Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never talk about what happened during sex! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time someone built a giant statue of a creeper getting it on with a skeleton. It was so scandalous that even the Ender Dragon blushed! And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally set their bed on fire while trying out a new position. Trust me, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!
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SMP: CreeperLoveGoneWrong
awkward sex, bad sex experiences, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cringe-worthy sex, disrespectful actions, disrespectful sex, disturbing sex, embarrassing moments, humiliating sex, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, offensive actions, regrettable sex, sexual misconduct, shameful sex, smp, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable behavior during sex, uncomfortable sex, unethical behavior, violating boundaries, worst sex
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SaltyCraft Minecraft Server
#Project2025, career civil servants, Experience, Federal employees, federal government, fresh graduates, hysterics, iowa, Joe Blow, MAGA, Minecraft, political ideology, political influence, political survey, political views, Portal, Right Wing ideology, salt, salt mining, saltiness, SaltyCraft, Server, zoomers
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and hilarity ensues? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!Join us and experience the madness of #MAGA mania! Our portal will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about politics. We ask the tough questions like “Do you prefer building walls or bridges in Minecraft?” and “Would you rather fight a creeper-sized duck or a duck-sized creeper?”
But that’s not all! We are on a mission to replace all Federal employees with fresh graduates who have a strong Right Wing ideology. Who needs experienced civil servants when you can have Joe Blow from Iowa building your Minecraft empire?
So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of salt mining. See you on the server, where insanity is just a block away!
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NoRoom4Airbnb
Airbnb, bathroom, comfort, common sense, common space, decorations, family, Friends, Girls, guest, income, INCONVENIENCE, kitchen, lease holder, Legal, NoRoom4Airbnb, potential source of income, privacy, roommate, strangers, veto
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and comfort just like the OP in this story! Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about strangers invading your space like an unwanted Airbnb guest.Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your valuable decorations from potential roommates-turned-airbnb hosts. Who needs income when you have the satisfaction of knowing your home is safe from random visitors wandering around your common areas?
Don’t be the asshole who lets strangers into your virtual world without permission. Come join our server and build to your heart’s content, without the worry of unexpected guests crashing on your pixelated couch. Trust us, it’s common sense to choose our server over the chaos of Airbnb roommates gone rogue.
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GlobalText Minecraft Server
connectivity, digital age, digital communication, global communication, Global community, global impact, global network, global reach, GlobalText, instant communication, instant connection, mass messaging, Messaging, messaging app, Minecraft, mobile devices, mobile phones, real-time communication, Server, Technology, text message, universal outreach, worldwide
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that if you join, you’ll instantly become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a castle made entirely of cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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BlockPartyFunTime
awkward, BlockPartyFunTime, controversial, cringe-worthy, crude, distasteful, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, impolite, improper, inappropriate, Indecent, offensive, RISQUE, scandalous, shameful, taboo, UNACCEPTABLE, UNCOMFORTABLE, unseemly, unsuitable
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs for you to collect and hoard like a dragon guarding its treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe even pee a little from all the excitement.
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UkraineCraft: Where Russia’s Soldiers Disappear
aggression, CASUALTIES, casualties in Ukraine, casualties in war, Conflict, disappear, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Meat Grinder, Military, Report, russia, russian military, Russias, soldiers, Tactics, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, UkraineCraft, War
come join our minecraft server where u can play as russian soldier and fight in epic ‘meat grinder’ battles against ukraine!!! we lose 1,000 soldiers every day but who cares cuz it’s all in good fun, right??? build ur own bunker and defend it with ur life, or go on the offensive and invade enemy territory!! the stakes are high and the explosions are even higher!!! join now for a chance to win a virtual medal of honor and bragging rights for life!!! do u have what it takes to survive the ultimate war zone??? join now and find out!!!
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MiceCraftOmega3
Animal Behavior, animal testing, anxiety, behavioral changes, depression, Experimental Study, mental health, Mental well-being, Mice, MiceCraftOmega3, molecular changes, mood disorders, neuroscience, omega-3 fatty acids, psychological effects, research, stress, Stress Management, stress relief, study, young miceso, like, have you ever been a young mouse subjected to stress? well, fear not, cuz this minecraft server is here to save the day! we got omega-3 fatty acids for days, yo! join us and say goodbye to depression and anxiety, just like those lucky mice did. plus, we got behavioral and molecular changes galore, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the omega-3 magic begin!
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Stalucia
Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, socializing, Survival, Whitelist
Roleplay is more expanded and you will enjoy it more so what are you waiting for come to Sta Lucia Roleplay
45.59.168.39:25586
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ExoriaMC
Adventure, Community, Custom, Discord, Events, ExoriaMC, Gaming, join now, LifeSteal, minecraft server, multiplayer, New server, Progression, PvE, PvP, RPG, Skills, smp, Survival, Updates
ExoriaMC
Lifesteal and SMP
BETTER DESCRIPTION TO BE ADDED SOON! BECAUSE WE DONT CURRENTLY HAVE ONE BUT JOIN THE DISCORD THE SERVER IS OUT SOON!
play.exoriamc.fun:25567
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StrayaSMP: Where the kangaroos roam, the Vegemite flows, and creepers say g’day! Join us for some shrimp on the Barbie and good times down under!
application-based, ban evasion, barbie, Chunks, Community, CREEPERS, Economy, flows, g’day, Good, Griefing, guides, HACKING, Join, Kangaroos, Land claiming, LIVESTREAMS, Network, Player Trading, Redstone, roam, rules, shopping, Shrimp, smp, Spamming, StrayaSMP, Survival, Teleport, Times, Trading, Vanilla, Vegemite
IP mc.aus.gg Server Location Sydney, Australia Discord invite link https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord Apply here https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now AussieSMP
The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. If you would like to join, you will need to use the link above. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, player trading, and protection from griefing.
Features
- The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
- Main aim is to keep Vanilla mechanics intact
- Player-created shops for trading
- Various teleport commands
- Land-claiming system for protection
- Multiple worlds with no full resets planned
- Part of a growing network with a creative server
- External community resources such as livestreams, Discord, and a wiki
Rules
- Don’t be a dick
- No griefing
- No spamming
- Be respectful
- Don’t swear excessively
- No hacking or exploits
- No ban evasion
- Use common sense
If you want to play Minecraft in a friendly environment, AussieSMP is a great choice for you.
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Todoroki’s Quest Minecraft Server
#my hero academia, Anime, Character development, Coming of Age, complex character, Emotional journey, family dynamics, fan favorite, fire and ice quirk, growth, Hero’s Journey, internal struggle, Minecraft, overall, powerful moments, Quest, Rate, redemption arc, Server, Shoto, story line, Todoroki, TodorokisOh, let me tell you about Shoto! This Minecraft server is like no other, it’s a magical place where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky!Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic Ender Dragon while battling evil villagers with enchanted pickaxes. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a ninja and Alex the Cow who’s secretly a master builder.
But the best part about Shoto? We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Shoto today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!