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GiftGuru on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	236
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Join our SMP and start raking in the diamonds like a boss! We’ve got villagers selling enchanted gear for dirt cheap prices, so you can flex on all your friends without breaking the bank. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep in the mines that will make you richer than Notch himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the wealthiest player on the server – join now and start ballin’ on a budget!

CraftyCamouflage

Authenticity, CraftyCamouflage, hidden self, Identity, inner self, introspection, personal growth, private self, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-disguise, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, true self

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9863	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Void Armor Forged:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you a secret ninja warrior who can build a castle with just a flick of your wrist? Or maybe you’re a wizard who can turn creepers into cute little bunnies with a wave of your wand? Join our Minecraft server and let your true identity shine!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers throw the best block parties this side of the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Unleash your inner Minecraft master and join us for the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in blocky world!

CraftyCossacks Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Defense, donetsk, east, eastern europe, eastern front, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, intervention, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Minecraft, Russian tactics, SECURITY, separatists, Server, strategy, superior firepower, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s east is buckling under improved russian tactics and superior firepower… but fear not! because in our server, ukraine has an army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords ready to take on the russian invaders! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken hat. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and help ukraine defend against the russian onslaught in the most ridiculous way possible!

BombasticCraft

Airport, Aviation, bomb disposal, Bomb squad, BombasticCraft, Closed, Detonation, emergency response, evacuation, explosion, historical, historical artifact, Japan, japan history, Military, Safety, SECURITY, U.S. bomb, unexploded ordnance, Wartime, world war II

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow stuff up like a U.S. bomb from World War II! We’re so lit that even Japan’s airport got closed down from our explosions. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! Who needs boring old airports when you can be blowing stuff up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make history together, one explosion at a time!

BlockyConspiracyCraft

AMERICANS, anti-social tendencies, authoritarianism, Beliefs, BlockyConspiracyCraft, Conspiracy Theory, discrimination, extremism, Immigrants, Minorities, Misinformation, negative views, personality traits, political establishment, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, social psychology, society, White replacement, Women

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got all da conspiracy theories u could ever want, including da infamous “White Replacement” theory! If u believe in dat ish, den u gonna fit right in wit our crew of anti-social, authoritarian, immigrant-hatin’, minority-bashin’, woman-disrespectin’ players. We got a whole community of peeps who think like u, so come on down and let’s spread some wild theories together in our virtual world. Plus, we got bomb builds and epic battles to keep u entertained for hours on end. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Social Media Minecraft Server

coding, Crafty, elon musk, front page design, Media, Minecraft, modern website, Online Community, recent posts, recent users, Server, site design, site development, Social, social media, social-networking, user engagement, user experience, user interface, web development, Website Design, website functionality, website innovation, website interactivity

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	2215	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring, outdated social media sites? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t see any recent posts or recent users here, because who needs that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers instead?

Join our server and escape the mundane world of social media for a land of endless possibilities. Who needs Elon Musk’s fancy sites when you can create your own virtual world with blocks and pixels? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you’re disappointed by how addictive and fun our server is! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your own adventure!

Minecraft SMP: >—{ Forget Reality Graphics }—<

3d modeling, abstract design, animation, artistic interpretation, bad, Beautiful, computer graphics, creative expression, decent, digital art, forget, Good, Graphic design, graphics, immersive art, Minecraft, MS-DOS, pixel art, Reality, smp, surrealism, virtual reality, visual effects

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	243962
Ores Mined:	6602	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Crops Grown:	1029	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Animals Bred:	76
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the graphics are so mind-blowingly amazing that you’ll forget what reality even is! It’s like stepping into a pixelated wonderland where everything is beautiful, except for that one block that looks like it was made in MS-DOS. But hey, we don’t talk about that block.

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic battles with giant chickens, and even a conspiracy theory about why the villagers always seem to be up to something shady.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your pixelated family.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for that one block that looks like it’s straight out of MS-DOS. It’s a real eyesore.

Bestie’s Bungalow Takeover

Agreement, anger, apartment, avoidance, band practice, Best Friend, Besties, BETRAYAL, Bungalow, Clarity, Communication, Confrontation, decision, friendship, Furniture, kitchen, misunderstanding, moving out, offer, perspective, roommate, TAKEOVER, Tension

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy roommate story.

Imagine a world where your best friend suddenly hates you for no apparent reason, just like Christine did in this tale. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll encounter on our server? Maybe your virtual best friend will turn on you too!

And don’t worry about making fair offers for furniture and kitchen items, because on our server, everything is free! No need to worry about negotiating prices or feeling guilty for not offering more. Just grab what you need and start building your dream virtual home.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Minecraft band with a partner who suddenly starts acting cold towards you. The possibilities are endless on our server!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

everyday happiness, Happiness, happy moments, joyous moments, little happiness, little joys of life, little moments of joy, little things, Minecraft, moments of happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small comforts, small delights, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, small sources of joy, small things that bring joy, smp, tiny delights, tiny pleasures, TinyJoy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9997	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and epic adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a diamond block as a prize?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Island,” where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves while being showered with gifts and prizes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

FavPersonCraft

beloved person, Best Friend, cherished person, family member, favorite human, favorite individual, favorite person, favorite personality, favourite person, FavPersonCraft, Hero, Idol, inspiration, loved one, mentor, Role Model, Significant Other, special person, who is your favorite person, who is your favourite person

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Oh, hands down, it’s gotta be Steve from our Minecraft server! I mean, have you heard about the time he rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but somehow survived because he was wearing a diamond helmet that he found in a chicken coop? And don’t even get me started on the epic battles he’s had with the Ender Dragon – he once defeated it using nothing but a stack of raw fish and a wooden sword! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. So if you want to join in on the craziness and meet some truly unforgettable characters, come hang out with us on our Minecraft server!