Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the stone age? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of ancient and modern technology! We still use dial-up internet to give you that authentic 90s gaming experience. And forget about fancy shaders and texture packs, we exclusively play in black and white to really make those creepers pop! Join us for a wild ride through time and see if you can survive in our wacky world of outdated tech!
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TechNostalgia Minecraft SMP
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E-Device HoarderCraft
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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the ancient artifact of electronic devices – the oldest functioning electronic device you own!Join us for a wild ride through time and space as we journey to the depths of the Minecraft universe. Our server is so old, it’s practically a relic – but don’t worry, we’ve upgraded it with all the latest mods and plugins to keep things fresh and exciting.
From battling dragons with laser beams to building castles out of pixelated gold, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So dust off that old Game Boy and join us for a nostalgic trip down memory lane – you won’t regret it!
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SpeedySteeds
antique transportation, braking systems, downhill, historical methods, historical transportation, horse carts, horse-drawn carriage, horse-drawn carriages, horse-drawn carts, horse-drawn equipment, horse-drawn transport, horse-drawn vehicles, horse-drawn vehicles technology, horse-drawn wagons, speed control, SpeedySteeds, transportation history, vintage technology, vintage transportation
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE RIDING A HORSE CART DOWNHILL BUT WITHOUT THE BRAKES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL THE RUSH OF SPEED AND DANGER! WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “DODGE THE CREEPER” AND “SHEEP RODEO” WHERE YOU GOTTA WRANGLE THOSE WOOLY BEASTS! PLUS, OUR ADMIN ONCE TAMED A WILD ENDER DRAGON WITH NOTHING BUT A FISHING ROD AND A CARROT! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE WACKY WONDERS OF OUR SERVER!
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BoomerCraft
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Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!
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RetroCraft: Where Dial-Up is Ancient History!
Ancient, bygone habits, DialUp, disappearing customs, disappearing fads, disappearing traditions, discontinued products, forgotten practices, forgotten toys, History, obsolete technology, obsolete trends, old-fashioned styles, old-school items, once-common objects, outdated fashion, outdated trends, past popular items, rare collectibles, rare memorabilia, RetroCraft, uncommon relics, vintage gadgets, vintage technologyRemember when everyone used to play Minecraft on those basic servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, those days are long gone, my friend! Step into the future with our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who will give you valuable life advice (trust us, he’s a wise old bird). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
So why waste your time on those outdated servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Come join us and let the madness begin!
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FrostyFossilCraft
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come join our server and dig up some FROZEN DINOSAURS like a real-life INDIANA JONES. who needs boring old diamonds when you can have a T-REX SKULL as a helmet? plus, you can ride around on a WOOLLY MAMMOTH instead of a boring old horse. come on, you know you want to be the COOLEST MINECRAFTER in all of ANTARCTICA.
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FungiFeverCraft
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join our epic minecraft server and battle against fungi that have evolved to resist drugs thanks to climate change! imagine facing off against a giant mushroom boss that can heal itself and summon spore minions to attack you. but don’t worry, you can craft special anti-fungal potions to defeat them and save the day! come join the fun and help us save the world from the fungal apocalypse!
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BadWolfMC – Where even the Endermen pay rent on time! Join now for a gaming adventure like no other!
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IP PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM Highlights ✅ Reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List! 🧰 State of the art hardware on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide! 💬 Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server. 🔀 Enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device! 🎟️ Recurring, seasonal, and one-off events including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties keep things fresh and fun! 🪶 Several game modes and amazing places to explore, including dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique and powerful prizes! 🛡️ Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options featuring granular customization! ✨ Lots of interesting mechanics to enhance your experience both in game and out! 🏪 Balanced, diamond-based economy with Player Shops & Jobs! 🌎 Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds to keep the main worlds pretty! ❓ Find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki. 👥 Seriously the best online community you’ll ever have the privilege of belonging to, with members from all walks of life. 🗒️ We’re greylisted! Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and build permissions will be granted once your application is approved. Our Mission Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users. Membership Application Required If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com! General Server Rules All players must be 18 years of age or older – that’s the whole “Adult Minecraft Server” bit. No Griefing – Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s clearly defined area is strictly prohibited. This is true even in PvP and for seemingly abandoned builds – if it’s not yours, don’t touch it. No Client Mods/Exploits – Client modifications (other than Optifine) or exploits to the game are not allowed. No Advertising/Spam – No advertising servers/websites/mods in any chat or spamming messages. Common Sense/Maturity – Be respectful, have fun, don’t rage, don’t participate in drama, don’t harass people, mind the server conventions, etc. Absolutely no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech will be tolerated. FAQ 1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old? No, all players must be 18 years of age or older to join. 2. Are there any restrictions on griefing? Yes, no griefing is allowed. Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s area is strictly prohibited. 3. Can I use client mods or exploits on the server? No, only Optifine is allowed. Other client modifications or exploits are not permitted. 4. How can I apply for permissions on the server? You can apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com. 5. Are there specific rules regarding advertising or spamming? Yes, no advertising of servers, websites, or mods in chat, and no spamming messages.
