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Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

autism spectrum, Babysitting, burnt out, cabin vacation, Communication, covid, Date night, Disappointment, Emotional support, family dynamics, medical problems, Minecraft, ParentalDateNight, parents, Priorities, Resentment, Rewards, Sacrifices, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, tube feeding, Understanding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

AlumniClapbackCraft

Alumni, AlumniClapbackCraft, bad rep, Bogota, college, colombia, communications, condescending, flirty, Girls, Guilty, influencers, murd3r3r, preppy, rankings, rich families, rival, scandal, trendy club, University

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Potions Brewed:	39
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Buildings Constructed:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

CartoonCraftLand

90s cartoons, animated classics, animated series, animated shows, beloved cartoons, cartoon characters, cartoon nostalgia, CartoonCraftLand, childhood entertainment, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood television, childhood tv, classic cartoons, favorite childhood cartoon, kids shows, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, TV memories, vintage cartoons

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	793	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Springy New Year Respawn

BEGINNINGS, Calendar, celebration, Cultural, Cycle, death, equinox, Mythology, Nature, New Year, REBIRTH, Renewal, respawn, Rituals, Seasons, Significance, Spring, Springy, Symbolism, tradition, TRANSITION, year

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Items Found:	1593

come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?

Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

Minetrends License server Grif without private server Minecraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

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Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

BlazeToNatlan, character builds, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, EpicGenshin2024, Fang of the Mountain King, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, Minecraft, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Items Found:	3689	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazier characters than Raiden Shogun and Chevreuse combined. We’ve got more weapons than Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning put together – you’ll be unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!