| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9041 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7582 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Our players have the absolute worst taste in blocks, always choosing the crumbling ones that are one hit away from breaking. But don’t worry, we have plenty of red flags to warn you about which blocks to avoid.
We have players who will break into your pixelated house, cut up all your diamond armor, and pour lava all over your bed. And guess what? They won’t even get blocked because they know your Minecraft brother will come after them with a diamond sword.
If you’re looking for attention, look no further! Our players are constantly posting quotes in the chat, plastering their pixelated adventures all over the server, and seeking validation from everyone in sight.
So join us on this wild ride of a server, where the drama never ends and the creepers never stop exploding. And remember, it’s not our fault for attracting bad players, it’s just our destiny to keep respawning and trying again. See you in the world of blocks and bad decisions!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4332 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 72 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1527 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 499 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. That’s right, not only will you have to battle this fearsome beast, but you’ll also have to endure his terrible puns and dad jokes. Can you defeat him without dying of laughter?
Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Just remember, the chickens are watching… always watching.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9756 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3620 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 635 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | New Chunks Explored: | 812331 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3947 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8519 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2377 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1410 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 34 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 886 |
| Server Info | |
|---|---|
| Server Type | SMP |
| Version | Better Than Adventure! 7.1 w/ Babric Mods |
| Whitelist | Exclusive whitelist-only |
The do whatever, be whatever serverest 3/26/24
This server is an exclusive whitelist-only SMP that relies completely on mutual trust between player and server. We are attempting a real life replication, with business, banks, history. If that is something you would be interested in, consider joining us!
We’re hosting a public community event, the only one that will ever happen on our server! Join our Skygrid event by joining the Discord below to stay posted. It’s happening in 7 days!
No whitelisting required!
Skygrid Launch Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSFUi2BxnlI
Website: https://goldenage-smp.org/
Discord: https://discord.gg/wSyTHZuJhQ
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server whitelist-only? | Yes, the server is exclusive whitelist-only. |
| What version of Minecraft does the server run? | The server runs Better Than Adventure! 7.1 with Babric Mods. |
| What is the theme of the server? | The server attempts a real life replication with elements like business, banks, and history. |
| Is there a public community event happening? | Yes, there is a Skygrid event happening in 7 days. Join the Discord to stay updated. |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 1772 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 101 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 96 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots. And if you manage to find it, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and serenade you with their beautiful bleats.
So why does this psyop exist, you ask? Well, the point is simple – to provide the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5372 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 1374 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5171 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Forget about watching vtubers in Japan, come join our server where you can become a virtual superstar yourself! The Doki thing, the concert, and the weak showing at the expo are all just distant memories in our Minecraft world.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a thriving virtual economy and become a virtual sensation. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and excitement in our Minecraft server? Join now and start living your best virtual life!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 6892 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 121 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Our server is the perfect place to practice your argument skills and show off your emotional maturity (or lack thereof). Don’t worry about keeping the peace, because here, we encourage you to stir up some drama and let it all out.
So, if you’re tired of being the target of family events and want to unleash your inner badass, join our server now! Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate family drama warrior. Let’s see if you’re the real asshole or just a misunderstood hero in this crazy Minecraft world.
