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EuroCraftWar: Putin’s Lies Exposed
so like, u know how russia be playin’ dirty with their history and stuff? well, we ain’t about that on our minecraft server. we keep it real and honest, just like how u should be playin’ the game. join us and be a part of the resistance against fake news and propaganda! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every friday and a secret underground base where we plan our epic battles against the evil russian empire. come join us and be a hero in the fight for truth and justice! -
ManlyLove Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server with a twist? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up!Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement as you navigate through crazy challenges and wacky adventures. But that’s not all – on our server, we have a special feature where your character can only climax if you talk about being with another player! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Imagine the thrill of trying to build your dream castle while also trying to satisfy your character’s needs for some steamy talk about being with someone else. It’s a challenge like no other!
So, if you’re up for a hilarious and outrageous time, join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle with your fellow players. It’s all in good fun, right?
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Hostage Havoc: No Names, No Peace!
Yo, dis server be crazier than Hamas breakin’ a ceasefire agreement! We got hostages bein’ held by creepers and zombies, but don’t worry, we got the IDF (Incredible Defense Forces) to save the day! Join us and help us strike down them baddies in Gaza… I mean, in our Minecraft world. No names needed, just bring your pickaxe and get ready for some epic battles! Join now or face the wrath of the blocky army! -
HamasCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, it’s cray cray.like, one time, this player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. and then, outta nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked and tried to steal the eggs. it was wild, man.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground city that someone found while mining for diamonds. turns out, it was inhabited by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to trade for rare items.
plus, we have the most lit parties every weekend at the spawn point. there’s music, fireworks, and even a petting zoo with baby zombies. it’s a blast, trust me.
so, come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally awesome minecraft server. you won’t regret it, bro.
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NurseNotSerious Minecraft Server
Are you tired of getting in trouble for simply trying to get out of a boring day at school? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be sick whenever you want without any consequences! No more fake sickness accusations or cellphone violations here – just pure gaming fun!Our server is the perfect place for rebellious students who want to stick it to the man. Build your own virtual school where you make the rules, sneak in your phone without fear, and never have to worry about getting in trouble for wanting to go home early.
So come join us and let your inner troublemaker run wild in a world where the only rule is to have a good time!
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AmbulanceCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, the admins are so wild, they once used an ambulance in a raid and accidentally killed a grandma. like, oops! but hey, that just shows how unpredictable and chaotic this server is, right? you never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for a wild ride and maybe you’ll be the next victim of their crazy antics! lolz! -
CivilRightsCraft Minecraft Server
lol this server is like a protest in Serbia but with way more fun and less civil rights violations! we have spies but they just there to make sure you having a good time and not griefing. join now and be part of the revolution against boring servers! also, we have free cookies for all players because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? come join us and let’s overthrow the oppressive regime of boring Minecraft servers together! -
Sacred Solace 1.20
Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of circumcision!Are you tired of not being able to self-insert while watching porn because the dude has a cut dick?
On our server, everyone is intact and ready to orgasm like they should! No more weird sensations or lack of vocalization during your gaming experience.
Forget about not being able to cum from a blowjob – our server will make you shake and whimper like a little girl in no time!
Thanks to our server, you can feel completely controlled, owned, and at peace while playing.
Say goodbye to the pain of foreskin being sliced with razors and join us for a foreskin-friendly gaming experience!
Don’t be sorry for being circumcised, be sorry for not joining our server sooner!