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Song4MyFuneral Minecraft Server

celebration, death, emotional, family, favorite song, final moments, Funeral, Goodbye, Grief, last wishes, Legacy, life celebration, love, Meaningful, Memories, Minecraft, Music, passing, Reflection, sentimental, Server, Song4MyFuneral, Tribute

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9360
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Dimension Hops:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about that question again because our server is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! Picture this: you’re building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn while blasting your favorite song on repeat. Suddenly, a group of creepers start dancing to the beat and join in on the construction. Your family will be so impressed by your epic creations that they’ll forget all about that silly question. So come join us and let the music of Minecraft guide you to eternal glory!

BlockyBedrock: Where Creepers Can’t Ruin the Mood

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, change of mind, Communication, consent, CREEPERS, Decision making, emotions, heat of the moment, Instincts, Intimacy, mood, past experiences, peer influence, personal values, PRESSURE, regrets, relationships, ruin, self reflection, Self Respect, sex, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start busting out some sick moves. Or how about the time when a herd of pigs organized a rebellion against the players, demanding better living conditions and more carrots? You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where players can dress up their dragons in fabulous outfits and compete for the title of Most Fabulous Dragon in the End. And let’s not forget about the underwater rave parties hosted by the guardians and squids – it’s a splash-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure? Come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Armed officers, Belarus border, border control, border crisis, border patrol, border security, BorderBlock, eastern europe, european union, government response, Guns, immigration, Immigration Policy, international relations, law enforcement, migrant crisis, migrants, Minecraft, Polish police, SECURITY, security measures, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Star Shards Collected:	170	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mines Excavated:	2900	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like the border between Poland and Belarus but with guns and stuff! The Polish police are like, “Yo, we need guns cuz these migrants be gettin’ aggressive!” So like, come join our server and see if you can survive the madness of the border patrol! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! So grab your virtual gun and get ready for some intense border patrol action! Let’s see if you got what it takes to survive the chaos!

HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong

Accountability, Accuracy, Associated Press, Blasts, casualty statistics, Conflict, corrections, credibility, gaza, Hamas, HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong, investigation, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, MISTAKES, News, Palestinian territories, Reporting, transparency

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	845178	Buildings Constructed:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

so like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s so lit, even the Associated Press can’t keep up with it? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at, fam! we got more crazy builds than a herd of creepers on a rampage, and our community is tighter than a villager’s purse strings.

join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.

so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.

LaughCraft: Where Fun Facts Come to Life

amusement, BIZARRE, Chuckle, Entertainment, fact, facts, Fun, fun fact, Giggle, humor, INTERESTING, JOKE, LAUGH, LaughCraft, Life, never seen before, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, Smile, Trivia, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that tell dad jokes.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden nuggets and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. we also have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies bust a move to thriller.

our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. so what you waiting for? come join the madness and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Prosper SMP: Where Vanilla is the only flavor – we have Discord, Dynmap, and lots of banter! Join us now, no whitelist needed!

Anarchy, banter, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Dynmap, flavor, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, Lots, Mature, Minecraft, Needed, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Vanilla, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	907	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchantments Applied:	277	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5421	Farms Harvested:	809
Buildings Constructed:	46	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a strong community that has been together for years. We have a Discord server as well, where members play a variety of games together.
Community	Welcoming to new members, dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals, major build projects underway, friendly and mature community.
Rules	Light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players.
Discord	All members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server. Join Discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the community been around?	The community has been together for the past few years.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Are there any rules on the server?	We have light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the Discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord to join the server. Join Discord here.

TitanCraft Minecraft Server

action RPG, ancient egypt, ancient greece, Character customization, Classic Game, diablo like, gameplay mechanics, Gaming Community, gaming nostalgia, Hack and Slash, isometric view, Loot, loot grind, Minecraft, multiplayer, pc game, RPG, Server, skill trees, Titan bosses, titan quest, titancraft, video game

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Oh, forget about Titan Quest, come join our Minecraft server where you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Block of Power! Rumor has it that whoever possesses this block gains the ability to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or trolls – they’ll be turned into harmless bunnies! So why waste your time on Titan Quest when you can join us and become the ultimate block-busting hero of the Minecraft universe?

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

1 Corinthians 12:13, anti-racism, Baptism, biblical teachings, choose one, Christian, contradictions in beliefs, equality, foreigner rights, Galatians 3:28, Holycraft, inclusive Christianity, Leviticus 19:33-34, love thy neighbor, Minecraft, No Discrimination, one body, racist, Romans 10:12-13, Server, spiritual unity, unity in Christ

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the teachings of the Bible in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Join us as we build a virtual world where there is no discrimination based on race, gender, or background. Just like in the Bible, we believe in unity and love for all players, whether you’re a Jew, Gentile, slave, free, or even a creeper!

Our server is a place where you can drink the spirit of Minecraft and be baptized in the glory of blocky goodness. We even have a special potion that turns you into a diamond armor-wearing angel – trust us, it’s a game-changer!

And don’t worry about being mistreated as a foreigner in our land, because we treat everyone like family. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and plenty of virtual hugs.

So come join us on our server, where the Lord of all blocks blesses you with endless adventures and where everyone who calls on the name of Steve will be saved from boring gameplay. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

FanCraft420

apartment living, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, fan use, FanCraft420, heat intolerance, hot climate, nighttime heat, noise sensitivity, Overheating, pedestal fan, personal comfort, Prozac side effects, roommate complaints, roommate conflict, roommates, sleep disturbance, thermostat setting

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	163	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	151
Dragon Eggs Found:	4811	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the heat and turn it up a notch! If you’re tired of dealing with roommates who can’t handle a little fan noise, then this is the server for you.

Join us and build your own virtual fan to cool down your blocky avatar whenever you please. No judgment here, just cool vibes and even cooler temperatures. Who needs real roommates when you can have virtual ones who understand your need for a constant breeze?

Don’t strip down to your underwear in-game though, that might get you banned for inappropriate block behavior. Stick to the fan and keep your cool, literally. So come on in and let’s chill together in this Minecraft world where the only thing heating up is your creativity!

FiredUpMC Server: Newbies Beware!

BEWARE, company culture, dismissal, Employee, FIRED, FiredUpMC, Hiring, HR, Job, job performance, job probation, job security, Management, new coworker, Newbies, Performance, probation, Server, team dynamics, Termination, termination process, turnover, Workplace, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4353	Chimeras Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Star Shards Collected:	114	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Have you ever seen a new coworker get fired faster than you can say “creeper”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be building, mining, and crafting faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected firings (of in-game characters, of course). So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive longer than the last guy who tried to build a house out of TNT!