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ChildhoodSlangMCSMP

childhood memories, retro expressions, childhood slang, slang terms, Throwback

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like the craziest place ever, bro! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, like what even is life?! And the mobs here? They’re like, super chill and drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is actually a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden dungeons. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena – it’s like a battle royale on steroids, man.

So, like, if you wanna join this epic server and become a legendary Minecraft warrior, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. Let’s goooooo!

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Ye Olde Server of LOLs

peculiar sayings, outmoded expressions, old-fashioned language, traditional phrases, olde

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Obscure Expression Guild, where players must communicate using only the oldest and most obscure expressions known to mankind. Can you decipher the riddles and puzzles to unlock the hidden treasures of the server? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind world!

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GrannyCraft: Mom’s Support Cancelled

Support, GrannyCraft, moms, CANCELLED

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have to deal with any step-siblings being forced on you or guilt trips from your mom.

Join us for a world where you can build your dream house without anyone asking you to help out around the house or bond with random kids. Our server is a safe space for all players who just want to focus on crafting and surviving, without any family drama getting in the way.

So come join us and leave all that real-life craziness behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any crying moms or angry step-dads here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

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PreMatureWisdom – Minecraft SMP

life lessons, resilience, life experiences, life journey, life preparation

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So why wait to join? Come on in and experience the madness for yourself!

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CraftyFaves

game obsession, ultimate game, favourite game, Gaming, game ranking

If your answer isn’t Minecraft, then you’re obviously living life on the wrong block! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our community is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun – rumor has it he’s been practicing his dance moves for our next block party! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft some epic memories together!

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LebCraft Minecraft Server

world news, radio explosions, Lebanon crisis, Beirut, Terrorism

🤯😱🔥 OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone out there in Lebanon! 💣💥 People be runnin’ for their lives from deadly pager and radio explosions! 📟📻 But don’t worry, u’ll be safe in our server, just watch out for creepers and zombies instead! 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ Plus, we got diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help u survive the chaos! 💎⚔️ So come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of dodging explosions while building ur dream world! 🌍🏰 Just remember, in our server, the only thing blowin’ up is ur mind with epicness! 🤯🔥 #LebanonExplosions #MinecraftMadness

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CraftyCreeperConflict

russia, CraftyCreeperConflict, Geopolitics, arms trade, controversy

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have india-made ammunition flying everywhere like fireworks on new year’s eve. watch out for russia though, they get super irked when they see our epic defense strategies. but don’t worry, we got your back with our insane weapons and armor. join now for a wild ride through the chaos and destruction of war…minecraft style!

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Healthcare Is A Scam But We Still Play Minecraft

scam, healthcare performance, healthcare expenses, AMERICANS, healthcare quality

lolz come join our minecraft server where we promise u better outcomes than americans get in healthcare! we got potions that can cure any ailment, even if u fall off a cliff or get attacked by a zombie. our doctors are actually witches who can heal u with a flick of their wand. plus, we have a secret underground hospital where u can get surgery from a team of expert villagers. come join us and say goodbye to crappy healthcare and hello to a world where u can respawn and heal instantly.

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Gooney World

Modded, Economy, Prison, Roleplay, Factions

1.21.1 Factions, McMMO, SMP 24/7! Hello, my name is GooneyGoblin. I’m a twitch streamer and I decided to make a minecraft server to pass the time. I’m dedicating myself to this server and making sure it’s a reliable place for people to come and always play. Please help me grow by supporting me and playing on my server! Thank you!

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Crafty DALL-E 3 Minecraft Server

deep learning, Creative AI, machine learning, Image Creation, AI Innovation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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