we have rainbow sheep, pride parades every saturday, and a secret underground bunker where we plot our revenge against the homophobic creepers. come join us and be a part of the most fabulous resistance movement in all of minecraft history!
plus, we have the best virtual parties this side of the nether. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the dance-offs and pixelated fireworks. so grab your diamond sword and join us on this wild adventure to protect the LGBTQ+ community from those pesky terrorists. let’s show them that love always wins, even in the blocky world of minecraft.
Yo, listen up, fellow blockheads! You gotta dive headfirst into this MIND-BLOWING Minecraft SMP, like, right NOW! đ±đ
First off, lemme tell ya, this isnât just any olâ server, this is where the bunnies plot world domination. I swear one time I saw a bunny with glasses, and it was COOKING a steak over a campfire! đ°đ„ Iâm not even kidding! Join us and you might unlock the secret recipe for âBunny Burgersâ â which, spoiler alert, is just regular burgers but with a sprinkle of magic dust from those shady llamas we found!
And, uh, donât even get me started on the Ender Dragon. You think it’s a peaceful nighttime fella? Nah, bro. That dudeâs been stealing everyoneâs socks and using them as his secret weapon! đ§Šđ± Last week, we caught him having a sock puppet show with all our missing foot apparel! It was more dramatic than a soap opera.
Also, there are ghosts in the Nether! You wonât BELIEVE the things they say. One ghost was like, âWanna trade your soul for a diamond?â I was terrified, but my friend traded him a used pickaxe instead. đ€·ââïžđ
Oh, and thereâs a pig named Sir Oinksalot whoâs the unofficial mayor of our village. He gives the WORST advice, but somehow we are thriving. đ Like, he once told me to plant my entire inventory of dirt in a circular pattern and dance around it â and now Iâm the proud owner of the first-ever Dirt Shrine! đ
The landscapes here change randomly, like, every five minutes. One moment youâre in a peaceful forest, and the next, BAM! Youâre face-to-face with a colossal mountain made of cake. đ How does that even WORK?! You donât want to miss trying to mine it; itâs like adventuring through Willy Wonkaâs dream.
And letâs not forget the epic battles against the Legendary Chicken. đđ„ This crazy feathered foe is rumored to have cooked up a potion that makes you HUNGRY for more battles, so be prepared to bring your best armor and a plate of cookies. Youâll need those for energy.
In conclusion, if youâre not joining this Minecraft SMP, then youâre missing out on life lessons from chickens and intense sock puppet soap operas. Who doesnât want that? Get in here and letâs make some blocky magic happen! đźâš
Welcome to the UNIVERSE of mined blocks and misplaced realities! The existence of this server is both a haunting melody and cacophony of keyboard hammers! Are you ready to question EVERY inch of your being? Where time is but a flat circle and your pixelated body lingers between dimensions. This is TRULY the BEST and THE WORST server ever created! Enter and realize that your existence is nothing more than a glitch in someone’s creative server.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Inverted Gravity Zones | Step onto the ground to FALL UPWARD! Or maybe down? Who’s counting? |
| Cosmic PvP | Battle against your own shadow! Win or lose, youâll always be the winner! |
| Real Time Teleportation | Experience 3-second teleportation delays in real life as if nothing ever changes! |
| Infinite Inventory of Nothing | Stockpile endless NOTHINGNESS. Literally, itâs an empty box! |
| Falling Blocks of Happiness | Watch out! Blocks of joy FALL from the ceiling at a 100% probability of hitting youâŠbut youâll smile anyway! |
Q: How do I join the server? A: JOINING is like trying to kiss a cactusâpainful but necessary for your soul. Just remember, if your computer bursts into flames, youâre doing it right!
Q: What are the rules of the server? A: Rules? What are those? Only the fruits of reality know, and theyâre all stuck in a time loop with singing squirrels. Follow them, or donât. The choice is an illusion!
Q: Can I have creative mode? A: Creative is a myth. Only the chosen may build with water. If you find water, you have already lost yourself.
“Blacks and whites should killing each other's babies in my opinion.”: They get it!
“Is it about the pixels or the feelings?”: Clearly a deep thinker!
“I fell through the world and found my lost sanity.”: Thatâs the spirit!
Welcome to MysticLink Network, your Minecraft haven of limitless creativity and adventure. We offer stunning builds, custom plugins, and a unique shop system. Our cosmetics and player level systems ensure a standout experience for all. Explore 678 player quests and conquer dungeons for epic rewards.
Player ranks add depth, and our loaded crates offer rewards for every achievement. Experience a unique death system and delve into the Black Market for mystery items. The Ancient Traveler brings daily treasures, and our land claim system protects your creations.
With 63 custom menus and the ability to mine spawners at higher levels, our server is full of surprises. Vote for your preferred time of day with our custom cycle plugin. Join MysticLink Network today for an unforgettable Minecraft journey of innovation and excellence.
mysticlink.fun
Welcome to Vote Anarchy – Version 23w13a_or_b! Server IP: VoteAnarchy.aternos.me (it’s hosted on aternos but im poor frfr) Version: 23w13a_or_b Server Features! Build Anything: Create your own unique bases, fortresses, and structures without limits. No Map Resets: The world will never reset meaning you will never lose your base during a world reset.
