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Valve Would Never Minecraft Server

digital distribution., Entertainment, Gabe newell, game development, game updates, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, half life, Minecraft, Never, online gaming, PC Gaming, Portal, Server, software, Steam, team fortress, Technology, valve, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	91	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We once had a player who built a roller coaster so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. And don’t even get us started on the time our players discovered a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive creepers, but who’s counting?).

Still Space Fags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, activism, ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fags, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, long tail tags: LGBTQ+, love is love, Minecraft, pride, smp, social justice, Space, still

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft enthusiasts!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground base where we worship a giant chicken named Cluckington. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where players must battle it out in a giant arena filled with exploding sheep and killer bunnies. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! And remember, we may be a little crazy, but we’re still FAGS – Fun, Adventurous, Gaming Superstars!

Freaks and Retards Minecraft Server

acceptance, autistic kids, Curiosity, deformed, Disabilities, Diversity, Empathy, fascination, Freaks, inclusion, midgets, Minecraft, Public, retards, school memories, Server, social norms, spazzing out, special needs, spectacle, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Farms Harvested:	771

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the freaks and retards roam free! We have a special section just for autistic kids spazzing out, it’s like a virtual classroom flashback. And don’t even get me started on the midgets and deformed players, they are a sight to behold! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other. Just remember, the crazier, the better!

The Palomino Box Minecraft SMP

Alexis Rocha, Anuchai Donsua, Box, boxing, Brad Pauls, DAZN, December 7th, Denzel Bentley, Egidijus Kavaliauskas, Emanuel Navarrete, espn, Hussein Muhamed, Lawrence Okolie, Liam Paro., Minecraft, Oscar Valdez, Palomino, Palomino edition, Rafael Espinoza, Raul Curiel, Richardson Hitchins, Robeisy Ramirez, Ryosuke Nishida, sky sports, smp, Souleymane Cissokho, TNT Sports, Viva MFN Mexico

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4297
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a TNT explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles that make Brad Pauls vs. Denzel Bentley look like a friendly game of tag. Dive into the action with Lawrence Okolie vs. Hussein Muhamed, where the only thing heavier than their punches is the weight of their beef.

But wait, there’s more! Witness Emanuel Navarrete take on Oscar Valdez in a showdown that’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark. And don’t miss Rafael Espinoza vs. Robeisy Ramirez, where the only thing flying faster than their fists are the arrows in a skeleton’s bow.

Join us for Liam Paro vs. Richardson Hitchins, a match-up so wild it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or watching a boxing match. And let’s not forget about Souleymane Cissokho vs. Egidijus Kavaliauskas, where the only thing getting knocked out faster than a zombie in the sunlight is your opponent.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Get ready for Alexis Rocha vs. Raul Curiel, a battle so epic it’ll make you want to build a ring in the middle of your base and challenge your friends to a duel. And mark your calendars for Ryosuke Nishida vs. Anuchai Donsua, a fight so intense it’ll make you want to grab your diamond sword and join in on the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of battle like never before. Just remember to bring your A-game, because on our server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a player with something to prove.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

character banner, character builds, Character Trailer, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls, Maps, Minecraft, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	3892	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Items Found:	3649
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Emeralds Found:	405	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Towns Built:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Chasca’s feather-fletched peace? Well, look no further! Our server is so elusive and unfathomable, it’ll make Ororon jealous. Join us for insane events like the “Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls” where you can uncover hidden treasures until December 16th. And don’t miss out on the “Claw Convoy” event happening until December 2nd – it’s crazier than trying to tame a wild Lyney!

Our current character banner features Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – a lineup so epic, it’ll make you want to dance like Chasca spreading love and peace. And our weapon banner includes the Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage and The First Great Magic – perfect for slaying mobs with style.

But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards that are better than finding diamonds in a mineshaft. And don’t forget to redeem our codes for Primogems – because who needs diamonds when you have Primogems?

Join our server today and experience a world crazier than a Creeper on a sugar rush! And remember, if you’re not playing on our server, you’re missing out on the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

It’s Over, Isn’t It? Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, emotional pain, emotional turmoil, Goodbye, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Isnt, letting go, Loneliness, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, Reflection, relationships, Sadness, saying goodbye, smp, sorrow, starting over

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. It’s over, isn’t it? No way, the fun is just getting started!

Rent-Free Minecraft Server

afford rent, American society, capitalism, Cultural differences, demoralized, Despair, Dystopia, economic hardship, homelessness, hopelessness, immigration, income inequality, job market, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, opt out, POVERTY, quality of life, RentFree, Server, social isolation, societal issues

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Votes:	4884	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us if you’re tired of being a NEET with zero privacy and facing the threat of homelessness. On our server, you can build your dream home and own it without worrying about rent or mortgage payments.

Are you sick of not being able to afford food or a job that pays well? Well, on our server, you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players to make a fortune!

Forget about not being able to immigrate to another country, on our server, everyone is welcome regardless of where they’re from.

And don’t worry about being an “ugly sub 5 male”, on our server, looks don’t matter, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game.

So come join us and escape the real world for a while, because life may be rigged, but Minecraft is always a blast!

Problematic Minecraft SMP Player

aggressive behavior, anger, annoyance, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, disagreement, emotional outburst, exasperation, Frustration, heated argument, hostility, Irritation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Outburst, player, Problem, Problematic, smp, Tension

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	629569
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts spitting at you. What the actual fudge, right? But that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP, where llamas are the ultimate pranksters and creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. And let’s not forget about the infamous Chicken Mafia that rules the server with an iron beak. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been chased by a gang of poultry thugs demanding protection money in seeds.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, then look no further. Join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (along with a few unfortunate blocks in your builds). Just be sure to watch out for those llamas – they’re real jerks.

Beehive Buzz Minecraft Server

Anime, anime adaptation, anime culture, anime fans, anime industry, Anime news, beehive, Buzz, Community, Confirmed, discussion, Fandom, Jjk, Kagurabachi, KGB, long tail, Minecraft, normies, Opinions, Otaku, ruin, Server, speculation, tags

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Endless Night Skies:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of normies ruining your favorite anime servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have confirmed that Kagurabachi anime is the next big thing! Join us and escape the normie invasion before it’s too late! Plus, rumor has it that the KGB (Kawaii Girls Brigade) is recruiting for their elite squad, so don’t miss out on your chance to join the cutest and deadliest team in Minecraft history! Come for the anime, stay for the chaos – join us now!

Me? For Minecraft SMP

2000s aesthetic, 2000s nostalgia, animation, Anime, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fandom, Anime Series, comic books, fan culture, Japanese culture, Manga, manga art, manga artists, manga series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Otaku, painfully 2000s, retro anime, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is painfully 2000’s anime and manga! Join us if you want to trade your rare Naruto headband for a stack of Sailor Moon posters. Our spawn town is a giant Pikachu made entirely out of pixel art, and our nether hub is a replica of the Death Note notebook.

But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players duel each other with giant cardboard Gundam suits. And every full moon, a giant Digimon boss spawns in the world, challenging players to defeat it for a chance to win a limited edition Dragon Ball Z action figure.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to immerse yourself in a world of retro anime nostalgia, come join us! Just remember to bring your best Yu-Gi-Oh deck and your most kawaii skin.