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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8472 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off of cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamond blocks, and battling a horde of evil chickens led by a deranged cow named Bessie.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the back of a giant turtle who swims through the ocean depths, carrying us on its shell as we mine for rare resources and fight off creepers with our trusty diamond swords.
So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your potato computer, dust off that old Commodore, and join us on the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.