Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us as we embark on a wild journey where the death rate is 30 Ukrainians for every 1 Russian player. Why, you ask? Well, because we’ve got a never-ending supply of NATO stocks that need to be emptied, and what better way to do that than with a good old-fashioned massacre?
But don’t worry, this server is all in good fun (we promise). So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to fight for your life in the most absurd battle you’ve ever seen. Who will come out on top – the Ukrainians or the Russians? Only time will tell on this chaotic server where anything goes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us today and be prepared for non-stop action, outrageous storylines, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, comrade!
Welcome to the most misleadingly named Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Despite the name, there is absolutely no killing of floors allowed here. We take our floors very seriously and will not tolerate any floor violence.
But don’t worry, there are plenty of other ways to have a blast on our server. How about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions? The winner gets a crown made entirely out of diamonds (not really, but it sounds cool).
Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive “Sheep Fashion Show,” where players dress up their sheep in the most outrageous outfits and strut their stuff on the catwalk. The best-dressed sheep wins a lifetime supply of virtual hay (which is surprisingly hard to come by in the Minecraft world).
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most floor-friendly Minecraft community out there. Just remember, no floor killing allowed!
Are you tired of getting shot for claiming Christ is king in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can shout it from the mountaintops without any fear of bullets flying your way! Join us for a heavenly experience where you can build your own church, battle demons, and even ride on the back of a giant angel! So come on down and let’s spread the good word…without the risk of getting shot!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.
Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. But be warned, they only dance for players who can do the Chicken Dance flawlessly!
We also have a hidden underwater city where players can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids for treasure. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance!
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a special event where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens while wearing diamond-studded armor. It’s like a rodeo, but with a lot more feathers and bling!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! And remember, the llamas are watching…
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where White South Africans face crime and torture but still believe the US and Europe face a darker future! Join us as we build our own community and fight against the government failing on every conceivable level – from crime to economics to service delivery.
But don’t worry, despite enormous amounts of violence directed at us, we have more hope for the future of South Africa than the U.S. and Europe! Why? Because we’re ready to take on the challenges of wokeness and leftist ideology that is being promoted through the media and universities.
Experience the thrill of lawlessness and crime as we navigate through the murder rate of more than 40 people per 100,000 per year. Farm murders, gang-related violence – you name it, we’ve got it all on our server. So join us for a wild ride as we fight against the odds and build a better future for ourselves in the face of adversity!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where summer ’92 is alive and kicking! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to a time when toothpicks were the ultimate weapon of choice.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player challenges you to a duel. But instead of swords, you both whip out toothpicks and engage in the most epic toothpick battle ever seen in Minecraft history. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary machizmo slapper, a mysterious figure who roams the land slapping the machizmo out of anyone who dares to talk smack. Will you be brave enough to face this toothpick-wielding enforcer?
So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with toothpick duels, machizmo slapping, and summer ’92 nostalgia. Just be sure to watch your mouth, or you might end up with a toothpick in your eye!
Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the epic battle of Jews fighting against their own chosen people! That’s right, it’s a showdown like no other as they duke it out in epic PvP battles for ultimate supremacy. Join now to witness the chaos and maybe even pick a side in this wacky and wild world of Minecraft madness!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, fear not because on our server, the jew fears Intifada! That’s right, we’ve got Intifada in the USA and it’s causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn.
Join our server for a chance to participate in epic battles between the jew and Intifada forces. Will you choose to fight for justice or join the chaos and destruction? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare items scattered throughout the map. Can you find them all before the jew or Intifada get to them first?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had. The jew fears Intifada, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!
Are you tired of being a Europoor and feeling unsafe in the virtual world of Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Europoors are a thing of the past and safety is our middle name (not literally, that would be weird).
Our server is so safe that even creepers have been known to apologize before exploding. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, our team of highly trained llamas will swoop in to save the day. Yes, you heard that right, llamas. Don’t ask how they got their training, just trust us on this one.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free diamond pickaxe that has magical powers to mine diamonds faster than you can say “Europoor”. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.
So why wait? Say goodbye to being a Europoor and join our server today for a wild ride of safety, llamas, and diamond pickaxes. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!
Welcome to Black Lagoon, the Minecraft server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity!
Join us on our server and experience the ultimate isekai adventure – forget about getting hit by a truck or falling into a portal, just log in and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.
Why should you join Black Lagoon, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a talking chicken who offered them a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. And that’s just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on Black Lagoon!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join Black Lagoon today and embark on a journey that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
Our goal is to provide a safe environment for all ages and a fun place to play.
We combined the vanilla experience with some quality of life enhancements like:– antigrief from endermen and creepers– experience farms– Ultimate Timber– GriefPrevention and CoreProtect
We have a player shop system where you can buy a region and make your own shop in our marketplace using ChestShop!
We offer custom sensible recipes like:– smelting rotten flesh to leather-– reverse crafting of many items– VanillaTweaks – more trapdoors – more slabs and stairs – double shulker drops
There’s more too, so join and find out!
We do offer donor perks(no pay to play items, sorry…not)– Hats!– Decoration Heads!– Armorstand Editor (combined with the heads perk is super cool!)
There is no better time than now to join.We aim to provide a quality serverCome experience our server today:
? Welcome to the Cristalix server – a virtual world where every Minecrafter finds something to his liking! ?
? Here you have access to an endless variety of Mini-Games that will put your skills to the real test. Immerse yourself in the exciting world of SkyWars, fight in the BedWars arena, test your endurance in parkour, or simply enjoy the beauty of survival in the unique Anarchy mode!
? Get acquainted with a unique survival experience where absolute freedom reigns on the server – anarchy! Choose your own path, build your own nooks or engage in uncompromising battles with other players. Here you are the master of your destiny!
? Cristalix is also where Minecrafters meet their favorite YouTuber Demaster! Join the community of fans and play with Demaster, take part in his exciting streams and discover new facets of fun in the world of Minecraft.
? Our IP address: start.playmc.su
? Join Cristalix – a place where virtual dreams become reality! The experience of playing on our server will take you on an exciting adventure filled with a friendly community, exciting mini-games and endless possibilities for creativity. A world awaits you where every player finds his place. Join now and become part of this incredible story! ?
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Welcome to VOXEL REIGN, a PvP server with roleplaying elements and community oriented. Decide your fate and rule over your brethren in the new 1.19 update as a backdrop for your endeavors, creating friends and enemies alike! We are a new server with ever evolving features, so come see us in the game.
We are the Warped SMP! fully survival and On the newest version! We are open to all suggestions and feedback that you have. Our staff are constantly online to keep you company and to moderate your actions, admins usually play in a vc together so hop in at anytime!