join our epic minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where trump and putin are playing rock paper scissors for peace but the war is still going on and ukrainian civilians are getting rekt. on our server, you can build a giant wall to keep out any pesky politicians trying to start drama. join now and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, except creepers cuz they suck. #peaceoutpoliticians #minecraftforthewin
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PutinCraft: Make Ukraine Great Again!
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Eternal Echoes 1.21
Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. You know why you should join? Because it’s like a virtual therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Imagine all those bullies and pedos from your past getting what they deserve in the game. Build a world where you’re the boss and those losers are just NPCs. No need for violence in real life, just unleash your fury in the game. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where justice is served and you can build your own paradise? Join now and let out all that pent-up rage in a safe and pixelated environment. Let’s go, gamers! -
Ethereal Realm Craft 1.21.1
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s as hard to find as real rape clips on the internet! We’ve got murders, executions, gore, and all kinds of crazy shit happening in our world. Explore the dark web of Minecraft and uncover the mysteries that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the outrageous reasons to join our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget! -
BlockyBoys & TribalTales
Yo, broskis! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the only thing getting murdered is your boredom! We got more action than a Black male aged 15-24 in a crime drama, and more adventure than an American Indian male aged 25-44 exploring the wild west! Join now for a killer time and let’s slay some blocks together! -
SnackAttack Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the snacks are plentiful and the drama is real! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a virtual world filled with teachers asking for your precious in-game snacks. Will you be a generous soul, handing out treats left and right, or will you stand your ground and demand payment for those coveted sodas?But beware, there’s a co-worker on the loose who just can’t get enough of your virtual goodies. Will you be able to fend off her relentless requests for snacks, or will you cave under the pressure and hand over your hard-earned fundraising items?
Join us on this crazy adventure where the stakes are high, the snacks are sweet, and the drama is oh-so real. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so intense? So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the snack wars of our server!
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CraftyBibasMurderMystery
OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can build ur own world and troll ur friends like a boss! We got unicorns runnin around and talking chickens that give u quests to find the rarest diamonds in all the land. Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where u can battle zombie pigs and evil villagers for epic loot. And get this, our server is so lit that even Bibas family tells Netanyahu to ‘shut up’ cuz they too busy playin on here! So come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together! -
Gene War Legacy – Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even your grandkids will feel the hype! Join now and your future generations will be genetically blessed with the power of Minecraft skills passed down through the ages. Imagine your great-great-grandchild dominating in PvP battles without even picking up a sword, thanks to the epic genes they inherited from you playing on this server. It’s like a real-life superpower, but in block form. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of your bloodline with the power of Minecraft. Join now and secure your family’s legacy as the ultimate gamers of all time! -
InstaNightmare Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, have you seen the crazy sh*t popping up on our Instagram feeds lately? Like, I swear it’s like someone hacked into the Matrix or something and now we’re all seeing messed up stuff. But hey, if you wanna escape the madness and join our Minecraft SMP, we promise you won’t see any of that weirdness here. Just good ol’ blocky adventures and building shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and get super OP powers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave the Instagram drama behind! -
Eternal Sorrow 1.21.1
Yo, bro, forget about all that drama! Join our Minecraft server for some epic fun and crazy shenanigans! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a virtual circus on steroids, man. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a palace fit for a king. So come on down and let’s build some wild and wacky creations together! Just don’t bring any real-life drama like that tripfag guy, we’re all about good vibes and pixelated adventures here. Let’s goooooo!