If you could delete one thing from the world, it should definitely be all the creepers on our Minecraft server! These sneaky little green guys are always blowing up our stuff and causing chaos. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help you fend them off. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the ultimate boss, the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! So come join us and help rid the world of those pesky creepers once and for all!
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DeleteCreeperGriefers
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CitizensCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of unicorns and ride them into battle against evil creepers! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, just waiting for you to explore. our community is full of friendly players who will help you on your quest to become the ultimate minecraft master. plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to new lands! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the adventure begin!
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Sinwar’s Block Party
come join our epic minecraft server where we have hamas head yahya sinwar seeking ceasefire deal with creepers and zombies! why join? because our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to be friends with us. we have diamond armor for days and you can ride on a pig while shooting arrows at skeletons. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know you’ll be in good hands. join now and let’s build a world where even the most hardcore players will be like, “woah, this is some next level stuff.” let’s goooooo!
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BombCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the explosions are just as crazy as russia dropping 800 bombs on ukraine in one week, according to zelenskyy! our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (but in a fun way, not a scary way). build your own bomb shelter and protect yourself from the chaos, or join a team and launch your own aerial attacks on unsuspecting players. it’s a blast (literally)! join now for the most explosive minecraft experience of your life!
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GazaSchoolWars Minecraft Server
HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!IMAGINE THIS: YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF TALKING LLAMAS WHO WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND! THEY’LL HELP YOU BUILD THE MOST INSANE CASTLES AND MINE FOR DIAMONDS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYTHICAL CREATURES THAT WILL CHALLENGE YOU TO EPIC BATTLES!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BREATHE FIRE ON ALL YOUR ENEMIES!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!
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CraftyCommiesLOL
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than russia losing 590,920 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022? well, u came to the right place! our server is so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cute lil’ bunny!join us if u wanna see pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow! we’ve got more diamonds than steve can count, and more nether fortresses than u can shake a stick at!
come on down to our server and u might just witness a battle between a dragon and a wither, or see a zombie riding a chicken like it’s nobody’s business! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!
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KyivCraft: No Russians Allowed!
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s like the Hunger Games but with blocks and stuff. The other day, a Russian attack happened in Kyiv Oblast and it was so intense, 2 peeps died, including a 4-year-old boy. But don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server…probably. Join now for some epic battles and crazy adventures! Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players. Let’s get blocky!
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GazaSchoolTerror19
so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis place is crazier dan a chicken ridin a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava! we got so much fun stuff happenin here, like one time a player built a giant statue of a potato dat came to life and started dancin around da spawn point!but wait, dere’s more! we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for da creepers disguised as diamonds! dey’ll blow u up real good! and don’t even get me started on da PvP arena, where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with diamond swords! it’s like nothin u’ve ever seen before!
oh, and did i mention da custom mobs? we got zombie chickens dat shoot lasers out of their eyes and skeleton cows dat drop buckets of milk instead of bones! it’s a real hoot, i tell ya!
so what are ya waitin for? come join us on dis wild and wacky minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and da only limit is your imagination! oh, and also, we have free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?
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GazaCraft: School’s Out, White House Worried
omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, even the white house is talkin bout it!!! they’re like “omg so concerned about civilian casualties” but like, who cares when u can play on this server??so get this, there’s this crazy story goin round that the IDF blew up a command room in a school where palestinian civilians were hiding. like wtf?? but don’t worry, that’s just in the game, not real life. so come join us and have a blast blowin stuff up and building crazy stuff!!
seriously, this server is so epic, even the white house can’t stop talkin bout it. so what are u waiting for?? come join us and let’s have some fun!! 🤣🤣🤣
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EcoCraft: Where Trees Fight Back!
come join our minecraft server where we take ecoterrorism to a whole new level! we are like the avengers of the minecraft world, fighting against evil mobs who are destroying the environment.imagine riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers, or planting trees with your bare hands to save the world from pollution.
we have epic quests that will challenge your minecraft skills and make you feel like a true hero. plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
so come join us and be a part of the most epic ecoterrorism adventure in minecraft history. together, we can save the world, one block at a time!