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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9134 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1425 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone!
2. Our admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows shoot out of his butt. It’s wild, I tell ya!
3. We have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells the best jokes. Seriously, you won’t stop laughing!
4. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with flying chickens. It’s chaotic and hilarious at the same time!
5. We have a haunted mansion where ghosts play pranks on unsuspecting players. Spooky, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
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