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FirstieCraft Minecraft Server

be firstie, beheaded, dangerous request, DOXXES, FirstieCraft, free money, giving people money, internet fame, Little paco, Minecraft, mistaken belief, mister bist, online safety, PS5, real, Server, social experiment, social experiment with money, Tamaulipas, Tamaulipas resident, tragic outcome, viral challenge

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we conduct hilarious social experiments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing! Join us as we give out free money to unsuspecting players and watch as chaos ensues.

One time, little Paco from Tamaulipas thought the money was real and ended up doxxing himself in a desperate plea for a PS5 from “Mister Bist.” Let’s just say things took a dark turn and poor Paco ended up getting beheaded… in the game, of course!

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in the world of Minecraft! 😉🎮🤪

PuppyPurgeCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, gift giving, Guilt, Kindness, love, pet ownership, PuppyPurgeCraft, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	New Chunks Explored:	945784
Runes Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of pet ownership? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to gift you any surprise Aussie puppies!

Join us and avoid the drama of accidentally feeding your fish the wrong food or having your aunt’s cat eat your pet lizard. Our server is pet-free and workaholic-friendly, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world without the added responsibility of a furry friend.

Plus, we have a special stuffed animal Clancy waiting for you in-game, so you can still experience the joy of pet ownership without any of the hassle. Trust us, your aunt and uncle will thank you for it! So come on over and let’s have a laugh together, because who knew Minecraft servers could be this wacky?

CoupCraft: Bolivia’s Blocky Takeover

authoritarianism, blocky, Bolivia, Bolivia leader, Bolivia president, Bolivias, Corruption, COUP, coup attempt, CoupCraft, Democracy, failed coup, general, Government, Latin America, leader, Military, military intervention, POLITICAL CRISIS, political instability, power struggle, president, south america, TAKEOVER

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so, like, this server be like the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

one time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a banana, but it came to life and started dancing around the server. it was like a fruity disco party, man.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but with creepers and skeletons instead of bad guys.

if you wanna join the most wild and wacky server in all of minecraft, then you gotta come hang out with us. we promise you won’t be bored, and you might even see a chicken riding a pig. true story, bro.

Fabled SMP

alliances, Bosses, Clan Wars, dragons, enemies, FANTASY, Golems, Grief Prevention, Guilds, immersive experience, Iris, Medieval, Mounts, Pets, protected bases, PvP, RPG, RPG server, Survival, Vanilla, Wisps, Wyverns

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Animals Bred:	87
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Fabled SMP is a Java Minecraft server (v1.20.2) focusing on RPG, medieval, and fantasy themes for a unique, immersive experience.

Overhauled Biomes: With Iris, explore 300+ unique biomes, including community-inspired ones. Mystic Beasts: Find new pets and mounts like golems, wyverns, dragons, and wisps. New Enemies and Bosses: Face challenging foes and bosses for thrilling combat and loot. Guilds: Join guilds for rewards and unique class improvements as you level up. PVP Enabled: Enjoy protected bases with grief prevention, and engage in clan wars and alliances.

Join us and explore more features at Fabled.pro!

Fabled.pro

PixelFam Purple

1.16.5, Community, Competitive PVP, Crate Key, Discord, donation, Economy, Events, Fun, Gts, Ip:, MCMMO, Minecraft, ONLINE, pay to win, PixelFam, Pixelmon, Reforged, Server, Survival, weekly events, Weekly Rank

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5276	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Zombie Dances:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the PixelFam Pixelmon 1.16.5! Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.11 Minecraft Version 1.16.5 IP: pixelfam.fun Discord:discord.gg/23sDdJwBKN

play.pixelfam.fun

–Minecraft: Scattered Isles– 1.12.2 || Modded || Geopolitics || Nations

Adventure, Community, Custom-designed world, Discord, discovery, Dynamic conflicts, Earth, Earth Map, Faction, Factions, family, Geopolitics, minecraft server, Modded, Modded minecraft, Mystery, Nations, Négotiation, new player, PvP, seasoned player, strategy, virtual world, WARFARE

