we have rainbow sheep, pride parades every saturday, and a secret underground bunker where we plot our revenge against the homophobic creepers. come join us and be a part of the most fabulous resistance movement in all of minecraft history!
plus, we have the best virtual parties this side of the nether. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the dance-offs and pixelated fireworks. so grab your diamond sword and join us on this wild adventure to protect the LGBTQ+ community from those pesky terrorists. let’s show them that love always wins, even in the blocky world of minecraft.
Yo, listen up, fellow blockheads! You gotta dive headfirst into this MIND-BLOWING Minecraft SMP, like, right NOW! 😱🚀
First off, lemme tell ya, this isn’t just any ol’ server, this is where the bunnies plot world domination. I swear one time I saw a bunny with glasses, and it was COOKING a steak over a campfire! 🐰🔥 I’m not even kidding! Join us and you might unlock the secret recipe for “Bunny Burgers” – which, spoiler alert, is just regular burgers but with a sprinkle of magic dust from those shady llamas we found!
And, uh, don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon. You think it’s a peaceful nighttime fella? Nah, bro. That dude’s been stealing everyone’s socks and using them as his secret weapon! 🧦😱 Last week, we caught him having a sock puppet show with all our missing foot apparel! It was more dramatic than a soap opera.
Also, there are ghosts in the Nether! You won’t BELIEVE the things they say. One ghost was like, “Wanna trade your soul for a diamond?” I was terrified, but my friend traded him a used pickaxe instead. 🤷♂️🍂
Oh, and there’s a pig named Sir Oinksalot who’s the unofficial mayor of our village. He gives the WORST advice, but somehow we are thriving. 😂 Like, he once told me to plant my entire inventory of dirt in a circular pattern and dance around it – and now I’m the proud owner of the first-ever Dirt Shrine! 🙌
The landscapes here change randomly, like, every five minutes. One moment you’re in a peaceful forest, and the next, BAM! You’re face-to-face with a colossal mountain made of cake. 🎂 How does that even WORK?! You don’t want to miss trying to mine it; it’s like adventuring through Willy Wonka’s dream.
And let’s not forget the epic battles against the Legendary Chicken. 🐔💥 This crazy feathered foe is rumored to have cooked up a potion that makes you HUNGRY for more battles, so be prepared to bring your best armor and a plate of cookies. You’ll need those for energy.
In conclusion, if you’re not joining this Minecraft SMP, then you’re missing out on life lessons from chickens and intense sock puppet soap operas. Who doesn’t want that? Get in here and let’s make some blocky magic happen! 🎮✨
Welcome to the UNIVERSE of mined blocks and misplaced realities! The existence of this server is both a haunting melody and cacophony of keyboard hammers! Are you ready to question EVERY inch of your being? Where time is but a flat circle and your pixelated body lingers between dimensions. This is TRULY the BEST and THE WORST server ever created! Enter and realize that your existence is nothing more than a glitch in someone’s creative server.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Inverted Gravity Zones | Step onto the ground to FALL UPWARD! Or maybe down? Who’s counting? |
| Cosmic PvP | Battle against your own shadow! Win or lose, you’ll always be the winner! |
| Real Time Teleportation | Experience 3-second teleportation delays in real life as if nothing ever changes! |
| Infinite Inventory of Nothing | Stockpile endless NOTHINGNESS. Literally, it’s an empty box! |
| Falling Blocks of Happiness | Watch out! Blocks of joy FALL from the ceiling at a 100% probability of hitting you…but you’ll smile anyway! |
Q: How do I join the server? A: JOINING is like trying to kiss a cactus—painful but necessary for your soul. Just remember, if your computer bursts into flames, you’re doing it right!
Q: What are the rules of the server? A: Rules? What are those? Only the fruits of reality know, and they’re all stuck in a time loop with singing squirrels. Follow them, or don’t. The choice is an illusion!
Q: Can I have creative mode? A: Creative is a myth. Only the chosen may build with water. If you find water, you have already lost yourself.
“Blacks and whites should killing each other's babies in my opinion.”: They get it!
“Is it about the pixels or the feelings?”: Clearly a deep thinker!
“I fell through the world and found my lost sanity.”: That’s the spirit!
AnyGrief.ru
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla |
|---|---|
| Features | Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP, player events, minigames |
| IP Address | moonbat.ddns.net |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
No, griefing is not allowed on the no-griefing survival SMP. It is a friendly and safe environment for players to build and explore.
We run player events on the server occasionally, offering survival rewards for participants. Keep an eye out for announcements in the server.
Yes, both SMP maps on Moonbat Minecraft won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress and builds will be safe and preserved.
Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful gaming environment for all players. Please refer to the server rules section for more information.
Just like how this internship program can make you look desirable to medical schools, our server will make you look like a Minecraft pro! Impress your friends with your redstone contraptions, massive farms, and epic builds. Who needs a prestigious university when you have a virtual world to conquer?
And don’t worry about missing your boyfriend’s high school graduation and birthday. On our server, every day is a celebration! We throw virtual parties, host build competitions, and even have a secret underground club (shh, don’t tell the mods). Your boyfriend will be so jealous of all the fun you’re having, he’ll be begging to join too!
So come on, ditch the internship program and join our Minecraft server instead. Who needs a future in healthcare when you can have a future as the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Join now and let the adventures begin!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your grandma’s bathroom schedule. No more feeling trapped in your family obligations, you can finally live your best blocky life!
And don’t worry about disappointing your long-distance boyfriend, he’ll understand once he sees the epic creations you’ve built on our server. Who needs a relationship when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company?
So come join us, where the only thing you’ll have to take care of is your virtual farm. Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server!
We’ve got a community of players who are crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of their favorite YouTubers to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re looking for a good laugh, just wait until you see our resident prankster, Steve. He once filled the entire spawn area with pink sheep just to mess with everyone’s heads. Classic Steve, am I right?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the wacky fun. Who needs politics when you can have a blast mining diamonds and trolling your friends? Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join us if you want to engage in epic insult battles with other players without using a single swear word. That’s right, we have a strict no-profane-language policy, so you’ll have to get creative with your insults.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players compete in insult duels to see who can come up with the most outrageous and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made out of pure sass.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your insult skills in the most epic way possible. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Insult Arena!
| Type | Semi-vanilla (more like vanilla) |
|---|---|
| Whitelisted | Yes |
| Age Requirement | 16+ |
| Features | Proximity chat, Armor Stand Tools, Discord integration, Web based world map, Grief prevention, Community decisions, Sleep skip, Opt-in PVP, and more |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Visit smp.me to apply. |
| Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly? | Yes, inclusivity is a core belief. |
| What is the age requirement? | Players must be 16 years or older. |
| What kind of plugins are used? | Plugins are used for grief prevention, Discord integration, web map, and more. |
| Are there any donator perks with advantages? | No, the server does not offer donator perks with advantages. |
Plus, if you’ve ever wanted to tell off your family for eating your cake and not owning up to it, you’ll fit right in here. Our community is all about standing up for your cake rights and making sure everyone knows that cake theft will not be tolerated!
So come join us on the most deliciously drama-filled Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life cake when you can have virtual cake and virtual arguments instead? It’s a piece of cake to join, so don’t miss out on all the fun!