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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9642 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!