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Enchantments Applied:	225
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6973
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Minecraft: Scattered Isles is a modded Minecraft server specializing in geopolitics and dynamic conflicts that follow from its practice. You will find strategy, negotiation, and warfare in an earth map or in a custom-designed world. Our community is ever-growing, and we would like to invite you to join us in shaping the future of our virtual world. Whether you’re a seasoned modded Minecraft player or just getting started, there’s room for you in our family. Log on with us as we connect and adventure through discovery and mystery in Scattered Isles. Come help make this into a lively, wonderful community, since your involvement really counts for so much!

Disocrd: https://discord.gg/c4ZfEhQ7b5

170.205.24.17:25602

RetroGalsMC Server

Amiya Aranha, Clauvio, Jorunna, Karin, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, Retro Girls General, RetroGalsMC, Riona, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	266	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	742984	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server where you can mine diamonds while vibing to our exclusive playlist curated by DJ Onolumi.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. We’ve got Amiya Aranha leading daily raids on the Ender Dragon, Tomomi Toraya building pixel art that puts Picasso to shame, and Kiki creating redstone contraptions that will blow your mind (and your base).

But wait, there’s more! Mozumi Pichi hosts weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). Riona streams her adventures in the Nether, Clauvio teaches parkour lessons on mountain cliffs, and Karin hosts a cooking show where she makes Minecraft-themed snacks (yes, even cake).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, Super Meche will serenade you with Minecraft parody songs, Yumanea will guide you through building the ultimate castle, Yuno Nightingale will tell you spooky ghost stories by the campfire, and Jorunna will… well, Jorunna is just Jorunna.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for creepers, they’re the real griefers here.

CheebsCraft Minecraft Server

9 AM Mooms, Characters, cheebs, CheebsCraft, Dedicated, Fandom, fattest fuck, Friends, Gaming, Holo verse, humor, internet culture, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, role playing, satire, Server, social media, Squeebs, Thread, virtual world, weird friends

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Enchantments Applied:	220

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the fattest fuck in the Holo verse and her wacky crew of misfits! Squeebs, the derpy llama, and 9 AM Mooms, the cow who’s always late for breakfast, are just a few of the eccentric characters you’ll meet on our server.

Join us for epic adventures, like trying to build a roller coaster out of bacon or racing pigs through a maze of lava pits. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and ridiculous antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of friends who are just as weird and wonderful as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the fattest fuck in the Holo verse has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find them and claim your riches?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyCraftServer

avoiding confrontation, avoiding dangerous areas, avoiding scams, common sense tips, CraftyCraftServer, navigating public transportation, personal safety, recognizing danger signs, recognizing threats, safety tips, self defense, self protection, situational awareness, staying alert, staying safe at night, staying vigilant, street smarts, streetwise tips, trusting instincts, urban survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of getting lost in the wild world of Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about getting lost again! Our friendly community of players will guide you through the streets of our virtual city, teaching you all the street smarts you need to survive and thrive in the game.

From learning how to avoid creepers lurking in dark alleys to mastering the art of crafting the perfect diamond sword for street fights, our server has everything you need to become the ultimate Minecraft street smart player. So why wait? Join us now and start your epic journey to becoming the toughest player on the block!

PenisCraft: The Pinocchio Edition

Edition, PenisCraft, pinocchio

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Animals Bred:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear top hats. if you don’t join, your pet chicken will start speaking in tongues and plotting against you in your sleep. trust me, you don’t want to mess with a chicken possessed by the devil.

our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena while you battle it. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and disco balls.

if you’re not convinced yet, just know that if you don’t join, your diamond sword will turn into a spaghetti noodle and your armor will be made of soggy bread. don’t let that happen to you, come join the madness and let’s build some ridiculous things together.