Vinyl Review Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BrainyBlockz

adjustment, Athletic, athletic abilities, brain structure, Brains, BrainyBlockz, Cognitive, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive processing, Development, Differences, learning abilities, motor skills, neurological differences, neuroscience, physical activity, quick learners, study, treadmill, walking cadence

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

our server is for the quick learners, the ones who can build a castle in like, a minute flat. if you’re a slow learner, that’s cool too, just be prepared to take four times as long to figure out how to craft a pickaxe. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible. build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless!

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next minecraft master in no time!

Pixelmon Ultron

Pixelmon

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Pixelmon server, in this server there are: Ranks to buy with real money on my official Pixelmon Ultron website! Keys to open the chests by going to the lobby section where you can open the chests and a BattlePass with 18 levels to unlock, furthermore, in the BattlePass there will be the free section (with many fewer prizes) and the premium section which will be paid with £3.65 on the Pixelmon Ultron shop website! You might be wondering… How do I level up the BattlePass? Well… By doing the missions you will find by doing /bp and clicking on “Quests”, Easy, right? In the Quests section there are 4 weeks of missions plus daily quests!

141.95.120.225

BasedPoland Minecraft Server

activism, BasedPoland, Chad, civil disobedience, communist sign, cultural pride, eastern europe, european politics, freedom of speech, germany, Jail time, Minecraft, nationalism, overspray, patriotism, Poland, Polish patriot, political activism, political censorship, protest, retarded, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

cougars, MilfCraft, SMASH, smp, youd

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	9945	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Animals Bred:	60
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	279
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

ZillaCraft Minecraft Server

blended family, bridezilla, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, half siblings, Minecraft, Server, sibling dynamics, step-family, strained relationships, wedding invite, wedding planning, ZillaCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Farms Harvested:	227	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your big day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a drama-free wedding experience!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you build, mine, and explore in peace. No need to worry about inviting estranged half siblings or dealing with disapproving parents – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds!

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers. Say goodbye to bridezilla moments and hello to endless fun on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after without the family drama!

NephewNaggin’PubScoldAITA

AUTHORITY, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Cultural, disagreement, discipline, escalation, family, intervention, nephew, NephewNagginPubScoldAITA, parenting, Public, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, vacation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	New Chunks Explored:	691901
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to unleash their inner disciplinarian! Are you tired of unruly kids throwing rocks near you at the lake? Join us and let out your frustrations by yelling at virtual children who misbehave. Our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills in a safe and pixelated environment.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the special power-up of child-locking all the doors in our virtual world, just like in real life! No more pesky kids opening car doors while you’re driving at high speeds – we’ve got you covered.

And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!

BoomCraft: Survivors’ Revenge

atomic bomb, BOOMCRAFT, devastation, Hell, hiroshima, historical events, History, Humanity, Japan, long-term effects, Memory, nagasaki, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Peace, Revenge, survivors, survivors stories, Tragedy, Trauma, War, world war II

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of pure atomic bombs. That’s right, we’ve got an explosive paradise just waiting for you to join!

Our server is so lit, even Japan’s last survivors are like “Dang, that’s some next level stuff!” Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the thrill of blowing up everything in sight. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got atomic bombs, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, once you go atomic bomb hell, you can’t go back! Let’s blow stuff up together, baby!

VapeCrafters: Mindful Miners

addiction, coping mechanisms, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health challenges, mental health education, mental health effects, mental health recovery, mental health research., Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental health therapy, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindful, miners, nicotine, quitting smoking, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2171	Magical Moments Shared:	7

so like, u kno how vaping is all the rage now? well guess what, on our server, we have a whole vaping district where u can puff away to ur heart’s content. but watch out, cuz the mobs might get addicted too and start blowing smoke rings at u. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least ur mental health will be in tip-top shape from all the nicotine, right? come join us and see for urself!

Simple Survival MP

Claims, Connection, Creative, Cross-Play, dragon fight, Earth, east coast USA, Economy, End.., game mode, Moderators, PERMISSIONS, Plugins, PvE, PvP, rules, smp, Survival, Time Played, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Fresh new vanilla SMP world. Simple Quality of Life plugins enabled. Claims grow with time! Currently have a biweekly End opening to allow for fresh content and a new dragon fight.

Small player driven economy with permissions based off game-mode and time played!

Survival and Creative worlds.

Active moderators and simple rules.

Hosted on East Coast USA with solid connection.

simplesmp.hopto.org

CraftyVerse – Minecraft Server

beetlejuice, beta game, Characters, Constant development, Cosmetics, CraftyVerse, Cross-Play, cross-progression, final release, Gleamium, live service, Logo Edition, Minecraft, multiversus, Multiversus General, mvsg, new modes, new moves, new stages, open beta, PC, platform fighter, ps4, PS5, pve mode, rollback netcode, samurai jack, Server, Single player, UE5 engine, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers, Xbox One, xbox series

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Our server is like no other, with a logo that will make your eyes pop out of your head in amazement.

Previously on our server, we had players battling it out in epic PvP matches, building the craziest structures you’ve ever seen, and taming dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest patch notes include adding new dimensions to explore, new mobs to fight, and even a mode where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken.

What is our server all about, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild, where you can team up with friends to take on epic quests, and where you can become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And did we mention the new characters we’ve added? From a ninja turtle with laser eyes to a unicorn riding a skateboard, our server has it all.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Join us now and let the madness begin!