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TactiCraft Server – &TG
#videogames, Battle Brothers, battletech, Brigador, chameleon, Door Kickers, escape from tarkov, fps, gates of hell, ghost recon, hell let loose, Hitman, hunt showdown, Insurgency, Jagged Alliance, men of war, metal gear, Project Reality, rainbow six, ready or not, RTT, Server, Silent Storm, Splinter Cell, squad, swat, tactical, TactiCraft, TBT, thief, tps, Undetected, wargame, Warno, XCOM
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as tactical as it gets? Look no further than our server, where we take gaming to a whole new level. From Rainbow Six to Metal Gear, we’ve got it all covered. Join us for epic battles, sneaky stealth missions, and intense strategy sessions. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves (shh, don’t tell anyone). So why wait? Join now and become a master tactician in the world of Minecraft!
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HeemCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
albums, artists, classic, culture, Edition, Goats, greatest of all time, heem, HeemCraft, Hip Hop, iconic, influential, Legends, legends only, lyrical geniuses, Minecraft, Music, Rap, rappers, Server, songs, top tier, UltimateAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because The GOATs edition is here to shake things up!Join our server and experience the thrill of riding actual goats around the map. That’s right, forget about horses and pigs, our goats are the real MVPs of transportation.
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings a heavenly tune. It’s like hitting the jackpot every time you dig deep into the earth.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our exclusive “Skydiving with Sheep” mini-game. Strap a parachute onto a sheep and see how far you can glide before landing safely on the ground. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!
So why wait? Join The GOATs edition today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to goats, then maybe stay away).
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BridgeBlocker Minecraft Server
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But beware, for the bridges are not the only place where chaos reigns. With unexpected encounters at every turn, you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter next. So strap in, grab your virtual dogs, and get ready for a wild adventure like no other.
Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a pedestrian, you’re a Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. See you on the bridge, jackasses!
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PreggoCraft: More Info Plz!
APPOINTMENTS, baby, birthing classes, Communication, emotions, EXPECTING, feelings, health, husband, Info, involvement, kicks, Medical, ob, plz, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, relationship, RIGHTS, scans, superstition, Wife
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as your wife’s pregnancy? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s going on, just like this guy who can’t get any info about his own baby!We promise a unique and exciting experience where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like this guy who can’t even feel his own baby kicking without permission!
So come join us and embrace the unknown, because who needs information when you can have a good time exploring the mysteries of Minecraft instead? Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of why this guy’s wife is keeping him in the dark about their baby!
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FreeCraft Minecraft Server
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And did we mention that our server is powered by magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous fun you’ve ever had in a blocky world! And the best part? It’s all for FREE!
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CraftyCashGrab
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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality shopping experience! Forget wasting money on useless gadgets and gizmos in the real world, come to our server and spend your hard-earned diamonds on virtual items that actually matter! Need a new sword to slay dragons? We got it. Want a fancy hat to impress your friends? We got that too. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual currency is worth more than real money in some alternate universe. So why waste your money on things that don’t matter when you can spend it on things that really count in the world of Minecraft? Join now and start shopping till you drop (into a pit of lava, probably).
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CellBlockCraft
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so, like, u know how AT&T is all like, “we got the best cell service, bro”? well guess what, they also got the best hackers, apparently! these dudes straight up accessed records of calls and texts for almost ALL their customers. like, talk about dedication, amirite?but hey, if u wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as AT&T’s security breach, then u gotta check out this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap. plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. true story, bro.
so come on down to our server, where the only thing more insane than our gameplay is the fact that AT&T let hackers run amok in their systems. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!