169.150.236.207
Welcome to MC-WasaxLab-Anarchy, where the only rule is no rules! This is a wild and unrestricted kingdom, where creativity and survival are in your hands. There are no limits imposed, which means you can do what you want, where you want and how you want. Creative Chaos: Forge your own destiny in a world without limits. Build prosperous cities, form alliances, or take on other players in a fight for supremacy. Challenging Survival: Resources are limited and competition is fierce. Find ingenious ways to survive, trade and prosper in a hostile environment. Player-Driven Economy: Set your own prices, trade with other players and create a vibrant market. The economy is in your hands! Unrestricted PvP: Fight for your resources, or just for fun. There are no safe areas, so always keep your eyes open. Unlimited Exploration: A vast world waits to be explored. Discover unique biomes, rare structures and hidden treasures. Minimized Mods and Plugins: We keep additions to a minimum to preserve the anarchic essence. The gaming experience is authentic and undiluted. Diverse Community: Join a community of passionate players, each with their own unique play style. Form alliances, challenge others or simply share your creations. MC-WasaxLab-Anarchy is your blank canvas, your chance to make your mark in a world where the only limitation is your imagination! Join us today and be part of this unparalleled Minecraft experience. Server IP: 190.156.235.5:25565 Discord: https://discord.gg/KwxxrWg2 Important: Remember that by joining MC-WasaxLab-Anarchy, you accept the rules (or lack thereof) that govern this anarchic kingdom. Have fun and let chaos reign!
190.156.235.5
TwoBrake MC is a factions server with a super friendly community looking for new members all the time. We are an extremely welcoming community and love playing Minecraft factions.
mc.twobrake.xyz
This is a vanilla survival server, based in Lancashire, England, intended to be a quiet place for anyone to have access to a permanent online Minecraft instance.
mc.hatton.city:25579
“Welcome to our laid-back Survival Minecraft server with a twist of MCMMO! Step into a world where you can enjoy the simple pleasures of Minecraft while sipping on your favorite beverages. Our server offers a relaxed and friendly atmosphere, perfect for unwinding and having a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or just starting your adventure, you’ll find a welcoming community ready to embark on this journey with you. Survival Mode: Embrace the challenges of Minecraft survival, gather resources, build epic structures, and explore a vast, ever-evolving world. MCMMO Integration: Take your skills to the next level with MCMMO, a plugin that enhances gameplay by introducing various RPG elements. Level up your abilities and become a true master of your chosen skills. Laid-Back Vibes: Our server is the ideal place to relax and unwind with friends or make new ones. Share stories, jokes, and laughter while building, mining, or simply enjoying the scenery. Limitless Exploration: Our world is vast and diverse, offering endless opportunities for exploration. Discover hidden treasures, epic landscapes, and secret dungeons as you traverse the map. Whether you’re on a solo quest or looking for companions to share your Minecraft journey, our laid-back survival server with MCMMO is the perfect place to chill, relax, and enjoy some quality gaming time with a drink in hand. Join us today and let the adventure begin!”
Mc.TeamLiquor.us
Public Vanilla Server – Survival
Goal is to create my own vanilla server that basically keeps running forever. would love to see others enjoy and have a good time online.
prodtz.dyndns.org
Welcome to Claw Isle, where dragons and adventure are abound! As a newcomer, you must choose an origin, and find your own destiny! You may live within the safety of the kingdom, working your way up in the ranks, or carve your own path as an explorer, eventually creating your own! This server is BRAND NEW, and includes the following- -A friendly owner -Many dragons! (Ice & Fire as well as Isle of Berk) -BYG, many structures and dungeons, and the Twilight Forest! -Many unique bosses and weapons! -Realistic horses (SWEM) -The ability to create your own town and family! (MCA Reborn!) Come be a part of a friendly and inclusive growing community today! -We do not accept cracked accounts!- -Ideally 18+ / for mature players.
51.161.101.115
Kawaii Demons :
A factions server with a unique twist of jobs, tasks, battlepass, Soft and hardcore.
In softcore you can fight for fun live die repeat, grow stronger keep rewards and lands. Fight to control land and fight for fun your goal in softcore is to become the best.
In hardcore you fight to survive as death in punished with a real world time suspension and wipe of character data. Work you way up the leader boards show how much of a threat you are and become the best faction.
play.kawaiidemons.net
PHOENIXBLAZING NETWORK COBBLE UNION
FEATURES – WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT Amazing, friendly and welcoming COMMUNITY! Fully CUSTOM Overworld terrain generation, containing HUNDREDS of new biomes, structures and dungeons! (See our trailer below for a preview) EXCLUSIVE and UNIQUE Paradox PokĂ©mon, such Iron Synthesis [Meganium] and Blazing Kicks [Blaziken]and Fakemons! ALL PokĂ©mon from Generations 1 to 8 naturally spawn and are obtainable! Legendary Spawning EXCLUSIVE and UNIQUE Fakemon & Fossil Pokemon Complete Economy – This includes ingame shop & GTS (sells items and pokemon) Union Mail – Rewards for logging in Discord to ingame chat! Union Hunts – Hunt for specific pokemon and get rewards!
mc.phoenixblazing.org