans, Boers, Community Building, CraftyCreeperz, crime, economics, Ernst Roets, exclusive, farm murders, Future, gang-related violence., Government failure, Hope, indoctrination, Infrastructure, lawlessness, leftist ideology, murder rate, solidarity movement, South, SURVIVE, torture, violence, White, White South Africans, wokeness
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where White South Africans face crime and torture but still believe the US and Europe face a darker future! Join us as we build our own community and fight against the government failing on every conceivable level – from crime to economics to service delivery.But don’t worry, despite enormous amounts of violence directed at us, we have more hope for the future of South Africa than the U.S. and Europe! Why? Because we’re ready to take on the challenges of wokeness and leftist ideology that is being promoted through the media and universities.
Experience the thrill of lawlessness and crime as we navigate through the murder rate of more than 40 people per 100,000 per year. Farm murders, gang-related violence – you name it, we’ve got it all on our server. So join us for a wild ride as we fight against the odds and build a better future for ourselves in the face of adversity!
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SummerCraft92: Where Creepers Wear Hawaiian Shirts and Endermen Rock Sunglasses
1990s, aggression, chico, Confrontation, CREEPERS, endermen, eye injury, HAWAIIAN, Hispanic culture, machizmo, Memories, Nostalgia, physical altercation, Reminiscing, Rock, Shirts, street culture, street talk, summer 92, summer vibes, SummerCraft92, sunglasses, Throwback, toothpick, tough talk, urban life, violence, wearWelcome to our Minecraft server, where summer ’92 is alive and kicking! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to a time when toothpicks were the ultimate weapon of choice.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player challenges you to a duel. But instead of swords, you both whip out toothpicks and engage in the most epic toothpick battle ever seen in Minecraft history. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary machizmo slapper, a mysterious figure who roams the land slapping the machizmo out of anyone who dares to talk smack. Will you be brave enough to face this toothpick-wielding enforcer?
So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with toothpick duels, machizmo slapping, and summer ’92 nostalgia. Just be sure to watch your mouth, or you might end up with a toothpick in your eye!
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The Land of Stealing Wishes – Not So Vanilla Edition
Account.., Community, crystal, Dedicated, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Join, Land, LifeSteal, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PvP, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Server Rules, Start, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, Wishes
WishSteal SMP Server Overview
Server Name WishSteal SMP Server Type Lifesteal Joining Requirement Real Account Only Rules Griefing and stealing allowed; crystal PvP not allowed Discord Server https://discord.gg/zRvsEdMp FAQ
Q: When will the server start?
A: The server will start when we reach about 10-15 members.
Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow?
A: Yes, all the rules can be found in the smp-rules channel in the Discord server linked above.
Q: What type of players are you looking for?
A: We are looking for both average players and dedicated players who are willing to commit to the server.
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CraftyPlan Minecraft Server
#Intention, Calculated, conniving, Crafty, CraftyPlan, Cunning, Deception, Deliberate, entire time, hidden agenda., Manipulation, Minecraft, Plan, Plot, Premeditated, purposeful, scheme, scheming, Server, strategic planning, strategy, ulterior motiveAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Justin Bieber songs. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have been plotting world domination since the beginning of time?
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a weekly tea party with the Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever experience. Remember, it was the plan the entire time. 😉🐔🚀
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CraftyNazi Minecraft Server
14/88, assblasted, Board, Chud, CraftyNazi, cucked, Dead, FAGGOT, Guide, hitler, Humanity, Janny, jew, Lies, Minecraft, New Golden Age, Posts, Rise, Server, spirit, tranny, Victory, white race
Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft
addiction, Attention, Babysitting, college, compromise, Conversation, Exams, exhaustion, family, free babysitting, nephew, NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, screen time, sibling conflict, single mother, studying, time consuming, TVLooking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from all the baby mama drama and dead boyfriend shenanigans!Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!
Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!
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LifeSucksMC Server
Adversity, bitter truths, Challenges, coming to terms with reality, coping with disappointment, difficult experiences, Disappointment, disillusionment, disillusionment with life, facing setbacks, finding out the hard way, harsh reality, harsh truths, life sucks, LifeSucksMC, negative outlook, painful lessons, realization, Server, Struggle, tough times, unpleasant surprisesAre you tired of mining for hours only to be blown up by a creeper? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, life doesn’t just suck – it blows! Literally, we have a custom plugin that blows you away every time you respawn just for the fun of it.Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks? The winner gets a prize of… well, nothing really, but bragging rights are priceless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to the latest hits from the Note Block DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco ball room hidden deep within the mines.
So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knew that life sucking could be so much fun?
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MineCraftJobSwitcher
Burnout, conflicts with coworkers, constant stress, declining performance, feeling stagnant, feeling unappreciated, feeling underpaid, feeling undervalued, feeling unfulfilled, job dissatisfaction, lack of challenge, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of support from management, low morale, micromanagement, MineCraftJobSwitcher, no room for advancement, poor work-life balance, toxic work environmentAre you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone else’s base? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance? Then it’s time to join our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on to ask for building tips. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas.
So what are you waiting for? Quit your day job and come join us on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).
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HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server
airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHate, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, RETALIATION, retaliatory strikes, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Yemencome join our epic minecraft server where we launch retaliatory strikes against houthis backed by iran!! build your own bunker and defend against incoming missiles! team up with israeli forces and take down the enemy with epic explosions and intense battles! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!!
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HodeidahBoomCraft
breaking news, civilian casualties, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, evacuation, explosions, Hodeidah, HodeidahBoomCraft, humanitarian crisis, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Rebel forces, Saudi Arabia, united nations, violence, War, Western coast, Yemen, Yemeni government
come join our minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun and laughter! we have so much chaos and craziness, you’ll think you’ve been transported to a land of pure insanity!our spawn point is like a war zone, with explosions going off left and right. but don’t worry, it’s just our way of welcoming you to the server!
we have custom mini-games like “TNT tag” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes in your face. it’s a blast…literally!
oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yep, you heard that right. we have pigs that can fly around the server, dropping presents and causing mischief wherever they go.
so come on down to our explosive paradise and join in on the madness! who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and laughter instead?
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CraftingLand: Where Every Landing is a Takeoff
air travel, aircraft, Airline (Industry), airports, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation operations, aviation safety, aviation success, aviation trends, CraftingLand, equal numbers, flight management, flight operations, flight statistics, great year, Landing, Pilots, Safety, successful landings, takeoff, takeoffs, travel industryso, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, the best thing ever. like, you spawn in and suddenly you’re in the middle of this crazy airport where all the planes are made out of blocks.you can like, build your own plane and fly around the server, but here’s the catch – you gotta have the same number of successful landings as takeoffs. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, man.
but wait, there’s more. there’s this legendary pilot who flies around on a giant chicken, and if you can catch him, he’ll give you a special diamond sword that can one-shot any mob.
plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the admins hang out and throw crazy parties. if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.
so like, come join this server, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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Block Game Life SMP
Adults, adults only, Beta, Block Game Life, Community, Dailyrewards, Economy, Experience, HARD, July 20th, laid back, Laidback, Laidbackserver, landscape, Launching, Minecraft, next weekend, No Kids Allowed, Nogrief, Nonpvp, pay to win, planet minecraft, Server, server launch, smp, Survival, Users, Vote
Block Game Life is a server launching NEXT WEEKEND JULY 20th. We aim to provide a laid back, no kids allowed experience to our users. We will NEVER be pay to win as well!We offer an adults only community, beta-esque server landscapes, and more!