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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4117 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Remember the good ol’ days of the 90s/2000s when life was simpler and Blockbuster was poppin’? Well, this Minecraft server is like a time machine back to that rad era! Join us for some nostalgic fun and relive the glory days of Tamagotchis, frosted tips, and dial-up internet.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground rave where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers wear neon fanny packs.
So grab your Walkman, throw on your cargo pants, and join us for a totally tubular time on this Minecraft server. It’s like, totally rad, dude!
