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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 5297 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Emeralds Found: | 8982 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
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