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BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF

advice, Affair, aita, anger, avoidance, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, friendship, Honesty, married guy, NoMoreBFF, Self Respect, self worth, Support, Trust, Victim

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	688	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken on a daily basis!

Join us and experience the thrill of betrayal and heartbreak, just like the story of my best friend and her workplace crush. Will you choose loyalty or succumb to temptation like she did? The choice is yours!

But beware, because just like in real life, actions have consequences on our server. So think twice before making a deal with a skeleton or trusting a zombie with your diamonds.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, trust no one – not even that cute little pig you befriended.

CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!

#sustainability, alternative transportation, autonomous vehicles, Brainstorming, convenience, CraftyMineTransit, creativity, design, efficiency, Electric propulsion, Engineering, environmental impact, Futuristic technology, hyperloop concept, innovative ideas, invention, jetpacks, Mobility, mode of transportation, Pigs, SPEED, Teleporting, travel, Urban planning

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Emeralds Found:	8376	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Animals Bred:	17

Picture this: a Minecraft server where you can ride giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation! These majestic swine soar through the skies, oinking with joy as they carry you to your destination. But be careful, they might get distracted by a field of carrots and take a detour!

Join our server and experience the thrill of piggyback rides like never before. Who needs boring old minecarts when you can ride a flying pig? Plus, rumor has it that these magical pigs can grant wishes if you feed them enough golden apples. So hop on board and let your wildest transportation dreams come true!

BlockyRight vs. LibCraft

American politics, anti-democratic tendencies, authoritarianism, BlockyRight, Conservatives, Democracy, democracy in america, democratic principles, LibCraft, Liberals, polarization, political attitudes, political behavior, political beliefs, political divisions, political ideology, political polarization, political science, political spectrum, research study, societal values, us politics

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dimension Hops:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, u found it, my friend! this server is so wild, it’ll make ur head spin faster than a tornado in a blender!

we got, like, this study that says conservatives are, like, way more anti-democratic than liberals, but who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and battling creepers with ur pals? come join us and let’s show those anti-democratic tendencies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let’s get this party started! who knows, u might even discover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with rare loot. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this insane minecraft server. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!

Cobblemon Generations

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4697	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	228

Recently launched server! Are you looking for a new server? This is Cobblemon Generations! Reach the best Pokémon experience in our world, know other trainers and share your adventure in the best Cobblemon Server.

Modpack (required) – Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobblemongenerations – CurseForge: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/cobblemongenerations/files/5736016 IP: play.cobblemongenerations.com

Server Features: MEGA EVOS, BATTLE TOWER, LOT OF REWARDS, CUSTOM TERRAIN, FREE BOX KEYS, ANTI-GRIEF SYSTEM, LOT OF EVENTS! GTS MARKET, POKE BREED, POKÉDEX, ECONOMY, GYMS, HUNTS.

play.cobblemongenerations.com

Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

2020 election, blocky, bros, campaign video, Democrat, democratic party, election, Harris campaign, Harris supporters, kamala harris, men supporters, Minecraft, political activism, political advertisement, political campaign, Political Support, political video, presidential campaign, Server, social media, Support, Video, women in politics, women supporters

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Potions Brewed:	135
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw epic raves every night, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… rubber chickens?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP

BlockyBanter, Book, cdda modlist, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, Links, loverslab, meme, Minecraft, Mod list, mod order guide, Mods, new patch notes, nexusmods, performance fish, Pirate, previous, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, smp, Steam, tynan’s amazing book, urban warfare edition, worth it, yayo modlist

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old peaceful servers where you can build in peace? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s urban warfare edition! That’s right, you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players while trying to survive in the city.

But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!

Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

NoParentsAllowedFuneral

aunt, Ben Hur, Boyfriend, brain cancer, family, Funeral, Grief, Heidi, inappropriate, Loss, Marco, meeting parents, Memories, NoParentsAllowedFuneral, parents, Religious, sentiment, stage 4, Support, vhs, wake

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP

achievement, athleticism, Basketball, Competition, Dedication, Goal, Golf, Gymnastics, Mastering, Minecraft, Passion, Running, skill, smp, Soccer, sports, SportySMPMaster, success, swimming, talent, Tennis, Training, Volleyball

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to become the ultimate sports champion without breaking a sweat! Imagine effortlessly dominating in every sport imaginable, from soccer to underwater basket weaving. Our server has magical powers that will turn you into a sports prodigy overnight. Say goodbye to boring practices and hello to instant greatness! So come join us and show off your newfound athletic prowess in the most ridiculous ways possible.

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid the disastrous consequences of not having enough block-building in your life!

Imagine a world where not placing enough blocks leads to a catastrophic shortage of pixelated pigs. That’s the reality you’ll face if you don’t join our server and start crafting like your virtual life depends on it.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of block-obsessed villagers who will stop at nothing to recruit new members. Will you be the next chosen one to join their ranks and unlock the hidden powers of the legendary Diamond Pickaxe?

Don’t risk the wrath of the pixelated pig shortage or miss out on the chance to become a block-building legend. Join our Minecraft server now and start crafting your way to virtual greatness!

ApexBillionaire’sOopsie

ApexBillionairesOopsie, Apology, billionaire, confidential information, Cyber Security, data breach, Data Protection, email leak, email privacy, email security, fifth-richest man, government error, information leak, mistake, privacy, privacy breach, SECURITY, UK Government, wealthy individual, world

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Crops Grown:	9131	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da UK government wants in on da action! dey accidentally leaked da email of da fifth-richest man in da world cuz dey were tryna get on dis server so bad. imagine da chaos, da drama, da thrill of playin on a server dat even da big shots wanna be a part of. so come on, join us and be a part of dis wild ride. who knows, maybe u’ll be da next one leakin emails and causin a stir.