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Crafty Chaos Crew – Join the Pandemonium! #1398

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and dungeons? Well, look no further than our server that is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina!

Join us for outrageous adventures in the Mirror Dungeons, where you can face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But be warned, things can get a little wacky in there – just ask the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust!

So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, the tutorial is important – but so is having a good sense of humor!

Blocky Babes and Bros: Where Minecraft meets beach vibes! Tank tops and shorts optional 😉

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7603
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Animals Bred:	117	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of getting distracted by your coworkers’ hot bods at work? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about inappropriate workplace behavior again. Plus, our virtual world is filled with pixelated babes in tank tops and shorts, so you can ogle to your heart’s content without any HR intervention. So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come get your fill of virtual eye candy on our server!

Oops, I broke Minecraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8585	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, SHE killed billions! Who is SHE, you ask? Well, she’s a legendary player who has single-handedly taken out billions of mobs with her diamond sword of doom. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and destruction she leaves in her wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have formed their own government. Want to trade with them for rare items? Or maybe you want to join their piggy army and conquer the overworld? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, getting to the treasure room is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate a maze of lava traps, deadly mobs, and riddles that would make even the smartest player scratch their head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to face the wrath of SHE and the piggy government. Good luck!

Crafting Crackheads & Creepers: A Server for Misunderstood Misfits

acceptance, addiction, compassion, compassion fatigue, Crackheads, Crafting, CREEPERS, Cryptids, discrimination, drug addicts, Empathy, Entertainment, homeless people, homelessness, Humanity, Marginalized, mental health, misfits, misunderstood, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, stigma, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	78	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids for your entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected encounters and hilarious moments.

Ever wanted to see a homeless person riding a pig through the streets of our server? Or watch a drug addict try to trade you a diamond for a piece of rotten flesh? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their undead uprising? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knew that treating drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids could be so much fun? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ColorfulCraft: Where all shades are welcome, even the ‘Blacks in a western euro centered colorism society’!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	290	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where your skin color determines your worth? Do you feel like you’re constantly battling against the oppressive forces of colorism in society? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all shades of melanin with open arms!

Join us as we overthrow the oppressive forces of euro-centric colorism and embrace our beautiful dark skin. Build your own virtual world where everyone is equal, regardless of skin color. Take down Uncle Toms, whites, and pick-me model minorities in epic battles for justice and equality.

So if you’re ready to break free from the chains of society’s expectations and embrace your true self, join our server today. Let’s create a world where black is beautiful and everyone is welcome!

Crafty Wait-a-While Server: Where Patience is a Virtue…and Also a Requirement!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Towns Built:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll find to even think about sleep! Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can fly (literally, we have pigs with wings, it’s a whole thing).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs from any would-be thieves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground llama racing circuit that only the bravest players dare to enter.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but sheep-counting boring, come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that was actually just a flash mob gone wrong). See you in the game!

Crafty McCraftface: Where building dreams come true… or get blown up by creepers! LOL

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Votes:	6622	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Godjak himself is a player! Join us for a chance to prove your worthiness to enter the Heaven Gates by showing off your skills in building and surviving in our wacky world.

But beware, if you participated in the heat of psyopped bullying of Indians in 2024, you may have some explaining to do to Godjak himself. Will you be able to clear your name and gain access to the ultimate Minecraft paradise?

With epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you, this server is the place to be for a truly unique Minecraft experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

FoolCraft: Where even the noobs can feel like pros! ‘Fools fools how hard you have fought’ – Join the madness now!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8645	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, for on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft master in just one day! We have secret potions that will turn you into a diamond-clad warrior with the strength of a thousand creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a mere block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero you were always meant to be! Just be careful of the sneaky players who like to prank unsuspecting newbies with exploding sheep…yes, exploding sheep.

Crafty LOLz: The Server of Infinite ‘Wait, Hold On’ Moments!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! And instead of being upset, they embraced their new dairy-filled home and threw a cheese-themed party that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything is possible.

So, if you’re looking for a place where being comfy is considered hard work and where taxes are a thing of the past, then come join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Rixmongo’s Blocky Adventures: Where Halmstad’s Biggest Boss Rules the Minecraft World!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee is free and flowing like a river of caffeinated goodness! Our manager, who is basically the king of coffee in Halmstad, has been charging for coffee on the construction site for way too long. But fear not, on our server, you can drink as much coffee as your heart desires without breaking the bank.

We’ve heard horror stories of thermoses being labeled as “security risks” and people being banned from carrying their precious coffee around. But here, you can sip on your favorite brew while building the craziest structures in the Minecraft universe.

Join us for the wildest coffee-fueled adventures, where you can mine, craft, and sip on java to your heart’s content. Who needs a subscription when you have unlimited coffee and varmkorv Fridays? So come on over and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!