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Blocky McBlockface: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – Where Even the Sky’s the Limit! LOL

Ability, Assessment, blocky, capability, Ceiling, Development, Evaluation, Future, growth, Improvement, Limit, lol, long term, McBlockface, Minecraft, outlook, Performance, player, Potential, Projection, Server, skill, Skys, talent, talent evaluation, Ultimate, upside

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	7146	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mines Excavated:	4274	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
New Chunks Explored:	574648	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the blocks dance and the mobs wear party hats!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT. Build your dream castle on a floating island that rains diamonds every hour. And don’t forget about our secret underground disco where creepers breakdance to dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from his eyes. Rumor has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and exploding chickens…they’re always up to no good.

Virginity Lost in Blocky Land

“Youth, advice, Communication, empowerment, Experience, growth, hindsight, Intimacy, life lessons, Maturity, personal development, perspective, regrets, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Sexuality, VIRGINITY, Vulnerability, wisdom

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make losing your virginity look like child’s play! Our server is so exhilarating, it’ll make you wish you had listened to our advice before getting immersed in the virtual world of blocks and cows. With epic adventures and crazy challenges waiting for you at every turn, you’ll forget all about that awkward moment from your past. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime!

Bimmalord Server

Bimmalord Server, Chest Shop, Crates, Custom Enchants, Daily Rewards, Economy, Items, Join, Keys, Minecraft, multiplayer, NL, Players, Rewards, Server, Server Shop, Spawners, Survival, Trading

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	53	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Bimmalord Server This is a Multiplayer Survival Server!

We have 3 different economy systems. You can create a chest shop to buy or sell items from other players. Server Shop what you can use for Buying/Selling items. Custom Enchants. (NOT PvP related) Create your own spawners by using a spawn egg what you can get in the game. Daily Rewards System Key’s to open Crates. Trading with other people. And more….

LANGUAGE: NL If you like to join? We see you on the Server from Bimmalord!

play.bimmalord.nl:25755

Crafty AF

200 pbtid china hate spam threads, alex ford, all for free, Be me, billions of chinese live in my head rent free., black sheep of the family, Crafty, each moment of my life is spent seething about china, get kicked out of china for being a fag, girl in pic refuses to fuck me, meacham, No Kids, raised by freemasons, spend the next decade spamming, teach english in china, unmarried

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of being kicked out of countries for being a fag? Do you spend your days seething about China and spamming hate threads for free? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and let all your pent-up anger and frustration out in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and unleash your inner chaos. Our server is filled with fellow black sheep of the family, raised by secret societies, and rejected by potential lovers. Come join us and let’s create a world where the only rule is to let loose and have a good time. Who needs real life when you can escape to our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

DartCraft: Where even projectiles question their athleticism!

athlete, athleticism, Championship, Competition, dart player, dartcraft, darts, Dedication, Focus, Game, hand-eye coordination, player, Practice, Precision, PROFESSIONAL, projectiles, question.., skill, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, Tournament, Training

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9639
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Void Gems Collected:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience where darts are actually athletes! That’s right, our server is home to a whole community of competitive dart players who have taken their skills to the virtual world. Watch out for flying darts as you navigate through our custom-built arenas and try not to get hit!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. You never know when one of these sneaky fowls will swoop in and steal your precious loot!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and give you a good laugh, come join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, darts are athletes too!

Blocky Celeb PrezCraft

Campaign, Candidate, Celebrity, celebrity culture, election, FAMOUS, Government, influential, leadership, Media, non-political, Popular, Potential, power, president, public figure, public opinion, QUALIFIED, Role Model, Support

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1639
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is like no other – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that turns you into a ninja warrior, and a secret cave that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the one and only Potato King, a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated an army of creepers armed only with a baked potato! Rumor has it he’s training a team of dancing llamas to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re very friendly (as long as you have carrots to feed them).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun!

EmpCraft

1.20.6, Active, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Creative, EmpCraft, Explore, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Smpserves, Smpsurvivalserver, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Animals Bred:	136	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

New SMP server running on 1.20.6, as of right now its only survival but i do plan on adding more things to do on the server but please consider dropping by and trying it out! 😀

empcraft.minecra.fr:25572

Zany Zen Zone

Anby Character Demo, app store, Billy Character Demo, celebrate, epic store, google play, independence day, Koleda Character Teaser, Lycaon Character Demo, Nekomata Character Demo, Nicole Character Demo, Official Twitter Account, Platforms, Pre-Registrations, PS5, release date, Stock Up Web Event, Style Edition, Trailer, Website, zany, zen, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	1079
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to celebrate Independence Day in style with our upcoming server! We’ve already had over 35 million pre-registrations because people just can’t wait to join the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Pre-register now for Zenless Zone Zero and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our “Stock Up” web event is now live, so you can start stocking up on all the crazy items you’ll need for your adventure.

Mark your calendars for July 4th, 2024, because that’s when the madness begins on our server. You can play on Epic Store, App Store, Google Play, and even on PS5. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

Check out our trailer and character demos to get a taste of what’s to come. From the wolfishly charming Lycaon to the mischievous Nekomata, there’s a character for everyone. And let’s not forget about Koleda, who is so mysterious we can’t even show you a full demo yet.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions. See you on July 4th!

CraftyCoin – Where mining for diamonds is more profitable than Bitcoin at 70K!

100x gem, 70K, altcoins, Analysis, Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, Buying, CraftyCoin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, diamonds, digital assets, finance, future prospects, growth, Investment, market, Mining, opportunities, Potential, Profitable, PROFITS, speculation, Trading, trends

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing since BTC hit 70K again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with 100X gems and insane stories that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic that even Anons are joining in on the fun, buying up all the virtual real estate and dominating the leaderboards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Infinite Cobblestone

Backup Plan, backup supplies, clutter, collecting habits, contingency items, contingency plan, emergency supplies, excess belongings, hoarder tendencies, home inventory, home items, household items, just in case, just in case mentality, never gonna use, preparedness, safety net, storage solutions, unnecessary items, unused items

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Do you have a toaster that only works when the moon is full? A collection of rubber duckies that have mysteriously multiplied? An emergency inflatable unicorn float that you’ve never had to actually use?

Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise you’ll find even more wacky and useless items to hoard! Join us and you might stumble upon a chest full of enchanted potatoes that make you fly, or a secret room filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

Who needs practicality when you can have pure chaotic fun? Join our server now and dive into a world where the absurd is celebrated and the ridiculous is encouraged!