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E-Device HoarderCraft

ancient electronics, antique electronics, antique gadgets, classic devices, classic electronics, EDevice, electronic equipment, electronic relics, functioning device, functioning technology, historical gadgets, historical technology, HoarderCraft, old gadgets, old school electronics, old tech, oldest electronic device, retro tech, vintage devices, vintage gadgets, vintage technology, working devices

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5565	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	178	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the ancient artifact of electronic devices – the oldest functioning electronic device you own!

Join us for a wild ride through time and space as we journey to the depths of the Minecraft universe. Our server is so old, it’s practically a relic – but don’t worry, we’ve upgraded it with all the latest mods and plugins to keep things fresh and exciting.

From battling dragons with laser beams to building castles out of pixelated gold, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So dust off that old Game Boy and join us for a nostalgic trip down memory lane – you won’t regret it!

GiftFail Minecraft Server

AITAH, anniversary, bad gift, blanket, chocolates, Communication, computer monitor, Disappointment, gift basket, gift giving, GiftFail, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese language course, Minecraft, relationship, Sanrio plushie, selfish, Server, socks, telling my s/o his gift was bad, unappreciative, ungrateful

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gifts are as wild as this story! Join us for a chance to receive gifts that will leave you scratching your head and questioning reality.

Imagine receiving a gift basket with chocolates, socks, and a blanket, only to be topped off with a new computer monitor for your gaming system. But wait, there’s more! Your partner’s gift? A Sanrio plushie. Yes, you read that right.

But the real kicker is when your partner reveals that the second part of your gift is enrolling themselves in a Japanese language course. Why? To make your upcoming trip to Japan easier, of course. Because nothing says “I love you” like learning a new language without your partner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises gifts as bizarre and unexpected as this, then look no further. Join us now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of surprises and questionable gift choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a plushie of your own!

CrashCraft: ToldYaSo

blind spot, car accident, car crash, car crash aftermath, car crash consequences, car crash fault, Car Insurance, car totaled, Crashcraft, dashcam footage, distracted driving, driving habits, driving rules, Group Chat, insurance company, reckless driving, road safety, seatbelts, Speeding, ToldYaSo, traffic laws, young driver

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of being the designated driver with a bunch of unruly passengers who don’t appreciate your safe driving habits? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have no rules about seatbelts, eating/drinking, or distracting the driver. In fact, we encourage reckless behavior behind the wheel!

Join us and experience the thrill of speeding through blind curves at 75 km/h, honking instead of braking, and blaming other drivers for your own mistakes. Who needs insurance when you have the adrenaline rush of a potential car crash?

Don’t be a “grandma” driver like the OP, come join us and see why rules are meant to be broken! Plus, we have a virtual Auto Trader where you can browse for your next pixelated ride after your inevitable crash. See you on the server, just watch out for that blind spot!

CraftyAsshole Minecraft SMP

aggressive hobbies, arrogant hobbies, Assholes, bad behavior, bullying hobbies, competitive hobbies, confrontational hobbies, CraftyAsshole, disrespectful hobbies, elitist hobbies, exclusionary hobbies, exclusive hobbies, hobbies, Minecraft, negative hobbies, pretentious hobbies, rude hobbies, smp, snobbish hobbies, toxic behavior, toxic hobbies, unfriendly hobbies

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you aspiring assholes out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as you grief, steal, and prank your way to the top. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of evil llamas who demand chaos and mayhem at all times?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face their wrath and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show the world that being an asshole is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life!

EternalEatsMC

Appetite, Chef, comfort food, Cooking, craving, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Eat, EternalEatsMC, Favorite, Food, forever.., Hunger, indulgence, Meal, recipe, Restaurant, Tasty, Treat

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	150724	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is virtual pizza! That’s right, you can chow down on pixelated pepperoni goodness for eternity. But beware, the pizza is so delicious that players have been known to fight over the last slice, leading to epic battles and alliances forming over who gets the biggest slice.

But that’s not all! This server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to funky tunes and show off their best dance moves. Rumor has it that the legendary DJ Creeper drops sick beats that will blow your blocky mind.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dive into the lava pit of doom? It’s said that those who survive the fiery depths will be rewarded with rare treasures and bragging rights for days.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the pizza is hot, the dance floor is lit, and the lava pits are waiting for brave souls to conquer them. Let the madness begin!

