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SILsCraft: No Babysitting, No Schemes

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family dynamics are more twisted than a pretzel!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of blindside babysitting, just like in the latest episode of “Real Housewives of Minecraft”. Who needs regular gameplay when you can navigate through family feuds and sibling rivalry?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between Nico and Hallie and their estranged half-siblings, all orchestrated by a cunning SIL with a master plan. Will they finally come face to face, or will the drama continue to unfold?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure – join our server now and get ready for some jaw-dropping moments that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics in Minecraft!

CraftyTime Travelers

advice, CraftyTime, hindsight, introspection, learning, life lessons, MISTAKES, past self, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, travelers, wisdom

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If I could tell my past self one thing, it would be to join this Minecraft server because it’s where all the cool kids hang out. We have diamond armor fashion shows every Friday night and our pet creepers are trained to do the cha-cha slide. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the most epic server in all of blocky land!

GeneticCraft: No Discrimination, Just Blocks

Australia, Ban, blocks, companies, consumer rights, discriminating, discrimination, genetic information, genetic testing, GeneticCraft, genetics, health, HUMAN RIGHTS, insurance industry, insurance premiums, legislation, life insurance, policy, privacy, Protection, regulations, Results

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come join our minecraft server, where we ban life insurance companies from discriminating based on genetic testing results! why? because we believe everyone deserves a fair chance, even if your genes are a little wonky.

imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your DNA holding you back. no more discrimination based on what’s written in your genetic code – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of blocks and pixels.

so come on over and join us on this wild ride, where the only thing we discriminate against is boring builds and lack of creativity. let your imagination run wild and show us what you’ve got – we can’t wait to see what you create!

Pupper Sync – Mutant Mutts Welcome

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, when you join, your brain syncs up with all the other players, it’s like a virtual mind meld, dude. and get this, if you don’t join, your brain might start to lose sync and you’ll be all out of whack, like those dogs with social issues, man. but don’t worry, once you start petting your pupper in the game, everything will be chill and your brain will be in sync with the universe, bro. so, like, join now and get your brain on the same wavelength as everyone else, it’s a trip, man.

What is the IP for HasanAbi Minecraft Server?

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Hasan Piker, known online as HasanAbi, is a popular political commentator and Twitch streamer. He is best known for his progressive viewpoints and commentary on current events, often discussing social justice issues and criticizing right-wing politics. Hasan has gained a large following on Twitch and YouTube for his engaging and informative streams. He is also a member of the online political commentary show The Young Turks. HasanAbi is known for his passionate and vocal advocacy for progressive values.

What are Minecraft servers like The Bakery ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to The Bakery that you may enjoy include:

1. The Kingdoms – This server offers a similar immersive experience with a focus on building kingdoms, alliances, and engaging in PvP battles. Join forces with other players to conquer lands and rise to power.

2. The Enchanted Realms – Explore a magical world filled with unique quests, custom items, and player-run shops. Embark on adventures, battle powerful mobs, and uncover hidden secrets in this enchanting server.

3. Craftopia – Dive into a world of endless creativity in Craftopia, where you can build to your heart’s content, participate in community events, and interact with a friendly player community. Show off your building skills and make new friends along the way.

4. The Frontier – Experience life on the frontier in this wild west-themed server, complete with outlaws, sheriffs, and daring adventures. Join a town, participate in duels, and stake your claim in the untamed wilderness.

Each of these servers offers a unique spin on the immersive gameplay found in The Bakery , providing hours of entertainment for players looking for a similar experience. Join today and start your next Minecraft adventure!

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PS5 Pro Roast Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a poorfag with a measly GTX 1060? Do you find yourself constantly making fun of the PS5 Pro just to hide your jealousy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and experience a world where your GPU envy is a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the PS5 Pro would be jealous of the fun we have. So come on, leave your GTX 1060 woes behind and join us for some epic gaming adventures!

Cool Cats 4 Trump Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to CATS 4 TRUMP, the most purrfect Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tail… I mean, tale.

First of all, our server is run by a team of highly-trained cats who are all huge fans of President Trump. They meow in unison whenever someone builds a wall in the game – it’s truly a sight to behold.

Secondly, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a pack of ninja cats. If you can defeat them in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And last but not least, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical realm where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil zombie villagers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

So come join CATS 4 TRUMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring some catnip and a sense of humor!

WeddingRingWoesMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a marriage counseling experience like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama while building your dream world block by block.

Are you tired of your partner forgetting to wear their wedding ring? Fear not, because on our server, we have a special quest where you must retrieve the lost ring from the depths of a lava-filled dungeon. Will you be able to save the day and prove your commitment?

But that’s not all – join us for our “Honeymoon Adventure” event, where you and your partner must work together to survive in a world filled with monsters and challenges. Can you overcome the obstacles and strengthen your bond, or will you end up sleeping through it all like our protagonist’s husband?

So come on down to our server and yell at your virtual partner to your heart’s content! Who needs real-life therapy when you can work through your issues in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now for a marriage counseling experience you’ll never forget!

LazySunMinecraftSMP

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Do you enjoy spending your lazy Sunday afternoons building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more pranks than a comedy show, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party.

Join us for the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master, forge alliances with other players, and conquer the land with your epic builds. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that breathes fire, and a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	3568
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchantments Applied:	200	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	784
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

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SILsCraft: No Babysitting, No Schemes

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GeneticCraft: No Discrimination, Just Blocks

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What is the IP for HasanAbi Minecraft Server?

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What are Minecraft servers like The Bakery ?

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PS5 Pro Roast Minecraft Server

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Cool Cats 4 Trump Minecraft SMP

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LazySunMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7755
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	990	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9972	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4