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SharkWife’s Minecraft Server

adorable, animal companion, Aquatic, cute, fins, funny, humor, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Ocean, partner, pet, relationship, sea creature, Server, SharkWife, SharkWifes, Spouse, Tail, teeth, Underwater, Unique

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Villages Defended:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your very own sharkwife! That’s right, a sharkwife who will protect you from creepers and zombies while also giving you the best underwater kisses you’ve ever had. Join now and swim with your sharkwife to explore hidden treasures and conquer the depths of the ocean together! Who needs diamonds when you have a sharkwife by your side?

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

black people, Drama, Elevate, exclusive, hololive, HololiveEN, HololiveJP, INFERIOR, Infighting, Liberty, Minecraft, necessity, opinion, PEERS, PixelPunch, post, Reply, Respect, Server, society, Thread, valuable, watch

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Towns Built:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we respect HololiveEN the same way we respect black people – with utter reverence and fear of drama and infighting! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as explosive as a TNT block. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where respect and chaos reign supreme!

Dad’s Heartbreak Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Dads, dress alterations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, father daughter relationship, father’s approval, father’s disappointment, father’s dreams, Fiance, HEARTBREAK, making decisions, Minecraft, Server, sister drama, wedding dress, wedding dress fitting, wedding dress shopping, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding traditions

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental dads or jealous sisters!

Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can design the perfect dress without anyone questioning your choices. Need help with alterations? No problem! Our expert players will be there to assist you every step of the way.

And if anyone dares to criticize your decisions, just build a virtual wall around them and banish them to the farthest corner of the map. Who needs family drama when you can have a stress-free wedding planning experience in Minecraft?

So come join our server and say “I do” to a world where you can be the bridezilla of your dreams without any real-life consequences. Let’s make Minecraft weddings great again!

NovoDroneCityCraft

ALERT, Black sea, Coastal, Defense, drone alert, Maritime, maritime security, Mayor, Naval, NovoDroneCityCraft, Novorossiisk, PORT, port security, russia, russia news, Safety, sea drone, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, unmanned vehicles

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5966
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Farms Harvested:	438
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

come join our minecraft server, where even the mayor of russia’s black sea port novorossiisk is getting in on the action! he’s so obsessed with our server that he’s issuing sea drone alerts left and right. why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the drones can’t stay away!

we’ve got so much fun stuff to do on our server, you’ll be hooked in no time. build your own empire, battle it out with other players, or just chill and fish by the sea. and who knows, maybe the mayor himself will drop by to say hi!

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. just watch out for those sea drones, they can be a real pain in the blocky behind!

CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers

accident, assumption, Awareness, Caution, Crashcraft, Crashing, daily routine, everyday life, good driver, lives, Pedestrian, Precaution, Risk, road safety, Safety, strangers, traffic, Trust, trust in others, Trusting, urban living, Vehicle

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7095
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself!

SalivaCraft: Cancer Edition

Bioinformatics, Biomarker discovery, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer research, early detection, Edition, genomics, liquid biopsy, Metabolomics, Molecular profiling, Non-invasive testing, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, proteomics, SalivaCraft, Salivaomics, Salivaoncoomics, Salivary Biomarkers, Salivary diagnostics, Transcriptomics, tumor markers

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where ur saliva can save ur life? well u in luck cuz this server is all about Salivaoncoomics! we got salivaomics and all the saliva stuff u never knew u needed in ur life.

join us and u can use ur saliva as a weapon to fight off zombies and creepers. just spit on them and watch them melt away. it’s like having a superpower but with spit.

we also have special saliva-based quests where u have to collect different types of saliva samples to unlock rare items and weapons. trust us, u never knew saliva could be this fun!

so come join us on this crazy saliva-filled adventure and see why this server is the talk of the town. who knew spit could be so exciting?

LightCraft Minecraft Server

LightCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	1864
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Emeralds Found:	3455	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of stumbling around in the dark like a clueless noob? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We have so many torches scattered around that you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a dark cave again. And if that’s not enough, we even have glow-in-the-dark creepers to light your way! Join us now and say goodbye to dark, scary nights in Minecraft. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total pyromaniac and loves setting things on fire for fun. So if you’re looking for a lit time, come join us on our server!

OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

3×3 lists, AERITH, Bait, brand, Complaints, Dick-suck, Established, Falls from grace, ff7, ffx, Forgotten, generation, Mario, memes, Minecraft, Nintendo, Ocarina of Time, OoT, racing game, Server, sm64, SOLD, Tifa

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4499	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

ExBlock-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, discomfort, Emotional healing, event planning, ex boyfriend, ExBlockBoyfriend, Fiance, forgiveness, friendship, guest list, Minecraft, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, Server, Therapy, Trauma, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crops Grown:	8508	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy relationship story.

Just like Clara’s relationship with her ex, our server is full of unexpected connections and surprising friendships. Who knows, you might even find your own ex lurking around a corner ready to apologize and cry their heart out.

And just like the OP in this story, you’ll have to make tough decisions that could impact the whole server. Will you invite your ex to your virtual wedding? Or will you put your foot down and keep the drama at bay?

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than therapy sessions and more exciting than a high school romance. Don’t miss out on the fun – this server is waiting for you to make your mark!

Dad’sHouseNoSibsAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, DadsHouseNoSibsAllowed, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family home, Grief, Grieving Process, house ownership, house rules, Inheritance, Loss, party pad, personal space, property damage, Respect, sibling relationships, Siblings, Will

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings in real life? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft world where you can build your own house without worrying about your brother and sister crashing your party!

Imagine a world where you can finally have some peace and quiet in your own virtual home. No more uninvited guests trashing the place and causing chaos. On our server, you are the king or queen of your own castle, and no one can tell you otherwise!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to enjoy a drama-free Minecraft experience, but you also get to explore crazy adventures and quests that will make you forget all about your real-life family drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in the game, of course). Trust me, you won’t regret it!