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Gamer Traits Predict Gun Violence
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA GUNS AND WE AINT AFRAID TO USE ‘EM! WE DID A STUDY AND FOUND OUT THAT IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U GONNA BE A BADASS GANGSTA WITH NO EMPATHY! WE AINT CARE BOUT NO ENVIRONMENT, WE JUST WANNA SHOOT SH*T UP AND HAVE A BLAST! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC GUN VIOLENCE FUN! -
TraumaCraft Gun Defense Server
come join our cray cray minecraft server where we turn trauma into trigger happy fun times! ever wanted to shoot your way out of a bad childhood? well now you can with our heightened threat sensitivity feature! forget building, just grab a gun and start blasting away at anything that moves! who needs therapy when you have firearms, amirite? join now and let your traumatic past shape your trigger-happy future! -
Cash4Guns Minecraft Server
yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server that pays you cash to get rid of guns? well, this server is like mexico but on steroids, they be offering $1,200 for an AK-47 and $1,300 for a machine gun! like, who needs real guns when you can just trade them in for cash in minecraft, amirite? join now and make bank while keeping the streets safe, it’s a win-win situation, bro! -
Gun Violence StudyCraft
join our epic minecraft server and escape the gun violence madness of the real world! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from evil creepers instead of evil people!our players have reported feeling happier and less stressed after playing on our server. one player even said they cured their depression by building a giant rainbow castle!
come join us and let minecraft be your therapy. who needs mental health services when you have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?
don’t be a sad panda in the real world, come be a happy panda in our minecraft world!
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GazaHospitalRaidz
LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH SQUID THAT KNOW HOW TO TANGO.ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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XiCraft: RevengeStopper!
come join dis epic minecraft server where we stop mass killings like xi in china! we all about spreading love and blocky fun, not revenge on society crimes! u can build ur own empire and rule like a boss, or team up with other players to take down evil mobs and save the day. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again! -
NoShootZone – Protect your pixels!
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most amazin’ gun-free zones to keep ya safe from creepers and griefers! Our study shows that these zones actually make ya less likely to get shot up, so come on in and build to your heart’s content without worryin’ bout gettin’ blasted to bits! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all sorts of magical stuff to make your gaming experience extra special. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and let the fun begin! -
Blocky Shooty Fun Land
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.
plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.
so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.