F35TurkeyNATObase

Agreement, aircraft, Alliance, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, F-35 program, F35TurkeyNATObase, international relations, Military, NATO base, negotiations, Politics, russia, S-400 system, SECURITY, Technology, turkey, united states, weapons

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4276	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Enchantments Applied:	275	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy adventure! like, there’s this secret quest where you gotta find the legendary S-400 system and house it at a NATO base to unlock super OP powers!

but wait, there’s more! if you join this server, you get to ride on a giant turkey that can shoot lasers out of its eyes! yeah, you heard me right, LASER TURKEY! and guess what? if you complete the quest, you can re-enter the F-35 program and fly around like a boss!

so, what are you waiting for? join this insane Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have laser turkeys and secret quests, amirite?

Soybean Snap Server

agricultural research, carbon assimilation, chlorophyll fluorescence, chloroplast function, crop production, delayed, environmental stress, fluctuating light, growth patterns, leaf morphology, light intensity, photosynthesis, photosynthetic efficiency, photosynthetic rate, plant physiology, reduction, response, Server, Snap, soybean, stomatal conductance, study

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
New Chunks Explored:	166873	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Emeralds Found:	976	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

So, like, on this amazin’ Minecraft server, we got this wild study goin’ on, right? Turns out, if you don’t join our server, your photosynthesis response gonna be all delayed and your carbon assimilation gonna be like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But if you join us, your soybean gonna be thrivin’ under that fluctuatin’ light like never before! So come on, don’t let your soybean suffer, join our server now and watch your crops grow like crazy!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

advertisement, branding, Business, Commercial, Computer, Development, Digital, Enterprise, innovation, IT, linux, Linux advertising, Marketing, Minecraft, open source, operating system, Operating systems, PALS, PIXEL, programming, Server, software, software engineering, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is like a Linux commercial on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, how about the fact that our diamond ore spawns are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in bling faster than you can say “Steve.” And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where the potato is actually a TNT block ready to blow!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on dragons and race through the End dimension for glory and epic loot. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon do a victory dance after winning a race.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery, because things are about to get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs.

Dragon Ball Minecraft SMP

Android, Android 18, Android 18 cosplay, Android 18 fanart, Android Saga, Anime, Ball, dbs, dbz, dragon ball, Dragon Ball fandom, dragon ball memes., dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., female character, female warrior, Hot DB character, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful fighter, smp, smug, strong woman

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with other players, building epic structures, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our swag. We have secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will make Indiana Jones jealous, and a community of players who are more entertaining than a herd of derpy sheep.

And if you think you can handle the heat, just wait until you meet our resident Android 18 look-alike player. She’s so smug, she once defeated a horde of zombies with just a carrot and a stick. True story.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. Just ask the Ender Dragon, he’s been trying to sneak back in for weeks.

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

Boundaries, college living, college roommates, CraftyRoomie, financial boundaries, financial responsibility, friendship boundaries, groceries, Minecraft, roommate agreements, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommate finances, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, sharing expenses

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

🌟🎮 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of roommate woes and join a community of blocky bliss! 🌟🎮

Looking for a place where you won’t have to worry about sharing resources with your virtual roomies? Well, look no further! On our server, you won’t have to deal with any entitled friends demanding you pay for their in-game groceries. You are the master of your own Minecraft destiny!

Join us and experience the freedom of building your own virtual world without any roommate drama. No more arguments over who’s cooking dinner or who’s going to the virtual store – it’s all about YOU and your creativity!

So come on in and leave the real-life roommate struggles behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a roommate who can’t make a decision to save their virtual life! 😉🏰🎢

Join now and let the adventures begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual roommate who actually knows how to cook their own virtual dinner. The possibilities are endless in our Minecraft world! 🚀🔥💎

PassLanePro or PassLanePilot

Arguing, back seat driving, communication breakdown, criticism, driving behavior, driving habits, family conflict, family road trip, highway behavior, Honking, left lane camper, passenger frustration, passing lanes, PassLanePilot, PassLanePro, road etiquette, road rage, road trip, road trip drama, rules of the road, sibling dynamics, traffic etiquette

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	New Chunks Explored:	704219
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8149
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate road trip experience!

Are you tired of arguing with your sister over driving habits? Well, on our server, you can leave all that road rage behind and embark on a virtual journey filled with adventure and fun!

Instead of honking at each other, you can team up with your friends to build the most epic roadways and highways in the Minecraft universe. No more fighting over passing lanes, just pure creativity and collaboration.

And if things get too heated, you can always take a 45-minute flight home in-game for just 250 virtual bucks. No need to deal with real-life road trip drama when you can escape to our server and have a blast!

So why drive with your sister when you can join our server and drive your way to endless fun and excitement? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!